On Monday’€™s Three For All on Middays with MFB, Tim Benz and Christian Fauria discussed three instances of adults tarnishing an amusement park, a Chuck E. Cheese’s and an aquarium. To listen to the segment, go to the MFB audio on demand page.

Drunk ‘€˜Pterodactyl’€™ arrested at Legoland

An intoxicated man claiming to be “Pterodactyl” caused a ruckus at Legoland Florida for about 30 minutes over the weekend. The man, whose real name is Richard Campagna, was chased by police throughout the park before jumping in the lazy river and splashing officers.

After being hit with a taser and a long pursuit, Campagna eventually was arrested.

” ‘€˜Pterodactyl’€™ was there with his kids at Legoland and then ran into the lazy river. Have you even been in one of these situations where its so bad that you couldn’t get through without getting hopped up on something?” Benz asked.

“Oh yeah,”€ Fauria responded.

Two men accused of smoking heroin at Chuck E. Cheese’s

Two men were arrested last week for allegedly smoking heroin in a Chuck E. Cheese’s bathroom in Costa Mesa, California. Sgt. Patrick Wessel of the Costa Mesa police department said that both men had met their heroin dealer at the arcade and chose to smoke the drug in the bathroom.

“€œNow if you really want to trip out, go to Chuck E. Cheese,”€ Fauria said, adding: “They have those robotic animals that are just singing and dancing. Just imagine being hopped up on some sort of drug and watching that going, ‘€˜Dude man, Chuck E. Cheese is crazy.’€™ “€œ

“I got into a fight at a Chuck E. Cheese when I was a little kid once. … I got pushed off the rocket ship when I was 8 years old,” Benz said.

Man dives into New England Aquarium tank

A man left the New England Aquarium in handcuffs after diving into the giant 27-foot-tank in a drunken stupor. Stephen Pellegrine, 51, was arrested and charged with trespassing and disturbing the peace.

“I don’€™t know about you, but this has always been a desire — a goal –€“ of mine. To jump into some random aquarium, just do some laps, hang out, just wait for them to kick me out,”€ Fauria said.

Blog Author: 
Conor Ryan
The top stories of the day as recounted by Kirk Minihane.

[0:02:50] ... slang for mistress but -- He's set to be married to a Cheryl Hines Larry David's wife on curb and due out later this summer. Hyannis Port. But -- poster that read this post story first. -- late ...
[0:03:23] ... Cleveland. Pensacola one moment had a notation airplane after her name to Robert Kennedy's notes another farm another teacher won a script that we known -- Z. Which some believed her philandering husband off to use ...
[0:07:36] ... and Taliban captivity. Oberto is expected to return to life is in regular army solo as early as today part officials said late signed as a regular guy and you still are missing. -- that site ...

Scott raab joined the show on LeBron's return to Cleveland and Dino did a reading of Dan Le Batard's heartfelt goodbye.

[0:00:40] ... magazine. A regular contributor to Esquire. And an avid fan of the Cleveland Indians and all Cleveland sports you joins us on the AT&T hotline good morning Scott how aria. Are -- great you -- doing ...
[0:02:01] ... that not that anyone won one yet but. That could write a best seller a lot lot of people -- past I do think it's a bigger bigger. Story include. A sense as the -- tanner ...
[0:05:57] ... know how to react or act if the cubs ever won the World Series and in fact would take away part of their personality part of the reason to be. Is any of that in place. ...
[0:10:51] ... examples of partying quarterbacks -- -- it -- passes in the National Football League. Yup that before before they they were nightclub regulars. And I think for the younger fans it's kind of put your cup ...

The guys opened the show celebrating the end of World Cup soccer.

[0:09:47] ... -- the sport and you go on. The whole world's Mick -- Tom Brady's. Latimer -- and seven billion people around the globe watching on. And again it. But witness the exciting part yeah. Are part ...
[0:12:37] ... I read the article in the Miami Herald and the headline reads LeBron James gave Miami for unforgettable years. Even on the Internet you can see that your state are its true yeah -- I -- ...
[0:15:03] ... upped its okay Dan. I mean to our country. This why did Dwyane Wade oh auditing and all of a -- I can't and they flew together -- Huckabee each other hugged each other but what ...
[0:18:11] ... he he he needed a crutch of Pat Riley needed crutch of Dwyane Wade. He had a crutch of Chris Bosh he of the crux of Miami. If he was hurting because he had tasted failure. And he had not yet realize that ...

Here are the highlights from Monday’s Headlines segment on Dennis & Callahan with Kirk Minihane, Gerry Callahan and John Dennis. To listen to the segment, go to the Dennis & Callahan audio on demand page.

RKF Jr. reportedly kept list of dozens of mistresses in his cell phone

Environmental lawyer and activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr., son of the late U.S. Senator, kept a list of 43 suspected mistresses under the letter ‘G’ in his cellphone, a move that Kennedy’s last wife Mary Richardson believed stood for “goomah,” the Italian slang for mistress, the New York Post reported.

Richardson, who committed suicide in May 2012 in the midst of a rough divorce with Kennedy, shared the information with a friend two months before she hanged herself.

The revelation of Kennedy’s shady list could spell trouble for his upcoming marriage to actress Cheryl Hines. Kennedy and Hines are scheduled to wed in the near future.

“Boy if I was her, I think I’d read this Post story first,” Minihane said.

“Doesn’t any woman who marries a Kennedy get what they deserve? You know going in,” Callahan added.

Sgt. Bowe Berghdal expected to return to active-duty service

Bowe Berghdal, the U.S. Army solider who was returned to the United States after being held by the Taliban for five years, is ready to return to active duty.

Six weeks after being returned in a controversial prisoner swap, Berghdahl completed his therapy and counseling appointments at a San Antonio hospital and will begin a new job at Fort Sam Houston, officials said.

“So when he wanders off of this base, where will he be headed?” Dennis asked.

“After all the work that the therapist did, he’s going to meet with his father, he’s going to freak out and stab him with his bayonet,” Callahan added.

Fired radio host Anthony Cumia defends himself on ‘Red Eye’

Newly unemployed shock jock Anthony Cumia, formally of the “Opie and Anthony” show on SiriusXM, appear on Fox News’ “Red Eye” to defend himself in wake of a racist Twitter rant that led to his firing almost two weeks ago.

“It was such a knee-jerk reaction in this day and age,” Cumia said in the interview, adding, “I will never apologize for this. … I didn’t do anything wrong.”

“He should’ve known in this day and age that you can’t do that, but if you’re saying it all day on the air — all day, every day — and you’re thinking the people following you are your fans who are listening, what’s the difference?,” Callahan said.

Blog Author: 
Conor Ryan
Steve Lyons calls out John Tomase on his AJ Pierzynski column without reading it. Kirk, Meter and Buck discuss why some media members find it necessary to protect players.
The top stories brought to you by Kirk Minihane.
The Red Sox walked off for the second straight game against the White Sox. Kirk, Meter and Buck look at the win and potential roster moves in the future.
Steve Buckley calls out Rob Bradford on his AJ Pierzynski piece after the Red Sox catcher was designated for assignment.

[0:01:28] ... -- -- okay the problem is that we have a story on AJ Pierzynski after he leaves the Red Sox everyone's sort of lining up. And and you write this piece that no quotes not source meandering peace. Ripping AG present ski after he leaves the Red Sox that's all I said that it -- The locks up that's that's when I said. And and by the way any can ...
[0:02:30] ... got back of forum club house. I what is that day because AJ Pierzynski was the story of the day he did yet -- I -- AJ Pierzynski with a bad fit on this team. Baseball wise that is the column that I want to write what's gonna -- and ...
[0:03:23] ... succeed if you don't believe me listen to a familiar voice from Red Sox past. As Jarrod Saltalamacchia. -- the best dressed person out here -- looks great good job. Remember it's all about the close and OK so you out of business relationship with the former catcher of the Red Sox. No because. Jet told to do that larger global market regatta event. A convicted who approached him about doing the spot. He ...
[0:05:17] ... the heart of the matter which was I wanted to write and AJ Pierzynski column. So I hate when it out tried out -- many people they could be for the game. Gonna get much before ...

Here are the highlights from Friday’s Headlines segment on the Dennis & Callahan show with Kirk Minihane and guest hosts Jon Meterparel and Steve Buckley. To hear the audio, go to the Dennis & Callahan audio on demand page.

Emmy nominations announced

The nominations for the 2014 Emmy Awards were announced on Thursday. The group that stood out most to the hosts was the nominees for Best Drama Series, which included the likes of “Game of Thrones,” “House of Cards” and “Breaking Bad.”

“You can’t get better than that,” Minihane said.

Said Buckley: “That’s got to be the best in history. ‘Mad Men’ is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen, ‘Game of Thrones’ is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen, ‘House of Cards’ is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen, and ‘Breaking Bad.’ Those are all top-10 shows.

“The problem is there’s so much good TV now, and the funny thing is the best of television has never been better, the worst of television has never been worse.”

The conversation then shifted to the declining quality of network sitcoms.

“I never think to go to the networks now at 8 o’clock,” Minihane said. “I don’t watch a network program.”

Buckley asked if “Modern Family” is an exception.

“It’s jumped the shark, it’s stepped on the shark, it’s shot the shark, it’s buried the shark’s body,” Minihane said.

“Tell us how you really feel,” Meterparel responded.

Said Buckley: “The thing I like about ‘Modern Family’ is you turn it on at any juncture, because the plot is irrelevant to the gags. So you can turn on ‘Modern Family’ and just watch it for 12 minutes with no interest in what this is all about, what this is setting up and just watch the comedy unfold.”

Robert Redford to portray Dan Rather in movie about CBS news scandal

The legendary actor is set to play the legendary CBS news anchor in a film focusing on Rather’s disputed report about President George W. Bush‘s service in the National Guard.

“Shouldn’t they get someone that’s younger than Dan Rather?” Meterparel asks.

Minihane said: ”That’s what I was thinking. Redford is probably older than Rather.

“Both of them are too famous, that’s the problem.”

Buckley said stranger things have happened in Hollywood, including Michael Keaton playing Batman.

“It’s Hollywood. makeup, special effects, lighting,” Buckley said. “But this one challenges my belief that can be done.”

The discussion then segued into Buckley talking about his problems with the movie “Field of Dreams.”

“It was James Earl Jones talking about harkening back to the great old days when everything was good, when blacks couldn’t play baseball,” he said.

“And then they bring back all these dead guys, there’s Gil Hodges, there’s Shoeless Joe Jackson, there’s Smoky Joe Wood. You couldn’t bring back Oscar Charleston and Satchel Paige? Is even heaven segregated that they couldn’t bring back Negro League players in Iowa?”

Meterparel said: “I never even thought about that.”

Blog Author: 
Nick Canelas