We finally hear from the penis transplant patient and Dino discovers Dicture, a website of dressed up penises.
How will Kirk do at ESPN today? Will he be back tomorrow or will he get a job in Bristol?
Kirk hands Lucy Headlines for the day and she goes down in flames.

[0:01:20] ... she new equipment and it looked like that right Chris Kirsten got Steven Smith on the show. Your friend and it. True not critical at all so. You don't at all that will be an excitement ...
[0:01:55] ... there is fine. I bet he's a racist racist and a racist Curt Schilling did not call a few days with the rape that's right no we did not a race itself and Bill Clinton onto ...
[0:07:14] ... any. Using that you Don lemons here that might have been a black hole I think yes well also if there hasn't made. Also as an aside we have a new intern Connor who started today ...
[0:10:46] ... win or should be unbelievably awesome beat negotiations have commenced to bring David Ortiz back to Boston next year I think. ...






What will Ortiz do with his time after he retires?

[0:00:41] ... he's we've been referring to this morning now. I wholeheartedly disagree that David Ortiz. Get better treatment from the media is more cuddled and coddled. And Tom Brady as other that the flight gate that's more and outside port ninety fiber outside New England kind of criticism Brady where is ...
[0:02:00] ... kind of foreign entity nights for this is ridiculous four it was David Ortiz 500 my Brothers and I don't know when they said. Woody give a guy who's got a at all. Re more in word remember that word a word tiger yeah it hurts to let it was on tape and yeah in the back of your record. I think is one of those things from the olden days and David has been criticized forty bitching about this contract every single year David has been criticized about sticking his head and Terry Francona news. Press conference in bitching about a hit vs an error some people a leave via this is horribly it's anything out. But Ortiz has been criticized and of course most importantly Dave Ortiz has been questioned for this kind of production. With PCDs not of that shade it ever gets thrown on Tom Brady and by the way David is aware. Davis says the following. So humble and for the comments. And right away there are ...
[0:03:51] ... been off he's like he's got nobody. No rational person really believes David Ortiz is 100% clean right now. I know I know guys in the afternoon that makes me I hate even Ortiz I think is a chance the forty year old is the best hitter in baseball. With a history of doing steroids might be doing so it makes you cynical yet your pets but that's just know nobody hates David Ortiz nobody's ever hated it Ortiz gets very little. Second guessing questions. Schism cynicism. In his core I think everybody David Ortiz certainly this to David Ortiz says. Is this. Was right 88 record what you read that Chelsea wrote one call three years ago and it's still like viewed as that one great peace and negligence was right in writing is talking negative media some right after an afternoon and all. Days after and wants to defend him at every turn and says if you what is do we have the board so we find. Where says if you question David Ortiz you just hate the guy. That's not cents or hate the guy do you hate the good Kirk and you. People it's ...
[0:06:05] ... other. To a three other guys he's much much harsher than anything David Ortiz faced of course different situation. Hobbies like one guys innocent in this month. A lot I you to court she's guilty yes ...






The guys discuss Jeff Passan's interview with Ortiz about his retirement and what it would take for Ortiz to come back next season.
Gerry and Kirk go at it about the clutch nature of David Ortiz's career (and Larry Bird's), and Kirk eventually goes off the rails hitting station equipment and asking to get off the D&C show.

[0:00:00] ... I heard John Farrell offer an opinion which I the first time ever. Normally Ferrell is is borrowings tickets and then it's totaled turn note to ...
[0:00:48] ... Or pitches in the strike zone in those key moments whether it's Joaquin Benoit with a Grand Slam and a Ailes yes. Or late inning extradition to lead the other day I think the great players ...
[0:04:39] ... begin I can't think of any. Bad players reached an average broker Robert Horry would be the definition I I suppose that's left one. Just I think get to be a good player to be clutch ...
[0:09:06] ... it I don't back talk about a talk what she didn't with Curt Schilling got a lot of talk about nonstop about. Buchholz all talk about anti crows or Jerry I want my own show I ...






Kirk Minihane's headlines segment starts with discussion of Kirk's new dog Clyde and heads to Bernie Sanders' strong night at the polls. Then, Lena Dunham's book idea and producers Bluesman and Lucy make their cases to be the new duo.
The guys welcome Curt Schilling to his weekly spot as he breaks down possible Red Sox trades, and E-Rod setback, and of course a challenge from ESPN's Stephen A. Smith to have a debate
D&Cf/M discuss the Megyn Kelly Fox special on Tuesday night featuring Donald Trump, a transgender, Robert Shaprio, and Michael Douglass interviews. Plus her shameless book plug

[0:01:46] ... you. Pick up on this she's east since. And we're both wrong Michael Douglas says the Megyn Kelly. It was bloom away when his stepfather actually listened to him yes he's never had a male figure Google figured this in the me or. Giggled about Kirk Douglas in under her party and you think the fall was so Kirk you're apartment never listened. Kirk's kind of a famous guy ...
[0:04:10] ... I think trouble would not qualify. But of Laverne and Shirley Cox Michael Douglas Roberts appear I can't tell you which one I sequoia what might. The worst one the worst ones the most offensive from ...
[0:05:21] ... aunts and and and Megan is acting like this dessert you know high school friend you know they're getting together at the reunion tiger agree it is to be with a handsome man giggling she is ...
[0:06:44] ... And I'm trending you know it's changed notes Donald let's exchanged notes Michael Douglas. What is what is Michael Douglas human error that was one yeah the golfers when she called the most resilient Hollywood star of all time and who makes ...






As the guy approach the crossover with OMF, Kirk has a complete meltdown in studio as he argues with Gerry. Kirk wants his own show and the situation is coming to a head.