“The only person who wins more than Bill Belichick is Kirk Minihane” –Gerry Callahan
The show today began with Kirk’s victory lap for single-handedly destroying Bart Hubbuch and causing Bart to delete his Twitter account and disconnect his cell phone. The show closed with a Hubbuch eulogy fit for the Queen of England.
After Hubbuch tweeted this yesterday:
Twitter attacked him, he deleted his account and became the latest addition to Kirk’s Testicle Alley.
Just imagine the sheer terror that guy must have felt when he heard, “This is Kirk Minihane.”
If you haven’t listened to Kirk’s podcast with Hubbuch, do that and you’ll understand better what a complete dumpster fire of a human being Bart is.
Mike Giardi was on the Dino Casting Couch and the guys discussed Garoppolo’s chances of playing in the near future.
All three guys agree we should pump the brakes on thinking the Patriots will rush him back.
And Giardi was a little pissy because he feels threatened by all the other guest hosts who are way better at this than he is.
Fueled by the incompetence of the producers, Kirk danced for Gerry and threw a solid tantrum about how no one cares about the Red Sox and “baseball is dead as disco” because it’s a Patriots world. This started a discussion about whether or not Ortiz is on steroids. And if John Henry lures Ortiz back and he doesn’t retire next year he does not have to return his retirement tour gifts.
Curt Schilling made his weekly appearance and doesn’t think Ortiz will return next season because the pain in his feet is a huge problem and the winter gets more challenging as you get older.
Schilling will be Periscoping the Trump-Clinton presidential debate on Monday, so watch that if you dare.
Gerry Callahan has never eaten a mango.
Line of the day: Kirk: “Roberto Clemente, did he have a good year before he retired?”
Call of the day: Mike in the car, began his call with “What?”
Producer contribution of the day: Ken Laird, “A mango is sweet. Papayas not so much.”