Here are the highlights from Wednesday’s Headlines on Dennis & Callahan with Kirk Minihane, John Dennis and Gerry Callahan. To hear the segment, go to the Dennis & Callahan audio on demand page.
– A Florida woman who said she had three breasts has been untruthful, according to a TMZ report. Jasmine Tridevil, who claimed she had surgery to have a third breast added to her body, lied about it.
One of the Tridevil’s bags was stolen off a conveyor belt at Tampa International Airport. Police caught the thieves and retrieved the bag. Inside the black nylon bag was a three-breast prosthesis.
Asked Callahan: “So you can buy a three-breast prosthesis?”
Replied Dennis: “You can buy anything.”
“Sure, I imagine there’s probably a small market for it, but a loyal market,” Minihane said. “There’s a fetish for everything. Three boobs is a weird fetish, but some guys liked to get urinated on.”
– HBO confirmed actors Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn will star in the second season of “True Detective.” Vaughn and Farrell will replace Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, who stared in the show’s first season.
Said Minihane: “Colin Farrell I think is going to be good. I’m worried about Vince Vaughn.”
Replied Callahan: “I think [Vaughn] will kind of have a dry sense of humor and be that same witty guy that he is in ‘Wedding Crashers.’ ”
“I don’t want a witty guy,” said Dennis. “[Vaughn] seems like a lightweight by comparison to these three guys.”
– President Barack Obama has come under criticism for saluting Marines with a coffee cup in his hand. After he exited the presidential helicopter, Obama carried a cup of coffee with him and made a casual salute.
“How about this, put the coffee cup down, go in the White House and get another cup of coffee,” Dennis said.
This comes after President George W. Bush once saluted military members with a dog in his hand.
Said Minihane: “The Bush stuff doesn’t work for me anymore. Bush was a fool, so is Obama.”
– A man in New Delhi fell into a tiger cage at a zoo and was eaten by one of the tigers in the enclosure. The 22-year-old man, only known as Masqood, pleaded in front of the white tiger, but was killed after 10 minutes.
“Do you think he ate him legs and arms first, so the guy could watch?” asked a sarcastic Callahan.