This clip is all about the execution. You can’t create this kid’s level of style. You’re either born with it, or you’ll never have it. The build-up. The exquisite timing. The sense to know when to cut it short and not overplay the bit. Perfection.

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Fox NewsA recent piece in The New Yorker examines the effects of a new wave of student activism at Oberlin College, a small, private liberal arts institution in Ohio, and it’s pretty eye-opening.

According to writer Nathan Heller, Oberlin is “at the center of the current storm” of activism on college campuses, with students heavily involved in issues including classroom diversity, safe spaces, racial inequality and social injustice. …

More than thirteen hundred students signed a petition calling for the college to eliminate any grade lower than a C for the semester, but to no avail. …

A student from Chicago named Zakiya Acey complained to Heller that some of his professors would actually make her take in-class exams as opposed to simply discussing the subject matter. …

“I can’t produce the work that they want me to do. But I understand the material, and I can give it to you in different ways. There’s professors who have openly been, like, ‘Yeah, instead of, you know, writing out this midterm, come in to my office hours, and you can just speak it,’ right? But that’s not institutionalized.”

OK. This is it. I’m calling it. Pull the sheet over the victim’s eyes. Time of death: May, 2016. Cause of death: Suicide. The deceased’s name? Western Civilization.

We were once a beacon to the world. A land of hope that offered one promise: That you could be rewarded for you hard work. There were no guarantees. The road to success would be fraught with peril and setbacks. But if you had the drive, the vision and the confidence to never quit, opportunities were yours in unlimited supply.

And now, it’s over. Our dreamers and achievers are being outnumbered by timid safe spacers and worthless carbon blobs so entitled they think expecting some written words in exchange for a college degree is too big an ask. And who take “Failure is not an option,” a catchphrase made popular by real achievers doing truly amazing things like bringing the Apollo 13 astronauts home safely, literally.

S0 1,300 students signed a petition saying that they should all get passing grades, regardless of whether they did any actual school work or not. I guess we should be glad those ones put out the effort to sign the paper. I’m sure many more asked if it was OK if they just speak their name. Because, you know, they understand the material. They’re just too traumatized by all that social activism to produce the work.

Best of luck to the future graduates of Oberlin. I’m sure all that non-written, non-failing, ungraded, participation trophy culture educating they got will open lots of doors for employers who’ll hire them just on the basis of their heavy involvement in issues. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go live by myself in a hollowed out tree somewhere. That’ll be my safe space from these useless dopes.

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Comedian Jim Bruer says he was on vacation in Mexico and talked to Jastremski about deflategate.

[0:00:11] ... him goat boy for pneumonia Saturday and then line up of such AMBER Alert apparently is vacationing down in Mexican. Where you want a vacation databases. From these vacation down there and apparently he points. Claims. ...
[0:01:42] ... empty case he was or where is that guy. Would not wrote Tom Brady and but he said Tom Brady. Does so much for him right. She does. Course so it's gone by liberal dose of this all of this back all ...
[0:02:32] ... the scientific evidence. And the 24. Scientist. Briefs yesterday in the second Circuit Court. This is what they say. Listen to go yeah I don't go. I sent interest ski. And immediately able. All he'd he ...
[0:05:34] ... a headline right that's the headline dissents legitimate it's late footballs for Tom Brady go boy. No harm can mix with his credibility at the golden boy point our that it would be he struck with two strip ski. ...






Comedian Jim Bruer says he was on vacation in Mexico and talked to Jastremski about deflategate.

[0:00:11] ... him goat boy for pneumonia Saturday and then line up of such AMBER Alert apparently is vacationing down in Mexican. Where you want a vacation databases. From these vacation down there and apparently he points. Claims. ...
[0:01:42] ... empty case he was or where is that guy. Would not wrote Tom Brady and but he said Tom Brady. Does so much for him right. She does. Course so it's gone by liberal dose of this all of this back all ...
[0:02:32] ... the scientific evidence. And the 24. Scientist. Briefs yesterday in the second Circuit Court. This is what they say. Listen to go yeah I don't go. I sent interest ski. And immediately able. All he'd he ...
[0:05:34] ... a headline right that's the headline dissents legitimate it's late footballs for Tom Brady go boy. No harm can mix with his credibility at the golden boy point our that it would be he struck with two strip ski. ...






The guys talk about NESN's experiment with a three person booth on Red Sox Telecast. They also talk about who they think should be in the booth with Dave O'Brien

[0:00:04] ... its front will work in on what we're we're we're working. And Alexander Graham dealing whatever pressure 617779. 7937. We talked a little bit about the Red Sox we did not spend an awful lot of time three men both last night so you had to Dave O'Brien. The Ed ...
[0:01:51] ... are sent a Sony not if you what does NASA is the Red Sox that you might want. Don't required. I. Bigger boost Jessica Mendoza you which has a list goes on to stream and that's ...
[0:05:21] ... we brought this. Nobody watches the show is on NASA. Other then Red Sox pregame probably post game probably and the Marlins pregame and post it adds yet. That's their rating up on it early morning ...
[0:07:09] ... Over the last two years the Bruins event higher ratings than the Red Sox look at. Because the Bruins were more interesting and it's kind of shifted rounds I guess what you can put nine men. ...






DJ Bean talks to the guys about the Bruin's signing of Kevan Miller, and the state of the Bruins off-season.

[0:01:42] ... it defense better IQ you can improve the deep down. Well QB Kevin Millar if you move the right people vote amber direct people and indeed you position yourself so OK Kevin Miller. Is now the ...
[0:04:51] ... with controllable years which is what we heard the number for the trade deadline of as far as what the Bruins needed. So they artists situation and it seems like every team in NHL needs young ...
[0:05:42] ... to the Bruins have assets. Kind of speed of the spent 31 round picks on. Three guys that the only one of whom people thought would go work you way and so. I don't know how highly other achieved our RV on all these Bruins prospect. They've got multiple first round pick but the sharks. There were other market topped and picked up in the 284930. So. I think they'll be one of many cute wanna go get these guys but I think that. Part of widely retard Kevin Millar is because they know that the B list or lie or to assume the third and upcoming away. Yes social liberal governor of a couple coaches they also brought up some of Bruce Cassidy. Who was running the Providence Bruins gets brought up also Alison Don Sweeney has the relation with him Claude Julien every year it seems like his job to question. Is this a situation workload. Knows he's happy with the situation because it ...





DJ Bean talks to the guys about the Bruin's signing of Kevan Miller, and the state of the Bruins off-season.

[0:01:42] ... it defense better IQ you can improve the deep down. Well QB Kevin Millar if you move the right people vote amber direct people and indeed you position yourself so OK Kevin Miller. Is now the ...
[0:04:51] ... with controllable years which is what we heard the number for the trade deadline of as far as what the Bruins needed. So they artists situation and it seems like every team in NHL needs young ...
[0:05:42] ... to the Bruins have assets. Kind of speed of the spent 31 round picks on. Three guys that the only one of whom people thought would go work you way and so. I don't know how highly other achieved our RV on all these Bruins prospect. They've got multiple first round pick but the sharks. There were other market topped and picked up in the 284930. So. I think they'll be one of many cute wanna go get these guys but I think that. Part of widely retard Kevin Millar is because they know that the B list or lie or to assume the third and upcoming away. Yes social liberal governor of a couple coaches they also brought up some of Bruce Cassidy. Who was running the Providence Bruins gets brought up also Alison Don Sweeney has the relation with him Claude Julien every year it seems like his job to question. Is this a situation workload. Knows he's happy with the situation because it ...





Glenn, Lou, and Christian talk to Red Sox President of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski about the Sox offense, Joe Kelly, and Carson Smith's injury.

[0:03:29] ... he had the potential to hit are hitting coach over there and Wally Joyner also Leo last and study some tape and he felt the same way as our scouts that he he projects to hit. ...
[0:05:25] ... is and I guess we have time to assess that but. It Matt Barnes a strong move the ball for asylum bullpen has been very good. Menus up or close to 400 your recent outings with ...
[0:10:13] ... see where that replacement for Kirsten Smith comes is that somebody like Matt Barnes or we need to do something else. What about take and one of the starters and put him in the bullpen likable ...
[0:11:01] ... be a solid club good club we are I think if the Major League Baseball last year but we've been an outstanding offensive club and if you really looked at spring training it's difficult because in spring ...






Glenn, Lou, and Christian talk to Red Sox President of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski about the Sox offense, Joe Kelly, and Carson Smith's injury.

[0:03:29] ... he had the potential to hit are hitting coach over there and Wally Joyner also Leo last and study some tape and he felt the same way as our scouts that he he projects to hit. ...
[0:05:25] ... is and I guess we have time to assess that but. It Matt Barnes a strong move the ball for asylum bullpen has been very good. Menus up or close to 400 your recent outings with ...
[0:10:13] ... see where that replacement for Kirsten Smith comes is that somebody like Matt Barnes or we need to do something else. What about take and one of the starters and put him in the bullpen likable ...
[0:11:01] ... be a solid club good club we are I think if the Major League Baseball last year but we've been an outstanding offensive club and if you really looked at spring training it's difficult because in spring ...






CosmoThe Penis Eggplant™ was born in New Zealand, and the rightful owner (and farmer) of the produce decided to capitalize on the incredible resemblance of the vegetable to the male reproductive system by putting it up for auction on a New Zealand trade site. The final bid was an astonishing (wait for it…) $115!

Before you get discouraged by the fact that someone in this world is willing to spend that much money just for the thrill of owning a phallic eggplant, the money from the auction all goes to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of New Zealand. So think of it as a charitable donation with a very special thank-you note (in the form of an eggplant that could, like, maybe double as a dildo). 

Great. This is just great. Like I don’t already suffer from enough penis envy just from ordinary, every day objects. Cucumbers, zucchinis, hot dogs, eclairs, whole pickles, sausages, crullers. And of course the worst blow to mI’y self-esteem of all: Other, actual penises. Now that some Kiwi sod buster managed to get 115 bucks for this thing that actually does look like a real wang, I’m screwed. And not in the good way.

Now that Big Agriculture sees there’s a market for these things, they’ll be everywhere. Genetically Modified Wang Organisms as far as the eye can see. The whole produce aisle will look like the walls in an adult video store. Dildo vegetables, schlong potatoes, twig & berry fruits and mushrooms shaped like mushroom dongs from one end of the store to another. All at premium prices because they know the ladies – and some guys, I’ll all about inclusion – will pay them. Thanks for nothing, New Zealand.

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