I have to admit, there’s something I envy about this crazy lady. Because I have never loved anything as much as she loves the new talking Chewbacca mask she got herself for her birthday. And I just needed her at the end of a long week. Nothing has ever made cackle with unreserved glee like this. Maybe I’m just too careful or self-conscious. Or perhaps I just can’t grasp the pure joy of a plastic mask that makes Wookie sounds. I don’t know.

All I do know is, just once I want to feel the way she did in the car outside the Kohl’s. Even just for one, fleeting moment. I just want to experience the ecstatic feeling that can only come from owning your own Chewie mask. Even if it’s not movie quality (NSFW, language):

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Searsport, Maine[A] locally owned supermarket is trying to help ease the pain of Deflategate. …

That snowball led to “Roger Goodell is banned from Tozier’s” and it fits right in with Dale’s mentality. He has been a season ticket holder for the last 23 years.

The sign is getting a lot of attention, both locally and throughout New England. “As long as it’s in good fun, I think it’s a good thing,” said Ray Smith, a customer.

What’s even more ironic: Tozier’s is at the corner of East Main Street and Goodell Street.

“People aren’t very impressed that Tozier’s is at the corner of Goodell Street. We’ve actually contacted the town officials and asked that we may be able to change that to Brady Street,” said Tozier, Jr.

Even though Searsport is a good 100-plus miles away from the seaside, monument-to-excess palace that Roger Goodell had slave labor build for him in Scarborough, this is still welcome news. The Commissar is already being banned all over Massachusetts, but the tighter the noose tightens around him, the better. We throw around the word “hero” far too often these days, but my man Dale Tozier here is a hero in my book. I’d purchase my discount liquor and “BY SUGAR 2/$4″ from him any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

My only problem with Tozier’s is what kind of clientele it’s attracting. Really, Ray Smith? “As long as it’s in good fun” you’re OK with it? Gee, thanks. I mean, we’d hate  to cross a line or anything. Just because Goodell’s multimillion dollar witch hunt has not only disgraced Tom Brady to the point he’s booed wherever he goes, it’s costing your football team the best player in the league for four games and you’re out two draft picks that are never coming back. But yeah, let’s not go so far as to say he’s not welcome at grocers in northern coastal Maine. God forbid. With friends like Ray Smith Defending the Wall, who needs Jets fans?

Anyway, if Tozier’s noble efforts to get Goodell Street changed to “Brady Street” need any support, I need to know about it. Do the right thing, Searsport town council. Godspeed.

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Welcome to Friday’s Morning Mashup. For the latest news, start at our WEEI.com home page or click here for the top stories from our news wire.

Welcome to Friday’s Morning Mashup. For the latest news, start at our WEEI.com home page or click here for the top stories from our news wire.

FRIDAY’S BROADCAST HIGHLIGHTS:
MLB: Indians at Red Sox, 7:10 p.m. (NESN; WEEI-FM)
MLB: Rays at Tigers, 7 p.m. (MLB Network)
NHL playoffs: Penguins at Lightning, 8 p.m. (NBCSN)

AROUND THE WEB:

— There was a time when Ben Simmons was considered the certain No. 1 pick in the NBA draft. But after a season in which he was not able to lead LSU to an NCAA Tournament berth, some concerns have been raised about the 6-foot-10 forward.

His work ethic and overall passion for the game has been questioned, and now a former NBA executive said there also are concerns about his maturity level.

“He’s a great talent, great passer and knows the game,” former Nuggets vice president of player personnel (and former player) Rex Chapman said Thursday on “The Dan Patrick Show.” “But I think if you ask people around LSU, around the league, he’s got some immaturity issues, and I think that’s what frightens teams a little bit.

“I think more so off the court. I think his game is a little more mature than his age for sure, but I think there are questions about his ability to be a really good teammate.”

The 76ers, who hold the No. 1 pick, apparently still are high on Simmons, as coach Brett Brown this week compared him to Magic Johnson and LeBron James.

Simmons, who is credited with being able to do just about everything except shoot from outside, averaged 19.2 points, 11.8 rebounds and 4.8 assists for an LSU team that went 19-14.

Brown also revealed that he has been friendly with the Simmons family since he coached Ben’s father, David, for five seasons with the Melbourne Tigers in Australia in the late 1980s/early 1990s, although NBA rules forced him to limit his contact with them.

— The NFL finally did something in an attempt to improve its image, indicating that it will refund $723,734 to the Defense Department, which had paid teams to honor military service members at games and events.

The league had come under heavy criticism for accepting the payments, with Arizona Sens. John McCain and Jeff Flake criticizing the Pentagon for the “paid patriotism.” A reports issued last year found 72 contracts — in various sports — in which the government paid for patriotic tributes, something the Defense Department said it no longer will do.

Flake congratulated the NFL for rectifying the situation.

“In all the years I’ve spent trying to root out egregious federal spending, the NFL is the first organization to perform due diligence, take responsibility and return funds to the taxpayers,” Flake said in a news release. “The NFL’s response to this investigation sets a new standard and only strengthens its reputation as a supporter of military service members and veterans.”

— Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder welcomed results of a Washington Post poll that found that 90 percent of Native Americans are not offended by the team’s nickname.

A total of 504 people were surveyed between December and April via telephone, and only 9 percent said they found the name offensive.

“We are gratified by this overwhelming support from the Native American community, and the team will proudly carry the Redskins name,” Snyder said in a statement, reiterating that “our name represents honor, respect and pride.”

A federal judge ordered the team’s trademark registration to be canceled in July because the name may be offensive to Native Americans. The team has appealed that decision.

The lead plaintiff in the first case that challenged the team’s trademark protections did not support the poll’s findings.

“I don’t agree with them,” said Suzan Harjo, a member of the Cheyenne and Hodulgee Muscogee tribes. “And I don’t agree that this is a valid way of surveying public opinion in Indian Country.”

ON THIS DAY TRIVIA (answer below): Which Red Sox player had a streak of homering on May 20 for five straight years, starting with a three-home run game in a 10-3 victory over the Royals in 2001?

QUOTE OF THE DAY: “You’ve got to win your division games. [But] with [Tom] Brady being suspended four games, I think [that] makes the division up for grabs.” Jets wide receiver Eric Decker, on the AFC East

STAT OF THE DAY: 9 — Consecutive starts to open the season won by White Sox ace Chris Sale, after Thursday’s 2-1 victory over the Astros

‘NET RESULTS: Astros right fielder George Springer reaches over the fence to steal a home run from the White Sox.

Angels left fielder Rafael Ortega dives to make a great catch against the Dodgers.

Twins shortstop Eduardo Nunez dives for a grounder, then spins and fires from his knee to get Jose Bautista at first and prevent a Blue Jays run from scoring in the 10th inning of a tie game.

TRIVIA ANSWER: Jason Varitek

SOOTHING SOUNDS: Joe Cocker, who died in 2014, was born on this day in 1944.

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Danny Picard talks David Ortiz and the Celtics offseason options 5-19-16
Mikey and Christian are talking more about David Ortiz and Bill Lee joins the show to talk about baseball fights and give his thoughts on the Red Sox season so far
Mikey and Christian talk with local comedy legend, Lenny Clarke about the Red Sox and the benefit he's doing this weekend.

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Mikey and Christian talk with some listeners about David Ortiz, his prior allegations of PED use, and if he's deserving of making the Hall of Fame.

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Dale, Michael and Jerry discuss all aspects of the Celtics and the NBA Draft. Do they trade or do they draft?

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Dale, Michael and Jerry discuss all aspects of the Celtics and the NBA Draft. Do they trade or do they draft?

[0:09:44] ... at the bank library of the past. We're back guards the next Ray Allen. We're sick you don't want a guard units. Hopped out got our little girl looking late if you knew that buddy Gil was going to be the next step curry. You would need it because I got weddings like that but all right if you knew we was gonna be the next Ray Allen but how do you know. You're taking a chance here. Let's get the project that's projection game became scared and album Michael with the next Ray Allen have gotten past Atlanta. Yeah I think they aren't they couldn't score in the paint they had no alternative to what again when Hillary in effect because in every on no rice but. I Okafor can already do that. Jerry that's a question within X Ray Allen. Have gotten past the man absolutely. Welcome no I think it would I think it would all loaded on the next Ray Allen. And the paint would have been they got there that leaves Isaiah Thomas for the white dominicans quarter Brady he's able to ...
[0:11:38] ... it to be just like this to build the team to have Isiah Thomas as our as our starting point guard. We didn't build it to have Jared sellinger here you may be able to take ...
[0:20:29] ... know we went over the without Jefferson Avery Bradley. Tony out land Delonte West and make good MBA players. But he's never being year. In this position where everybody wants. What's you've got as opposed to ...