No one is safe in OMF's first ever Whiner line.
Brock Holt is headed to the 7-Day DL, and Carson Smith is heading for the 15-Day DL

[0:00:39] ... last 1112 games so that's what it is. I also recalled catcher left fielder Blake's wife heart and release her and then left fielder catcher slash left feel is sort of that you're. As you platoon he's been playing left field eleven games down the topic but I hit 310 I think his last ten or eleven games went about better than he ...
[0:01:25] ... Scuffling yeah right it was in my work ridiculous the other million left fielder is as you know came up a ruse and and Chris Young got exactly mesh well together but that Chris Young in Blake's wife Hart left fielder. I still wanted to just. Want them wicket constantly reminding people out there baseball the Blix wire it's the great young catching prospect. Because it becomes appear in hits while for the Boston Red Sox it's not going to be great left field prospect. You know I mean it's good for catcher but as far as left fielder goes. I don't know offensively speed he's going to be above average adapt and happen. Issue just don't think that's gonna trade ...




Will the C's draft at #3? Can they trade the pick? Who could they sign? Glenn, Lou, and Christian examine the possibilities.

[0:03:52] ... somebody different directions they should going to have both you guy. If Kevin Correia is off the table we all agree in believe he's off potato right because that's the first lady of pipe dream right ...
[0:05:04] ... good as your one. I have to have you know Avery Bradley. Isiah Thomas Jae Crowder and then two other players that played a very high level. You know can I play with my five guys ...
[0:10:22] ... gay Danny. Congrats on getting Chris Dunn because he'll be useless with Isiah Thomas or even have the shooter you covet a dual key you console in the Boston market. And who many believe is the ...





Glen, Lou, and Christian can't believe that Kyle Lowry needed to leave the game in the first half to "Decompress."

[0:04:04] ... last night in the Eastern Conference game two important vital game to. Kyle Lowry. Leak in the second quarter. Couldn't get in skidding to it was nerves she didn't like the way things were going in ...
[0:04:40] ... is is this is. If you're not if you're teammate on the Toronto Raptors think what do you say. Well it isn't that sitting on the bench a moment. That you populist you obviously need a ...
[0:05:25] ... And they are teaching on ESP and that they're going to have Kyle Lowry up at the podium because that's part of that the the post game stuff and technical got. I call this kid gets ...
[0:09:05] ... easy dark tragic had its moments. But you know what will happen. Kyle Lowry will go back games for what is next week we can have the NBA takes off Brazilian. Days before they play the ...






Glenn, Lou, and Christian think the Jackie Bradley, Jr. we're seeing now is the real JBJ


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PhoenixGoodyear Police arrested CBS 5 journo Jonathan Lowe Monday afternoon while he was on assignment, reporting on a former Arizona State University football player who allegedly sacrificed the family dog by putting him in a smoker in order to appease an angry God.

That doesn’t begin to explain the kind of day Lowe was having, however.

“Lowe chose to use the front yard of a residence to relieve himself,” Goodyear Police Department spokeswoman Lisa Kutis tells New Times. “An onlooker from across the street called it in to officers. They approached him, he said he’d had to relieve himself, and they arrested him.” …

Goodyear police haven’t released the arrest report, but the department confirms that the citation was for defecation.

Apparently the debate is raging in journalism circles as to how some news outlets in Arizona are covering the story of a public figure like Jonathan Lowe getting arrested for public pooping while some others are sitting on it. (That’s not my pun. Some journalist puts it that way in the article. I swear.)

To me, this isn’t a journalistic ethics debate. This is a legal issue. I’m as in favor of outlawing public dumps as the next guy. But doesn’t there need to be some consideration to where said number two took place? I mean, it wasn’t like Lowe just decided to drop a deuce in the middle of the Financial District on a work day. This was the yard of a crazed zealot who had just ritually sacrificed his family dog to stave off divine retribution. Chances are this former Sun Devil isn’t spending his weekends carefully cross-cutting his lawn in straight lines and regularly applying Weed & Feed. My guess is you’re more likely to find shallow pet graves all over the property than a carefully manicured blanket of Kentucky Bluegrass.

So let’s consider the “victim” here before we go hauling some reporter off to the city lockup because he got an attack of the loose poops while he’s stuck sitting in a satellite truck on some crappy assignment. (OK, that one is on me.) Let ye who has never had to treat the world as your toilet in an emergency cast the first stone.

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OMF breaks the news that Brock Holt is headed to the 7 Day DL, and Carson Smith is heading for the 15 Day DL

[0:00:39] ... last 1112 games so that's what it is. I also recalled catcher left fielder Blake's wife heart and release her and then left fielder catcher slash left feel is sort of that you're. As you platoon he's been playing left field eleven games down the topic but I hit 310 I think his last ten or eleven games went about better than he ...
[0:01:25] ... Scuffling yeah right it was in my work ridiculous the other million left fielder is as you know came up a ruse and and Chris Young got exactly mesh well together but that Chris Young in Blake's wife Hart left fielder. I still wanted to just. Want them wicket constantly reminding people out there baseball the Blix wire it's the great young catching prospect. Because it becomes appear in hits while for the Boston Red Sox it's not going to be great left field prospect. You know I mean it's good for catcher but as far as left fielder goes. I don't know offensively speed he's going to be above average adapt and happen. Issue just don't think that's gonna trade ...




Can the C's trade the #3 pick? Can they draft a Star? What Free Agents make sense?
Glenn, Lou, and Christian discuss Kyle Lowry's need to "Decompress" right before halftime last night.

[0:04:04] ... last night in the Eastern Conference game two important vital game to. Kyle Lowry. Leak in the second quarter. Couldn't get in skidding to it was nerves she didn't like the way things were going in ...
[0:04:40] ... is is this is. If you're not if you're teammate on the Toronto Raptors think what do you say. Well it isn't that sitting on the bench a moment. That you populist you obviously need a ...
[0:05:25] ... And they are teaching on ESP and that they're going to have Kyle Lowry up at the podium because that's part of that the the post game stuff and technical got. I call this kid gets ...
[0:09:05] ... easy dark tragic had its moments. But you know what will happen. Kyle Lowry will go back games for what is next week we can have the NBA takes off Brazilian. Days before they play the ...