We wrap up a Monday with some of the best sound bites you may have missed.

[0:01:03] ... aired on MTV and we can now officially make the statement that. Kanye West has lost his damn mind. I still don't understand awards show us I don't understand what the biggest apple not the biggest ...
[0:02:43] ... still edgy rightly that the formula here it goes back though. Weapon Marilyn Monroe nail it if not in a moment on anybody that wants to see Miley signed a contract I hear she just like. ...
[0:06:27] ... Has taken a downward spiral remember when that was the Harbaugh Harbaugh Super Bowl in the father was everywhere he created everything well guess what. Created everything and I'm giving him credit for these two jerks ...
[0:07:04] ... put the courtroom sketch artist Jane Rosenberg had another shot to drop Tom Brady today in federal court but before she did. She told the media she's been practicing indoors it's much better job. Deal for ...






We check in with Patriots special teams captain Matthew Slater on a Patriots Monday as the Patriots prepare for their fourth pre-season game, and are 10 days away from opening the 2015 season.
We check in with Patriots special teams captain Matthew Slater on a Patriots Monday as the Patriots prepare for their fourth pre-season game, and are 10 days away from opening the 2015 season.

[0:04:10] ... enough good things would change Dylan. And what he means to this football team and and who uses super. Gonna ask you did to theorize forming here because as I was watching the game it just jumped out at me. Our offense and defense doesn't mingle very much on the sidelines as we all know there's a bench for the offense and a bench for the defense. And it was a lengthy shot on the telecast the other night of Tom Brady and Rob Ninkovich sitting on the bench together talking. And as I watched it I thought now that wouldn't happen normally in a game they ...
[0:05:01] ... is the year for awhile veterans and their two leaders on this football team. You know who knows what they're talking amount. As it relates to football but you know I think during the pre season ...
[0:11:06] ... stayed late he still came after after have to act as the New England Patriots joining us here at Sports Radio W yeah. ...





All that for nothing. Despite working towards a solution, there will be no settlement in NFL vs Brady. We discuss.
All that for nothing. Despite working towards a solution, there will be no settlement in NFL vs Brady. We discuss.

[0:03:17] ... well according to some and the National Football League is covering for Bill Belichick act they know he was at the bottom of this plot. But let's technically the wells report on the surface on the surface it remove them from blame. So OK let's say like. Walt Anderson is a key player here and Tom Brady. And Walt Anderson has a great reputation as a great guy his his tears cure cancer pretty sure Tom Brady's two years cure something I mean the man has been. Roger Goodell thanked him. In February for being the man that he ...
[0:04:10] ... accepted their findings that the patriots weren't involved. That their craft a Bill Belichick were exonerated in this and is simple articulate exactly the opposite. Aren't you just taking everything that he said except for that ...
[0:06:12] ... games they reduce it down to one Borges. Cool you know hates Bill Belichick with the white hot intensity of a thousand pizza ovens he wants him like you know a down to one game. And ...
[0:07:07] ... from the southern district in Manhattan now in the bag for the New England Patriots. Gail I think the answer your question they're gonna say he got off on a technicality. You know he did something. But ...






As a feature that might turn semi-regular or even be a daily thing, I’m going to try to post the best Internet content every afternoon. By way of full disclosure, doing four hours of radio every day makes it hard to write. But the Interweb never stops producing gold and it’s a shame not to keep the Thornography train rolling into the evening with a little mindless blogging.

And as a first one of these, I can’t imagine one better than this. Somehow, some deranged, diabolical genius combed through Twitter to piece together screen names that sound eerily like the Soft Cell lyrics. It boggles the mind that anyone would be inspired to conceive of the idea, but the execution is another level of brilliance entirely.

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News.comRoberto Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday. …

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.

“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.

“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”

Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife. …

In 2011 Mr Cabrera was deported from US to Saltillo in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, where he lives alone in a room given to him by his brothers. He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps. He has no friends and says people “shun” him wherever he goes.

Let this serve as a cautionary tale to us all, fellas. Because this proves you just don’t know how the other half lives.

I confess when I hear about a guy like Roberto Cabrera, I’m envious. But there’s a reason that envy is one of the seven deadly sins. And that every religion from Christianity to Hinduism and every great philosopher from Aristotle to Emmanuel Kant warn against the dangers of allowing ourselves to be made unhappy by the good fortune of others.

I mean, here I’ve been all my life, feeling bad about my own shortcomings and dreamed of having what the good Lord gave our boy Roberto here. But I’ve never tried walking a mile in his boxer briefs. As it turns out having a massive penis isn’t all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. Instead it’s celibacy, deportation, public assistance and living off the stuff other, regular-to-below-average-sized men throw away. Who knew?

There’s an old saying of uncertain origin that goes something like, “I complained because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.” It’s a lesson we can all take to heart as we read Mr. Cabrera’s sad story today. I have always felt sorry for myself for having a small penis. Then I read about a man whose life has been ruined by his 19-inch wang and I laughed myself silly about it for hours.

Strangely though, in spite of everything, I think every guy out there still envies Roberto Cabrera.

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The guys discuss Kanye's ridiculous statements from last night's MTV VMA's, in which Kanye complained about how he's treated by everyone EXCEPT artists, and his announcement that he'll run for president in 2020.

[0:00:35] ... there up because I actually saw this live with attitude this is Kanye West at three from the studio with you're gonna focus on. The kind of last night at the via amazed I was scratching ...
[0:03:23] ... could it guess about this moment. I have decided. It 20/20. To run for president. OK okay listen here's the big would've liked. Anymore. Yeah but it it is a scary thing. If trump is a legitimate ...
[0:04:18] ... great two year old that's on your narratives are chairs get his wife beater on battles going on all those that allowed by his son's birthday is it to him and his friends people allowed them ...





Danny Amendola joined the show to talk about the addition of Reggie Wayne to the receiving group, the offensive tempo in game 3 of the preseason, and who is the most stylish in the locker room.

[0:06:01] ... get you guys you know forget it yet to drop below me Keiwan Ratliff enemies white ethnics animates hock it OK here goes on if you if you were to go if you had a broke. Brokeback Mountain moment. It's not the rail and that's good that I know I don't I want evidence of what you want the you ...
[0:07:10] ... Brady. It's usually I don't I don't and animate is like a Backstreet boy I mean he's got to be in front of the mirror for like two dollars. There's no doubt there's heard yelling at ...
[0:12:15] ... if it's. Oakland's what happened weight to a but when you brought Brokeback Mountain I think it was assumed that there would be relations. As you know physical contact okay it's our right is another you ...





Dont'a Hightower joined the show on a Patriots Monday. He spoke out the benefits of getting "calloused" as the season wears on, how he likes being on the outside because he can go after the QB, and his appreciate for how Rob Ninkovich climbed the Patriots ranks to become a starter.