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Women’s Wear DailyDespite her retirement from modeling last year, Gisele Bündchen will help kick off the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Hosted at Maracanã Stadium, the 35-year-old model will strut through the venue’s gateway during the opening ceremony as a part this year’s celebration.

I have to be honest with you, because I want our relationship to be based on trust. I hate this news.

And not just because I have very low tolerance for unretirements. I wrote too many Barstool blogs tooling on Brett Favre for his serial unretirements to change my opinion now. We’ve seen far too many athletes go out at or near the top, only to have second thoughts, come crawling back, embarrass themselves and damage their legacies. (See Michael Jordan with the Wizards.) Not to mention how many bands we’ve seen do a “farewell tour” only to lather, rinse and repeat a few years later when there’s another quick buck to be made. No, I believe you’ve got to make a clean break of it the way Gisele did last year and never look back.

But I not only don’t want her going to Rio, I don’t think anyone should. As I said Tuesday on Dale & Holley with Extra Thornton, I don’t want Nate Ebner there because this thing is going to be a fiasco. Between the Zika virus, massive levels of poop in the water, crime and political chaos, it’s a disaster in the making. And certainly not worth the risk of giving your babies birth defects just so people can win medals in ping pong.

All that said, I understand why Gisele is going. It’s because she is a patriot. A true daughter of Brazil who loves her country more than her retirement, her health and her safety. Because her nation needs her and she’s answering the call.

Gisele will be at Rio in the way Muhammad Ali went to Atlanta in 1996 despite the early stages of Parkinson’s. Because it was the right thing to do. Gisele is to Brazil what George Washington, the Wright Brothers, Babe Ruth, Elvis and Neil Armstrong combined are to us. She represents all that is good about her nation and makes her countrymen proud. They could no sooner have an Olympics Opening Ceremony without her signature “horse walk” runway move than we could have one without the American flag.

And for this selfless act, I applaud her. I just beg that she coat herself in bug spray, keep away from the ocean, and get right back to Brookline where she belongs.

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton
Dino, Gerry and Kirk wrap the show up talking about defenders of Melania Trump's speech, and a botched attempt to rip Gary Tanguay for his CSN Early Edition show
Former Boston ace Curt Schilling joins the guys to discuss the state of the Red Sox, Drew Pomeranz, future trades, and Melania Trump's speech
Callahan highlights a recent story from the Boston Police Department of a cop not shooting despite a toy gun being aimed at him. The guys discuss the tough job police officers have in showing restraint.
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Kirk Minihane is back in the 'Headlines' chair and reacts to the news that FoxNews CEO Roger Ailes appears done due to sexual harassment charges.
The guys discuss the Red Sox, who have pulled within a half-game of the first-place Orioles after a 4-0 shutout of the Giants at Fenway behind another Ortiz homer and a Porcello win.

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[0:15:59] ... be the arm he's second in RBIs. Behind his successor here in Edwin Encarnacion. Solved on Eric presage mean he's gonna drive and beauty is doing and obviously something shore who so seem okay. Walters in ...

Dino, Gerry and Kirk discuss the Massachusetts Governor refusing to "take sides" and honor fallen policemen by lighting the Zakim Bridge blue in their honor.

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[0:01:27] ... know I think he's fraud but these luxuries and OK guys. Dress Charlie Baker individually is a guy before he's governor. What they should do is take a bridge if cops are killed police. Say turn slightly in blew up close and of course what's the downside I'm PetSmart what is just outside of his political instinct is to survive in Massachusetts had to be remain as PC is possible above the fray. He can never ever. Let his Republican. Color show in his mind that's the way it works with Ryan those who had criticized why this is what Mitt Romney's up the president United States because you know when new governor Massachusetts they played this game and it kind. In they get Q and in it but I vaguely bored by the heated protests. If he doesn't want to take sides so you don't wanna offend cop killers if you're you know a a good call politician you wanna. Remain neutral between. Populace and cops don't get it I mean I see no downside whatsoever on to resist. Him it's like I think differently I think negatively about Charlie Baker. Because he lit. Take a bridge. Bridge. Maybe black lives matter I don't know maybe this sort of off on our backs ...
[0:03:40] ... and in the fall would be. What groups were talked talked about police officers were murdered vs what what's the other group. Would be blackout man ass like I have to matter can choose the cops about just got to see this easy but chided him about so Charlie Baker. Accorsi shot at a state this what's pathetic he won't even choose. Between trump and Hillary says he's the socially. These like ...

The trio is back together again: Dino, Gerry and Kirk open the 6am hour discussing the first two nights at the Republican Convention including some protests outside and some mixed speeches inside.

When I was a little kid, there was really only one thing I wanted out of life: the jetpack 007 that flew around in “Thunderball.” I mean, sure, as I got older I developed other, more mature desires. A nice wife. Loving kids. Stable home. A light saber. But the jetpack dream never left me. And now, thanks to Bubba Watson, I can not only have the wish fulfilled, but combine it with golf? Yes, please. This must be how George Costanza felt when he took a sandwich to bed so he could combine food and sex.

Here’s the thing, though: I don’t want one of these if everyone has one. And not just because I don’t trust other golfers riding carts around as it is. There are ignoramuses out there who drive those things like they’re playing “The Simpsons Road Rage.” Never mind dozens of drunken hackers buzzing around above the tree lines. I’d rather walk and carry.

No, mostly I want to be the only one because it’s not special if they’re all over the place. This jetpack is the golf equivalent of having a your own Gulfstream. It’s a status symbol. It shows you’re better than everyone else. In that way Leo DiCaprio jets off to Monaco to boink lingerie models by the dozen, I want to be flying off to find my tee shot in the nearest fairway bunker. Now that I’ve seen one, I can’t imagine ever golfing any other way.

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton