Everyone’s entitled to their own holiday traditions, obviously. But no matter what yours are, you have to admit it just isn’t Christmas until you’ve seen the Dallas Cowboys sing “The Twelve Days of Christmas” to Tom Landry. Take all your presents, trees, baked hams, Elves on Shelves, 4 o’clock Masses, Secret Santas and “It’s a Wonderful Life”s and not one of them shows the true meaning of Christmas the way this video does. NOW you can enjoy your holiday.
P.S. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there never was and never will be a time in history like the 1980s. A magical era where anything was possible, from Wham! to “The A-Team,” from parachute pants to David Hasselhoff singing as Berlin Wall fell to NFL teams making terrible, cringe-worthy videos. It was time of wonder where miracles like this happened every day. If you missed it, I feel sorry for you.
P.P.S. I would give the entire United Thornton College Fund to see the Patriots do something like this with Belichick.