Craigslist — Check out the state of the art Pats-mobile – covered from hood to trunk in stickers featuring the New England Patriots. Tom Brady, old-school logo, newer logo, helmet and more. Featured in ESPN the Magazine and ESPN.com!
In actuality, this is an old car. A 1998 Chevy Cavalier with a leaky radiator and over 250K miles.
Serious offers only.
I find it ironic that this seller says, “Serious offers only,” then asks a thousand bucks for this thing. I don’t care if it is a ’98 Cavalier with a quarter of a million miles on it, a leaky radiator and a hood that’s rusting through. The Tom Brady shield on the front by itself makes this thing worth a lot more than that. Add all those Pat Patriot decals and the Flying Elvises and this stops being just a pimped-out ride; it’s a tableau. A work of art. This went from a beater that belongs in a compactor somewhere to a certified P-Wagon that will attract more chicks than the Batmobile. And believe me, I’d be bidding on this masterpiece right now if I wasn’t afraid people will think I’m too pro-Patriots.
Well done, unspecified Craigslist poster. Well done indeed. You’re the Michelangelo of 1998 Chevys.