Martellus Bennett is on his way and that has Pats fans excited about the latest tight end to be paired with Gronk.
Martellus Bennett is on his way and that has Pats fans excited about the latest tight end to be paired with Gronk.

[0:01:30] ... these things won't work let's be honest they'd Joel even the great Bill Belichick is dumb things that haven't worked in the past. And and when we've lived through some of insult not every button pushes ...
[0:06:46] ... chance to prove themselves. Let it if you go back to win Bill Belichick act expended first round draft picks on Ben Watson and Daniel Graham. It's pretty obvious that he has always had an infatuation with the is too tight end offensive set. And he had the world's perfect too tight and offensive set when he had Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez. Obviously that ended. He's had a futile attempt to try to recapture that sense Hernandez left the team. And that's what Martellus Bennett is. He has once again Bill Belichick try to get back to what he had in the past what he envisioned in the past as a nightmare match up ...
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We discuss the Adam Laroche vs Chicago White Sox situation involving the banishment (at least part time) of his son from the clubhouse/team.
We discuss the Adam Laroche vs Chicago White Sox situation involving the banishment (at least part time) of his son from the clubhouse/team.

[0:00:08] ... 24 hours sense we've learned more about it. And it headed with Adam LaRoche. And in the final year of a two year contract with the Chicago White Sox. Yesterday the general manager or not the president. Is I guess he's president and general manager but Kenny Williams reportedly asked Adam LaRoche. If he could have his son Drake around that the team less. The reports were that Drake had been a constant clubhouse and practice field presence. And has been since since LaRoche signed with the White Sox. And supposedly reportedly in not even reported because Kenny Williams confirmed it he went to Adam LaRoche and asked if rate could be around less. He cities around a 100% of the time in fact I only one around 50% of the time you know we got we've got to reach an agreement here. So Adam LaRoche. Who was in year two of a two year 25 million dollar contract. Retired. Walked away from thirteen million dollars. And basically ...
[0:01:44] ... kept getting fleshed out earlier today what we find out. Is that Adam LaRoche wasn't jury wanted to play anymore his kids had been asking him to retire he wanted to spend more time with his kids his son. Drake had spent time with a with a Washington Nationals and and reportedly the nationals loved the kid. And and when he was negotiating with a White Sox about whether or not he was gonna play these last couple of years. Eroded the contract. That Drake got to be around the team. His presence in the clubhouse and on the field in the pregame and all that stuff was was part of the negotiations. Adam LaRoche had with the White Sox they agreed to. And now Kenny Williams was trying to say gab but you know home. Now the question is at Adam LaRoche had done little better than hit 206 last year with twelve home runs in 48 home runs if he had hit thirty. ...
[0:04:03] ... and they went and asked some within the nationals players about it Ryan Zimmerman for instance said. You know he's kept kind of relationship with the sun makes you jealous you know you wished you could have that kind of relationship with your kid. You know as it turned out that Adam LaRoche and his brother. You know they are the sons of a Major League Baseball player. I'd Dave LaRoche they spent time around ...
[0:05:36] ... group them I think he's right. Like you know. You know you're Adam LaRoche hit 207. You were first baseman who slugged 340. We need to focus more baseball and that's what he said look all ...






Inspired by Adam Laroche's supposed retirement, we discuss four of the most iconic father/son legacies in sports.
Inspired by Adam Laroche's supposed retirement, we discuss four of the most iconic father/son legacies in sports.

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[0:11:43] ... a five year deal ten point six million per year with the Denver Broncos. I'll. Think he has the money to spend and that's a good signing. Respond he was like at the top of everybody's ...





We close our show out with the best soundbites from around the world today.
We close our show out with the best soundbites from around the world today.

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[0:08:05] ... guy's not happy about the man. Former Red Sox or cubs pitcher John Lackey. Lackey on the planet to Wheaton to back the Arab Arabs. No room. All right. Now elementary. School in its boys and ...
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No city does Irishness like Boston. (Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

No city does Irishness like Boston. (Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

The following is a column I wrote several years ago for an early paper edition of Barstool Sports, printed in its entirety:

It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day again in the city of Boston. For the hundreds of thousands of out-of-towners living here, it’s the one day of the year they spend hanging out amongst the city’s Irish, acting like the city’s Irish, but mostly trying to figure out what in holy hell we’re all about. Well, I’m here to help.
The one thing that’s got to be the most surprising when you’re not from around here is just how Irish Boston is. No matter what godforsaken part of the country you’re from, you’ve seen “Good Will Hunting” and “The Departed,” you know about the Kennedys and seen the green hats in the stands at Red Sox games, so you knew there was, let’s call it, that “element” here. But there’s no way you could’ve realized the extent of the town’s Irishness.

And it’s not limited to the city. I live on the South Shore. One of the towns near me, Scituate, is part of an area affectionately known as “The Irish Riviera.” Last fall when I was headed to a Notre Dame game in South Bend, a Scituate guy I know told me when I got there to look in the Indianapolis phone book. He said there are exactly four Sullivans in Indy, the nation’s 12th-largest city. Scituate has 40. My point is, as long as you’re living here, you won’t be able to swing a dead cat without hitting an Irishman, so you might as well try to understand us.

You’ve seen the movies. You know that we’re supposed to be a bunch of colorful, working-class rogues who love to hang out in bars knocking back pints with our obnoxious buddies. And I could bitch about the stereotyping, but I won’t. Everyone I know loved “Good Will Hunting” because we all grew up with people exactly like the guys in the movie. Even with respect to Matt Damon’s math skills. Not that I know a ton of guys who can work the Fibonacci sequence, but I know plenty who can keep the pot straight in a 4 a.m. poker game with three guys drawing light. Bleepfaced. Let’s see an MIT guy try that.

It’s horribly politically incorrect to say it, but almost every stereotype has some basis in truth. I don’t want to be responsible for a string of hate crimes. I don’t want anyone getting beaten up because someone read in Barstool that all Belgians drive slow or all Australians are good basketball players or all Tibetans are cheap or anything like that. But generally speaking, most of the Irishmen I know are very much like you think they are.

With one major exception: the St. Patty’s Day parade. Sorry to disappoint, but in spite of what you’ll hear, we’re not all knee-walking drunk and puking in the storm drains. It’s a family event, period. Sure we’re drinking; that’s not Dr. Pepper we’ve got in those plastic cups. But every year over a million people line the parade route, there’s like one arrest, but The Boston Globe and the local TV news manage to make it sound like the parade scene from “Animal House.” This parade is my people marching for tolerance and acceptance. We’re here/ We have beer/ Get used to it.

I grew up in Weymouth, but I’m OFD. (If you have to ask what that means, you’re definitely not from around here.) There were 60 kids in my elementary school grade, and I think everyone of them was Irish Catholic. The most ethnic kid in my class was my buddy Roger, who was a WASP, something he labored mightily to explain to me. I remember asking, “Wait, so you don’t have CCD? You don’t go to St. Francis, you go to that little church near your house? What’s with that?”

You grow up Irish around here and you’re raised to understand the whole mythology of the Boston Irish. How your ancestors came to Massachusetts with less than nothing to escape the Potato Famine. The “Irish need not apply” signs. Everyone’s great grandfather who did some crap job that no one else would do. (In my case, it was my mom’s dad, who hauled dead bodies around for the Boston coroner’s office, which I imagine in the 1920s was slightly less glamorous than “CSI: Miami.”) How the Irish stuck together and gained political influence and started helping their own get government jobs. Good jobs, not just lugging corpses around. Then you heard the whole history of JFK and what it meant to your folks to have one of their own in the White House. (How’d that work out anyway? And you wonder why we’ve got a chip on our shoulders.)

That’s the Boston Irishman in a nutshell. Working class. Works hard. Plays hard. Someone who was taught to embrace his history. Who knows where he came from. Proud. Tough.Usually politically connected. And has zero tolerance for boring people and blue-blood snobs.

Of course, not all Harpies are alike. There are levels of Boston Irishness:

Light green: Irish in name only. This guy is originally from out of state. Now lives in the suburbs. A private-sector, white-collar guy who either works at one of the law firms or a financial institution. St. Patrick’s to him means breaking out the green tie and the shamrock flag for the front of the house. Also on St. Patty’s, his wife will dress the kids in green for school, though the school’s diversity policy celebrates every culture but the Irish.

Mint green: Me. Moved out of the city as a kid. Either has a government job or knows someone who does, especially cops. Likes a pint, but around the age of 30 developed a taste for Jameson’s. MP3 player is full of Dropkick Murphys and The Saw Doctors. Drinks in suburban places with neon shamrocks in the window. Hopes to visit the Auld Sod someday, but is saving for Disney. Might know someone who can get you off jury duty.

Hunter green: Family stayed in Dorchester. Thinks the South Shore is the Cape. Knows every Irish bar in the city. Isn’t happy this year’s St. Patrick’s Day falls on Saturday, because it’s a Suffolk County holiday and he’d normally have it off anyway. On St. Pat’s, “The Leprechaun” leaves gifts for his kids like he’s the Easter bunny. Has drank his way across Ireland several times.

Shamrock green: Lived in Southie since birth. If he’s not like one of the guys in “The Departed,” he sure knows guys like them. A huge hockey fan. Everyone he knows has a nickname like Sully, Cliffy, Knotzie or Fitz. Wears a scally cap. Read “Black Mass” and knew everyone in it personally. Has a tattoo of a shamrock or a harp. Drinks Guinness.

Kelly green: Usually an older guy. Identifies locations by “parishes,” as in, “I grew up over in St. Marks.” Can meet you and within a minute connect you to someone he knows, usually a state worker. Never misses the obituaries (“the Irish sports pages”) and goes to three wakes a week.

Emerald green: This is the genuine article. A true Mick, who no matter how many generations removed he his, still has an Irish accent. Can find a rugby match on TV any hour of the day. Doesn’t say much because he’s so well connected. Puts salt in his beer to keep a head on it. Could probably have you arrested, whacked, or get you a job.

So happy St. Patrick’s Day. This should give you some idea of who you’re celebrating it with. How you like them apples?

@JerryThornton1

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Jerry Thornton

I can think of no more appropriate way to close up shop and light the drinking lamp on St. Paddy’s Day than one of the top ten YouTube clips of all time. From “Everybody say ‘YEAH’!” guy to the lady who speculates the leprechaun might be crackhead to the guy with the shadow theory to the one in the camo with the leprechaun flute that was passed down from his Irish ancestors, and of course, that artist’s rendering of the creature they’re looking for. It’s just so full of win, nothing else will do. This video is a tradition at my alma mater, Barstool, and I never want to forget my roots.

Slainte’.

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton