In the now famous words of Brent Musburger, “Wow, I’m telling you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good-looking women. What a beautiful woman.” Or as Sean Connery much more eloquently put it in “The Rock,” “Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.” Or in the case of four-time Super Bowl champions, the billionaire fashion icon who has zero percent body fat at the age of 34 after giving birth twice.
Let this Vogue cover serve as a cautionary tale to every parent who keeps their son away from football because it’s too violent. Women like this don’t marry champion video gamers.
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