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There was a time when Chris Berman was a fresh, funny and very nearly revolutionary figure in television.



Ravens running back Ray Rice and Steelers safety Ryan Clark engaged in a Twitter back and forth Monday. Rice started the battle when he speculated that Steelers receiver Hines Ward will miss the teams' Week 1 game due to his weekend DUI arrest. After a couple of exchanges, it ended with Clark writing: Thought we were all better than that. Wouldnt speak negative of you. I'll find you! It's not hard. God bless.

On the same Sunday that oft-troubled Bengals cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested for disorderly conduct while intoxicated, former Bengals running back David "Deacon" Turner, 56, was shot and killed by police outside a convenience store in Bakersfield, Calif. Turner, who has had numerous run-ins with the law since leaving the NFL in 1980, allegedly attempted to flee an officer who had detained him while investigating a report of teenagers asking adults to purchase alcohol and cigarettes.

George Kimball, a Boston Herald sports columnist and boxing writer from 1980-2005, died Wednesday night at 67 after a six-year battle with cancer. Kimball was diagnosed in 2005, four months after retiring from the Herald. Kimball authored and edited several books about boxing, and he continued to contribute boxing articles to the Herald after his retirement.

ESPN NHL analyst and former player Matthew Barnaby was sentenced to 500 hours of community service and continued anger management counseling after an incident in May involving his estranged wife. Barnaby allegedly kicked and damaged the garage door in an attempt to get inside his former house, but he did not make contact with his estranged wife or her boyfriend inside. He agreed to reduced charges of misdemeanor criminal mischief and aggravated harassment, charges that will be dismissed if Barnaby serves his sentence.

Let's be honest: Sportswise, this isn't shaping up to be the best summer ever. Maybe it's just the post-Stanley Cup hangover talking. Moving past the hockey season is proving to be one of those half-a-bottle-of-Bayer-plus-some-hair-of-the-dog brain killer.

The latest major media outlet to question the NBA's accounting practices is The New York Times, which ran a piece Tuesday claiming the league is grossly exaggerating its losses — in fact, insisting that the league is "fundamentally a healthy and profitable business." Wednesday morning, the league fired back, claiming the numbers used in the report (which came from Forbes and Financial World estimates) "do not reflect reality" and detailing the alleged inaccuracies.

A White Sox investor who died in December left behind a valuable collection of autographed baseballs, featuring the signatures of Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, Roberto Clemente, Sandy Koufax, Carl Yastrzemski and other Hall of Famers. Now, the sons of Larry Pogofsky are suing each other for possession of the memorabilia, after one of the sons went to their mother's house and took a bunch of the balls. "It's a family matter, but somebody has done the wrong thing in this case," said the mother, Lynda Pogofsky. "I'm just a mother trying to survive."

The Red Sox have the major leagues' longest home sellout streak at 671, but they're well behind the minor league Dayton Dragons. The Reds' Class-A team reached 814 consecutive sellouts Saturday, tying the NBA's Trail Blazers (1977-95) for the national sports record. The Dragons have been able to fill their 8,200-seat park for every game in their 12-year existence.

In an attempt to strengthen his arthritic right knee, Lakers star Kobe Bryant reportedly went to Germany and had a procedure similar to platelet-rich plasma therapy. However, the procedure may be more of a gamble than a proven fix, as there is not enough scientific evidence that the soon-to-be-33-year-old will get better.

Read more about that story and others, plus check out videos, trivia and more, at Friday's Morning Mashup.