Wisconsin – A Greenfield couple called police to tell them they are being held hostage by their cat. …
“This is gonna sound like a strange question but we have a cat and it’s going crazy and it attacked my husband and we’re kind of hostage in our house and we’re just wondering who we should call to do something, get rid of the cat or help us,” said 911 caller.
The cat was captured and turned over to MADACC. No one was seriously hurt.
Laugh at this couple if you must, but they’ll get no such ridicule from me. You might question how a critter so small could terrorize two grown adult humans, but I understand that there is no limit to the evil that a cat is capable of. Those little buggers are monsters, every last one of them. Demonic entities in the body of a plush toy, outfitted with razor sharp weapons fore and aft. And they will stop at nothing if they’re hellbent on destroying you.
We’ve seen it time and time again. A dog will protect its master through anything. Stay with you when you’re injured. Fight off attacks from other animals. Even stay by your side for days after you die. If you croak with a cat around, you’ve got 24 hours at most before you are Tender Vittles.
So I can definitely sympathize with this couple who came under attack, looked into the soulless, infinite evil possessing those feline eyes and decided it was better to head to the panic room and call in the professionals to vanquish the furry little Satan. And if these two decide to replace the cat, they deserve the horrible, screaming death that awaits them.