Daily Mail — A realtor was busted by cops for having sex with a man in a house she’d just sold.
Kayla Marisa Seloff, 22, of Houston, had sold the house, in the 200 block of East Castle Harbour Drive in Friendswood, Texas, on Friday.
But the following morning, police responded to a call from a concerned neighbor and found Seloff there with Joshua Leal. …
Police arrived at the scene and spotted the pair lying on the floor in a ‘passionate rendezvous.’ …
They found drug paraphernalia inside and a small bag of marijuana inside as well.
Seloff admitted that it belonged to her — and then revealed that she was actually the house’s realtor and had sold it the day before.
The new homeowners filed charges, and said they did not approve the couple to be there or their unconventional ‘housewarming.’
The only people who behaved badly in all this are the new owners of the house.
Seriously, are these people so uptight that they can’t be happy for poor Kayla Seloff? It’s not like they’ve moved in already. They had just signed a purchase and sale, probably won’t be ready to move out of their old place until the end of the month. At this point it’s really only their place on paper. So why not let Kayla and Joshua Leal celebrate her big closing by getting their swerve on for a night?
Besides, have these new owners no romance in them? This scenario has been played out in a million adult films for a reason. Sexy realtor (and Kayla is a smokeshow. Click the link for pictures of her that are way better than that morning-after mugshot) makes a big sale. Studly guy says to her, “Hey, you know a lot about real estate. Tell me, is this [zip] … a lot?” And they start going to town on one another. In terms of porn popularity, it’s just behind the “Pizza deliver guy” trope and “Couple walks in on the babysitter” paradigm.
It’s just a pity our girl Kayla had to sell to the one couple with no sense of fun. But my guess is that for her going forward, business is going to be booming.