This trailer is already over a million hits in 24 hours. Reboots and remakes are a touchy subject with me. I railed against the “Point Break” that’s coming out. I cheered the utter failure of the re-do of “Red Dawn.” But on this Tarzan I have two words: Yes, please. @JerryThornton1
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Sam Kennedy, Executive Vice President/Chief Operating Officer for the Red Sox, joins the guys to talk about the off-season, adding extra netting to Fenway Park and much more.
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With the news dropping that the Red Sox traded Garin Cecchini for cash, the guys discuss the recent handling of Red Sox prospects. They also talk about the recent controversial comments from Dusty Baker.
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In all of 2015 has there been a bigger surprise than “Creed?” I confess to being among the millions who saw the first trailer and gave a giant, collective, audible, nationwide eye roll. Because it looked for all the world like Sylvester Stallone was out of ideas and still pumping the Rocky well that went dry in the mid-1980s. But here it sits, the big holiday season hit, with a legit 92 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, word-of-mouth that’s off the charts, and Stallone himself getting talked about for an Oscar nomination. Go figure.
Now we get this video, where Michael B. Jordan, an actor I know nothing about except he was in that gawdawful and unnecessary “Fantastic Four” reboot that was so bad they couldn’t even use the term “Fantastic Four.” But apparently he was so determined to make “Creed” realistic he let himself get knocked cold? Yes, please. They gave the Oscar to Daniel Day Lewis for walking around the set of “Lincoln” in character and being addressed as “Mr. President.” But he didn’t let himself get shot behind the ear. This video is what real dedication to your craft looks like. I’m hoping to get to the theater this weekend. But sight unseen they’ve got to give Jordan the Best Actor just for this one punch alone.
The Celtics won again last night vs Chicago and face the 23-0 Warriors, Friday night, at the Garden. The guys debate if the C's are the type of team that could actually beat Golden State.
[0:08:52] ... them. In a playoff series that you saw at last he was IsiahThomas I love the way to skip pleased to gain you so much on. To watch. But when you get into a seven ... [0:11:21] ... about a player he was a non factor here last year okay. AmirJohnson has added something to this team and the Avery Bradley thing I mean we all laughed when any side and even Bradley ... [0:12:39] ... does it the value. His championship from last year Wayne Hewitt went LukeWalton got nothing to the coaches want me out noticeable Mark Jackson could do. He was coach he could do so many little ... [0:14:32] ... that's what happened to them I didn't handle it just organizationally wise AtlantaHawks just like they've never gonna figure that. That didn't change in pre season BC's Lisa since then. School state Santonio in the ...
That does it. Christmas is ruined. Everything you know is wrong. Everything you believe in is a lie. Which is to say, everything you know about a precocious year-year-old being abandoned by his family at Christmas and left to defend himself against a pair of cartoonish burglars with a series of elaborate traps is a lie. Same thing.
Sorry to harsh your mel this holiday season, but this isn’t coming from me. Listen to these medical professionals. These people are trained in dealing with physical trauma and can prove the entire “Home Alone” premise is medically impossible.
The Daily Mail backs up their claim by documenting all the wounds the Wet Bandits suffer:
— BB gun shot to groin: genitals trauma, possible ruptured testicles.
— Slipping down icy steps: injury to lower thoracic and lumbar regions of the back, possible lacerated spleen, kidney damage, broken bones.
— Nail through foot: bleeding, nerve damage, possible infection.
— Grasping red-hot doorknob: Blistering, skin turns black, hand does not, however, emit smoke.
— Blowtorch to head: Second- or third-degree burns, synthetics in hat melted to hair, possible death.
— Hit in head by swinging cans of paint: ocular fractures, nasal fractures, possible internal bleeding.
— Crowbar to chest: cracked sternum. “You can open up their aorta and central veins, and they could bleed to death.”
— Hot iron to the face: corneal burn, severe head trauma, severe skin burns.
So if you were thinking about abandoning your own child this Christmas or terrorizing some neglected child stuck in a house by himself, you’d better think again. Because it won’t be all fun and games and hilarity will not ensue. It will be tragic and deadly. It’s science.
That said, they can stop ruining our Christmas with this stuff. Doctors better not prove that if you’re having a bad Christmas your guardian angel won’t really come down to Earth to show you what the world would be like if you’d never been born until your whole town shows up to give you money and make you feel like the richest man in town or I’m rioting.