Inside Track – There’s been some trouble in paradise for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, and ‘Deflategate’ is to blame, according to People magazine, but rumors that the couple is headed for divorce appear to be out of bounds.
“There have been a lot of stresses in their marriage in the last year, especially during football season,” a source close to Brady told the magazine, adding that 12 can be ‘nasty and cold’ when engrossed in his own problems.
“Tom is singularly focused on his career and sometimes Gisele feels left out. There have been arguments,” the source said.
Added a source close to Gisele: ‘The biggest challenge they’ve been facing is dealing with the stress of the Deflategate situation.’ …
“This summer was just a bit different,” a source close to Bundchen told the magazine. “Gisele had a lot going on, so they weren’t always in the same place at the same time.”
There. Are you satisfied now, human race?
Isn’t this what you wanted? Look I’m not buying the whispers out there that Brady and Gisele’s marriage is in trouble and all that. Those are just rumors spread by the kind of warped, joyless, soulless wretches who could find something ugly in a picture of an angel riding a unicorn over a rainbow. They look at the world’s most glamorous couple through the prism of their own charcoal briquette-like hearts and see only strife where the rest of us see only marital bliss.
But they’ve succeeded in one thing. And that’s causing problems with all this Deflategate nonsense. Tom and Gisele’s holy matrimony has endured the strain of the paparazzi, countless gossip columns, Tom’s injury in 2008, their various business enterprises and the butterfingers of Asante Samuel and Wes Welker. And through it all they’ve not only survived, but thrived. Happy to be together and raise their genetically perfect children.
But there’s only so much a marriage can take. Even with as much happiness and ideal bone structure as theirs has. And this Deflategate witch hunt has finally succeeded where all the other stresses and strains have failed. It’s a lot to endure, having one spouse being vilified, slandered and libeled in the press every day, no matter how close a couple is. And those malicious little succubi in the NFL and their execrable media lackeys who’ve carried this out because they wanted to do harm to Brady’s career are doing it to his personal life. Congratulations. I hope your proud of yourselves.
I have all the faith in the world Tom and Gisele will triumph over this the way they have every other challenge in their lives and their blessed union will go on forever. It’s just a sin to think they have to put up with this because the Ravens don’t know how to defend an ineligible receiver and the Colts can’t tackle anybody.
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