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In the now famous words of Brent Musburger, “Wow, I’m telling you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good-looking women. What a beautiful woman.” Or as Sean Connery much more eloquently put it in “The Rock,” “Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.” Or in the case of four-time Super Bowl champions, the billionaire fashion icon who has zero percent body fat at the age of 34 after giving birth twice.
Let this Vogue cover serve as a cautionary tale to every parent who keeps their son away from football because it’s too violent. Women like this don’t marry champion video gamers.
The guys dissect Bruce Jenner's interview with Diane Sawyer on Friday night.
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Granted, there’s no good way to get swept, particularly in a series where your team barely crossed the Van Allen Belt around the solar system of being competitive. Even appreciating that the Celtics are an ascending team with a few young, promising players and a mother lode of draft pick assets with which to build a winner, there’s just no polishing the turd of a four-game sweep in which they barely ever held a lead.
Then again, there’s no sense in wallowing in the misery. Instead, the moment calls for a little perspective. And this graphic is it. It — and this playoff series — gives proof to the immortal words of Opal Fleener to Norman Dale in “Hoosiers”: “The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass every day.”
Sure, our basketball team got outclassed. But just bear in mind that our last duck boat parade was just under three months ago. And that even on our worst day, at least we’re not Cleveland.
Sparks flew in the final game of the series as the Cavaliers swept Boston. Kelly Olynyk got tied up with Kevin Love and dislocated his shoulder. Love called the move "bush league." JR Smith was ejected for punching Jae Crowder in the face as well, and could face subsequent discipline from the league.