US Weekly – NFL player Tim Tebow and former Miss Universe Olivia Culpo have apparently split ‘ and it’s reportedly due to his virginity vow. According to the New York Daily News, which first reported the news on Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 26, the reason for the breakup was due to a lack of… well, sex. “He was really into her,” an insider close to Culpo told the paper. “He was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her . . . She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it. He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”
I want to respect Tim Tebow’s beliefs, I really do. But the sad, simple truth is that he handled Olivia Culpo about as well as he handled most NFL pass rushes. By dropping the ball. Sorry, Tim. But the Almighty I worship didn’t create a dangerette like Olivia Culpo to be send love letters and cute notes. She is pure, white hot sexuality. She has needs. And they’re not listening to some monk professing love. And she didn’t win all those pageants and binge-purge all those meals to not have her animal lust satisfied. So if Tebow wants to be celebate, he’s going to either have to go it alone, or do it the way most of us do: By getting married to her.
Anyway, with the lovely Miss Culpo back on the market, here are a few chances for you to see what she’s bringing. All I can say is Tebow must REALLY be tight with his Lord.
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