We dissect the Chuck Klosterman GQ piece on Tom Brady and try and figure out the motive. We wonder why he would think that Tom Brady would answer questions that are still pertinent to ongoing litigation, that he's answered for no other member of the media.
I always wondered why people in old movies like the ones you flip past on Turner Classic Movies on your way to something made in the last three generations talked in a way no human being I’ve ever met does. I always just assumed it was because they were selling some sort fantasy to the great unwashed masses. Now we find out this Mid Atlantic accent was actually a thing. Go figure. Now I’m obsessed with trying to talk like this as well just to impress people, but I doubt I’ll pull it off. Once a Masshole, always a Masshole.