DJ Bean talks to the guys about the Bruin's signing of Kevan Miller, and the state of the Bruins off-season.

[0:01:42] ... it defense better IQ you can improve the deep down. Well QB Kevin Millar if you move the right people vote amber direct people and indeed you position yourself so OK Kevin Miller. Is now the ...
[0:04:51] ... with controllable years which is what we heard the number for the trade deadline of as far as what the Bruins needed. So they artists situation and it seems like every team in NHL needs young ...
[0:05:42] ... to the Bruins have assets. Kind of speed of the spent 31 round picks on. Three guys that the only one of whom people thought would go work you way and so. I don't know how highly other achieved our RV on all these Bruins prospect. They've got multiple first round pick but the sharks. There were other market topped and picked up in the 284930. So. I think they'll be one of many cute wanna go get these guys but I think that. Part of widely retard Kevin Millar is because they know that the B list or lie or to assume the third and upcoming away. Yes social liberal governor of a couple coaches they also brought up some of Bruce Cassidy. Who was running the Providence Bruins gets brought up also Alison Don Sweeney has the relation with him Claude Julien every year it seems like his job to question. Is this a situation workload. Knows he's happy with the situation because it ...





DJ Bean talks to the guys about the Bruin's signing of Kevan Miller, and the state of the Bruins off-season.

[0:01:42] ... it defense better IQ you can improve the deep down. Well QB Kevin Millar if you move the right people vote amber direct people and indeed you position yourself so OK Kevin Miller. Is now the ...
[0:04:51] ... with controllable years which is what we heard the number for the trade deadline of as far as what the Bruins needed. So they artists situation and it seems like every team in NHL needs young ...
[0:05:42] ... to the Bruins have assets. Kind of speed of the spent 31 round picks on. Three guys that the only one of whom people thought would go work you way and so. I don't know how highly other achieved our RV on all these Bruins prospect. They've got multiple first round pick but the sharks. There were other market topped and picked up in the 284930. So. I think they'll be one of many cute wanna go get these guys but I think that. Part of widely retard Kevin Millar is because they know that the B list or lie or to assume the third and upcoming away. Yes social liberal governor of a couple coaches they also brought up some of Bruce Cassidy. Who was running the Providence Bruins gets brought up also Alison Don Sweeney has the relation with him Claude Julien every year it seems like his job to question. Is this a situation workload. Knows he's happy with the situation because it ...





Glenn, Lou, and Christian talk to Red Sox President of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski about the Sox offense, Joe Kelly, and Carson Smith's injury.

[0:03:29] ... he had the potential to hit are hitting coach over there and Wally Joyner also Leo last and study some tape and he felt the same way as our scouts that he he projects to hit. ...
[0:05:25] ... is and I guess we have time to assess that but. It Matt Barnes a strong move the ball for asylum bullpen has been very good. Menus up or close to 400 your recent outings with ...
[0:10:13] ... see where that replacement for Kirsten Smith comes is that somebody like Matt Barnes or we need to do something else. What about take and one of the starters and put him in the bullpen likable ...
[0:11:01] ... be a solid club good club we are I think if the Major League Baseball last year but we've been an outstanding offensive club and if you really looked at spring training it's difficult because in spring ...






Glenn, Lou, and Christian talk to Red Sox President of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski about the Sox offense, Joe Kelly, and Carson Smith's injury.

[0:03:29] ... he had the potential to hit are hitting coach over there and Wally Joyner also Leo last and study some tape and he felt the same way as our scouts that he he projects to hit. ...
[0:05:25] ... is and I guess we have time to assess that but. It Matt Barnes a strong move the ball for asylum bullpen has been very good. Menus up or close to 400 your recent outings with ...
[0:10:13] ... see where that replacement for Kirsten Smith comes is that somebody like Matt Barnes or we need to do something else. What about take and one of the starters and put him in the bullpen likable ...
[0:11:01] ... be a solid club good club we are I think if the Major League Baseball last year but we've been an outstanding offensive club and if you really looked at spring training it's difficult because in spring ...






CosmoThe Penis Eggplant™ was born in New Zealand, and the rightful owner (and farmer) of the produce decided to capitalize on the incredible resemblance of the vegetable to the male reproductive system by putting it up for auction on a New Zealand trade site. The final bid was an astonishing (wait for it…) $115!

Before you get discouraged by the fact that someone in this world is willing to spend that much money just for the thrill of owning a phallic eggplant, the money from the auction all goes to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of New Zealand. So think of it as a charitable donation with a very special thank-you note (in the form of an eggplant that could, like, maybe double as a dildo). 

Great. This is just great. Like I don’t already suffer from enough penis envy just from ordinary, every day objects. Cucumbers, zucchinis, hot dogs, eclairs, whole pickles, sausages, crullers. And of course the worst blow to mI’y self-esteem of all: Other, actual penises. Now that some Kiwi sod buster managed to get 115 bucks for this thing that actually does look like a real wang, I’m screwed. And not in the good way.

Now that Big Agriculture sees there’s a market for these things, they’ll be everywhere. Genetically Modified Wang Organisms as far as the eye can see. The whole produce aisle will look like the walls in an adult video store. Dildo vegetables, schlong potatoes, twig & berry fruits and mushrooms shaped like mushroom dongs from one end of the store to another. All at premium prices because they know the ladies – and some guys, I’ll all about inclusion – will pay them. Thanks for nothing, New Zealand.

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Ken Laird and Paul Chartier are officially the new producers of the Dennis and Callahan Show as Lucy Burdge bails out of the race, perhaps due to money concerns.
The producer search is over now that Paul and Ken have accepted the job. With their new found job security, they are free to bitch about working three A-holes, the Lucy charade, and the process behind getting the gig.


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If there’s one thing I can’t get enough of, one thirst that I just cannot satisfy no matter how often I drain the glass dry, it’s listening to Roger Goodell’s lies. His bald-faced, shameless lies fuel me. They’re the nectar of the gods that keep me going. Chicken soup for my dark, twisted soul.

So it was with great anticipation I looked forward to Tuesday’s NFL owners meetings in Charlotte, because I knew I could count on the Commissar to open that Falsehood Factory he calls a mouth and spew out his weekly quota. And he did not disappoint.

Goodell was asked about the scathing congressional report that skewered him and his league for pulling money out of a study into concussions once they learned they would not be able to influence the results.

“I didn’t see the report,” Goodell said. “We were traveling down here. But I take a much different position to that on several fronts. One is, our commitment to medical research is well-documented. We made a commitment to the NIH. It is normal practice to have discussions back and forth with the NIH. We have our commitment of $30 million to the NIH. We’re not pulling that back one bit.”

Oh, yeah. That hits the spot. Drink it in. It always goes down smooth.

So in short, the Congress of the United States releases a report attacking the NFL over its handling of the one major issue that is the one major threat facing the future of the sport itself, and he fixes his mouth to claim he couldn’t be bothered to read it because he was flying to Charlotte. Right. I mean, we’ve all gotten caught up in a lengthy profile of Rachel Ray in the in-flight magazine and just couldn’t put it down. And that 90-page bomb dropped on our industry from the executive branch of the federal government will just have to wait.

Of course, not having read the report didn’t stop the CommissionserBot 2000 from expansively and definitively denying everything in it. Which was a tall, frosty mug of lies with a fib chaser.

But it didn’t stop there. He actually had the unmitigated audacity to suggest Congress owed it to him to run the investigation past him before it released the findings. “A congressman issued that report without even talking to any of our advisers,” Goodell said. “I don’t think that’s appropriate. I don’t think that’s the right way to do things.”

Fantastic. Oh, happy days. This is why he’s making $38 million a year. A man with any sort of a conscience wouldn’t be able to form those words without breaking character halfway through with a “Bwahahaha! Who am I kidding?! Of course I’m lying through my teeth! I read the report. They got us dead to rights. Oh, man. I could NOT keep a straight face!”

But not Goodell. He lies about cooking the CTE books with the same disaffected, emotionless skill that he lied about Ray Rice, Greg Hardy, Deflategate and every other topic he ever touches. And I’m addicted to it. One Roger Goodell lie is too many, and a thousand isn’t enough.

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I’d blame myself for declaring my girl Paige VanZant the winner of “Dancing With the Stars” before it was over. Like somehow my hubris mushed her into second place. But I apologize for nothing. I was naive enough to think her talent, athleticism and dead sexiness would be enough. But there is one thing I didn’t anticipate.

The gravest injustice in the history of the world.

I guess I just don’t understand the subtle nuance of dance competitions. Because I thought they’re about who dances the best. I thought that being perfect and having one of the judges say, “If this is about dancing, you will win,” meant that the best dancer would win. Silly rabbit. Dance competitions are for finding the best male model.

I don’t mean to take anything away from Nyle DiMarco, the former “America’s Next Top Model” winner. The man is deaf, and it’s impressive as hell he can do as well as he does at an event where you need to keep up with music. Hands down. But pardon me if I also admire the best dancer who had to overcome the challenges of being an incredibly attractive blonde with a killer body who can dance and kick ass in the octagon. I’m a champion of many causes, not the least of which is allowing hot women to be judged on their talent.

And so, the dream is dead. I backed VanZant from the season premiere, and I leave with no regrets. To me, she’ll always be the people’s champion who came from nowhere to jive/salsa her way into my heart forever.

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The guys discuss the hot debates in the three-man NESN booth during Tuesday night's Red Sox game.

[0:10:30] ... And Uga and the secret of the game was early. The firm Red Sox game on it's not close the cannons game on. All kinds of things. Does discusses watch in the stretches of this game ...