Steve Buckley of the Boston Herald calls in to talk about his fundraiser, The Old Time Baseball Game tonight. Steve also gives his input on what the Red Sox should do with Hanley Ramirez.
Patriots linebacker Jerod Mayo comes on with Lou, Christian and Danny to give his brief, Patriot-like answers about preseason and their upcoming game against the Carolina Panthers while Christian has fun with the Panther's stadium sound effects. After the interview, the guys get into a heated debate over tipping valet drivers.
Rick Porcello had an impressive game in his first start back from the disabled list, and Lou, Christian and Danny talk about what changed for Porcello, and they also discuss what to do with another pitcher in the rotation: Clay Buchholz.
Just months after publicly saying he used to illegally use "Stick'em" on his gloves back in his playing days, Jerry Rice is shying away from owning up to those comments. He also talks himself in a circle about the Patriots and the guys have some fun with his comments.
Danny Picard is in with Lou and Christian,and the guys talk about the comments made by Judge David Doty, the judge in Adrian Peterson's suit against the NFL, about Roger Goodell and whether or not he understands the CBA.

NESNIf you think IK Enemkpali punching Geno Smith in a locker room was bizarre, wait until you hear this story.

The Buffalo Bills defensive end recently was released from the New York Jets after he broke Smith’€™s jaw with a sucker-punch in the team’€™s locker room. But apparently he was involved in a much stranger incident while he was in college. …

According to the police report, the weird situation all started on Sept. 1, 2011, when Enemkpali began messaging a new Facebook friend named “Missy Lee.”€ Enemkpali reportedly went to “Missy Lee’€™s”€ house after she promised him oral sex, but left when he found a person ‘€œcovered head-to-toe in a blanket’€ who refused to remove the blanket.

Shortly after, though, Enemkpali reportedly returned to the house after “Missy Lee” called and urged him to come back. The person still wouldn’€™t remove the blanket, but the light from a ringing cell phone reportedly revealed that the subject under the blanket had facial hair.

According to the police report, Enemkpali then struck the person in the face out of fear he was being robbed, and after he threw the punch, the voice under the blanket changed to that of a male.

You have to say this about IK Enemkpali: He might have only been a sixth-round draft pick with two career tackles and have a bit of a temper, but he is no dummy.

Granted, I don’t condone violence, either against your starting quarterback or against some weirdo who catfished you. I believe that collecting 600 bucks that your QB owes you should be done calmly and rationally, without turning Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist. And I’ve always said that the proper response to some guy offering you unwanted oral sex in an unfamiliar apartment is a polite “No thank you.” That’s how we do things in a civil society.

That said, judging by the reaction of the other Jets players, Geno Smith was begging for a mouthful of bloody Chiclets. And you have to hand it to IK for having the wisdom to walk away from Missy Lee’s apartment when he did. I can almost hear my dad’s voice in my head now. “Son,” he’d say. “If you ever go to a strange woman’s apartment for oral sex and she refuses to take off her blanket and show you the goods it’d be smart to walk out. Also, if for some reason you do go back and found out she has a beard, you’re probably about to get robbed.”

That and the business about waiting a half hour after you eat before you go swimming were really the best pieces of advice he ever gave me. And while I feel as though punching Missy Lee was gratuitous and unnecessary, it’s good to see Enemkpali had the wherewithal to get out of there before something seriously bad happened. Chalk it up as a teaching moment and move on, I guess.

P.S. Enemkpali trolls the Internet for anonymous sex? I’m beginning to understand what Rex Ryan sees in the kid.

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Where was this sex ed film when I needed it?

My sainted mother was old school Irish Catholic who raised her baby boy to respect that everyone has their natural, biological functions and they should all be treated with the same amount of embarrassment. Which is why it would have been helpful to have had this landmark video starring Jonathan Banks of “Breaking Bad.”

I always assumed Mike Ehrmantraut would be Banks’ career-defining role, but that was before I caught his tour de force performance as the tortured Johnny. Not mention the acting of Jenny, who lends her heart, her soul and her uterus to her role. And holding it all together we have sound medical advice of the not at all molestery-looking Dr. Frank Frank. Just a transcendent cinematic achievement by all involved.

And watching Banks’ performance, you can just see the genesis of the Ehrmantraut character:

I can just imagine that if Mike’s girlfriend told him she had her period, he would have responded by drinking all the milk, staring blankly into space and then hiding in the back of a refrigerator truck to kill two hit men. So bravo to all involved. This was the best Sex Ed video since “Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You-Know-What.”


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MichiganAs pediatric cardiologist Dr. Ronald Grifka showed 10-year-old Ivan Applin the wire-framed device that would be used to fix the holes in his heart, the Toledo fourth grader had just one burning concern.

“He asked if the Michigan doctors were going to make his heart love University of Michigan instead of Ohio State,” his mother Jennifer laughs.

No, he would wake up loving the Buckeyes just as much as he ever did, Dr. Grifka, assured him.

I don’t pretend to be the world’s foremost college football junkie by any stretch. But I’ve always kind of wanted to be, in that way that George Costanza always wanted to be a Civil War buff. I’d like to be that, just not enough to actually become it. Part of the problem is I went to state college so I don’t have any skin in the game, so to speak. So I envy the people who have a school with a major football program they can care about.

That said, while I don’t follow college football as much as some, I am really big on hatred. I love the major rivalries. Put a game on Saturday where the two programs despise each other, where careers will be made and reputations tarnished and accomplishments will be celebrated forever and it’s on like Donkey Kong.

Take Michigan-Ohio St. That’s a rivalry I can get behind. It literally goes back to a actual border war over the strip of land that includes the valuable port of Toledo in which real shots were fired. In it, the Ohioans called the Michiganders “wolverines,” which was meant to be derogatory but they considered it a badge of honor and it stuck. That’s the kind of hatred you can’t invent. It’s real.

Which is why, as of this moment, Ivan Applin is my favorite 10-year-old in the world. Any kid who’s more concerned about preserving his irrational, obsessive loathing of Michigan than his own heart health can drink from my canteen any time.

Now you might think that because Tom Brady went to Michigan I’d be a fan, but no. My own Beguiling Irish Rose is a Notre Dame girl and I’ve got in-laws who are ridiculously over-the-top Wolverines fans so Brady aside I’ve got plenty of reason to hate them. And with all due respect to my broadcast partner Michael Holley, I have no love for Ohio State either. But regardless of which team my boy Ivan is into, I respect his game.

So best of luck to young Mr. Applin here, although he won’t need it. Any kid with a heart like his is going to be fine.

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Inside TrackThere’€™s been some trouble in paradise for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, and ‘€œDeflate­gate’€ is to blame, according to People magazine, but rumors that the couple is headed for divorce appear to be out of bounds.

“There have been a lot of stresses in their marriage in the last year, especially during football season,” a source close to Brady told the magazine, adding that 12 can be ‘€œnasty and cold’€ when engrossed in his own problems.

“€œTom is singularly focused on his career and sometimes Gisele feels left out. There have been arguments,” the source said.

Added a source close to Gisele: ‘€œThe biggest challenge they’€™ve been facing is dealing with the stress of the Deflategate situation.’€ …

“This summer was just a bit different,”€ a source close to Bundchen told the magazine. “Gisele had a lot going on, so they weren’€™t always in the same place at the same time.”

There. Are you satisfied now, human race?

Isn’t this what you wanted? Look I’m not buying the whispers out there that Brady and Gisele’s marriage is in trouble and all that. Those are just rumors spread by the kind of warped, joyless, soulless wretches who could find something ugly in a picture of an angel riding a unicorn over a rainbow. They look at the world’s most glamorous couple through the prism of their own charcoal briquette-like hearts and see only strife where the rest of us see only marital bliss.

But they’ve succeeded in one thing. And that’s causing problems with all this Deflategate nonsense. Tom and Gisele’s holy matrimony has endured the strain of the paparazzi, countless gossip columns, Tom’s injury in 2008, their various business enterprises and the butterfingers of Asante Samuel and Wes Welker. And through it all they’ve not only survived, but thrived. Happy to be together and raise their genetically perfect children.

But there’s only so much a marriage can take. Even with as much happiness and ideal bone structure as theirs has. And this Deflategate witch hunt has finally succeeded where all the other stresses and strains have failed. It’s a lot to endure, having one spouse being vilified, slandered and libeled in the press every day, no matter how close a couple is. And those malicious little succubi in the NFL and their execrable media lackeys who’ve carried this out because they wanted to do harm to Brady’s career are doing it to his personal life. Congratulations. I hope your proud of yourselves.

I have all the faith in the world Tom and Gisele will triumph over this the way they have every other challenge in their lives and their blessed union will go on forever. It’s just a sin to think they have to put up with this because the Ravens don’t know how to defend an ineligible receiver and the Colts can’t tackle anybody.

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Sean discussed his own firing from the Red Sox broadcast booth.

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