Saturday Night Live did a cold open featuring actors portraying Greg Gumbel, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Also, the story of Robert Allenby is unraveling quickly.

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Patriots DE Chandler Jones spoke about he doesn't really have a problem "avoiding the noise" about "Deflate-gate" since he doesn't watch ESPN or the news, but prefers cartoons like Family Guy. He also talked about the time he played the Seahawks in his rookie year. Although the teams are different, Jones will likely line up opposite Russell Okung, and try to tackle Marshawn Lynch. Keeping contain on Russell Wilson will be important for Jones and Rob Ninkovich.

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Patriots WR Julian Edelman told MFB "It just goes to show how smart our coach is, that he would do a full, high-school science experiment." He also spoke about Super Bowl 49 and what the Patriot wide-outs need to do to beat a talented Seattle secondary.

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Bill Belichick delivered a press conference for the ages, in an attempt to clear up some issues regarding "Deflate-gate."

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PHOENIXRay Lewis … spoke on ESPN’s Pro Bowl pregame show Sunday and shared his black-and-white opinion of deflategate. Simply put, Lewis thinks the Pats were cheating. …

“Every time we talk about the Patriots, you have the Patriots fans … you get all the talk about the jealous of them and all that. I won two Super Bowls, I’ve been Defensive Player of the Year, I’ve been MVP of the Super Bowl, I’ve went to New England and won … so I’m not jealous of them at all,” Lewis said.

Lewis then went on to talk about the integrity of the game being compromised by the Pats and how they need an asterisk for cheating. …

“Now we’re back at another place where we let a team go into an AFC championship, and if it’s proven that they played with deflated balls … because if it’s not cheating, then the Colts should have had the same option to play with the same balls. So we’re at a place now where we’re going to celebrate an organization once again, put an asterisk by it, because they went into a championship game.

“The integrity of this game! That’s not the way you go into games trying to win football games.”

Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy? I’m caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Seriously, what dimension am I in? Did we really just witness Ray Lewis saying these things? Did the grinning morons he sat on that panel with really just nod their heads and let him go off like this unchallenged?

The Ray Lewis who beat his chest with blood-stained hands and cried that everyone was rushing to judgment on him without knowing all the facts in his double-homicide case … who actually managed to summon the will to talk like HE was the victim … already is declaring the Patriots guilty and slapping an asterisk on a championship they are yet to win.

This despite the fact that we are now so deep into this non-story that Nancy Grace could do a whole season of it: “Deflategate Investigationgate: Day Eight.” The NFL can’t bring itself to admit it hasn’t the first damn clue how or why or even IF some frigging football lost some flipping air, but Ray Lewis already is finding the Patriots guilty on all charges and sentencing them to a life sentence of wearing the scarlet * with no chance of parole. If it were coming from anyone else, it would be an outrage. But out of Ray’s gasping, self-righteous piehole it’s laughable.

Thanks, for the input, Ray Lewis. But I have neither the time nor the inclination to be lectured on integrity of the game from a man who won a Super Bowl with enough deer antler spray in his system to help him pull Santa’s sleigh.

The only good thing to come out of all this is when these media dopes continue to chase ghosts in this non-existent scandal, the dumber they look. And Patriots fans who call them out and go on the attack with withering fire from the machine gun of truth, they are being heard. So continue to fight the good fight. Go forth my minions. Do my bidding.

And don’t forget to Embrace the Hate.

@JerryThornton1

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton
Plantation House, London

Seattle’s Richard Sherman and Jets players Sheldon Richardson and Nick Mangold are keeping the Patriots’ bulletin board fully stocked. (M McKeon/GettyImages)

PHOENIX – The Seahawks wasted no time calling out the Patriots, as at their first availability in Arizona, Richard Sherman called out Robert Kraft when it comes to the Patriots’ possible discipline for Delfategate.

“Will they be punished? Probably not,” Sherman said. “Not as long as Robert Kraft and Roger Goodell are still taking pictures at their respective homes. I think it was just at Kraft’s house last week before the AFC championship, you know. Talk about conflict of interest.”

PHOENIXConsider Sheldon Richardson and Nick Mangold skeptics when it comes to the Patriots’ claim of innocence in Deflategate.

“That’€™s the Patriots,” Richardson, the Jets’ opinionated defensive tackle, said Sunday night after making his first Pro Bowl appearance. “I’m not surprised at all. If they ain’t winning with controversy, they ain’t winning. …

“It’€™s funny when they say, ‘€˜We keep it professional and clean cut,’€™ ‘€™’€™ Richardson said of the Jets’€™ bitter rival while standing in the [Pro Bowl] locker room at University of Phoenix Stadium. “Because they don’€™t. They don’€™t at all.”

Mangold echoed Richardson’€™s skepticism of the claim by Bill Belichick and Tom Brady that they had nothing to do with all 12 of their footballs reportedly being deflated — 11 by at least 2 pounds per square inch (psi) — in last week’€™s 45-7 AFC title game rout of the Colts.

“All 12 of [the Patriots’] balls having something wrong with them does tell you something is amiss,” Mangold said. … “It does seem like it’€™s always something with the Patriots. It does seem that way.”

Richard Sherman is smart enough to have gone to Stanford. Nick Mangold is a bright, articulate guy. Sheldon Richardson is … also a person. So I could point out the obvious to them. I could mention that Sherman’s team has basically been the Cheattle Cheathawks over Peter Carroll’s tenure, leading the NFL in drug suspensions and getting fined $300,000 for holding illegal practices. I could ask Mangold what else has been “amiss” over the years besides pointing a camera at the Jets sidelines from somewhere other than the approved camera-pointing area back when he was in high school. Or take a swipe at Richardson by mentioning if the Jets ain’t going 4-12 with controversy, they ain’t going 4-12.

But I won’t resort to such cheap shots. With these educated men, I’m going to take the high road. I’m going to respond with an appeal to their intellect befitting such learned, erudite gentlemen.

Allow me to refer to Gustave Le Bon’€™s 1895 tome “The Crowd: A Study Of The Popular Mind.” It is a treatise on how to influence the masses with propaganda in order to sway public sentiment to your every whim. Le Bon’s work was a huge influence on facist buttinskis from Hitler to Stalin and everyone in between. I quote:

“It was Napoleon, I believe, who said that there is only one figure in rhetoric of serious importance, repetition. The thing affirmed comes by repetition to fix itself in the mind in such a way that it is accepted as a demonstrated truth.

“The influence of repetition on crowds is comprehensible when the power is seen which it exercises on most enlightened minds. This power is due to the fact that the repeated statement is embedded in the long run in those profound regions of our unconscious selves in which the motives of our actions are forged. … When we have read a hundred, a thousand, times that X’€™s chocolate is the best, we imagine we have heard it said in many quarters, and we end by acquiring the certitude that such is the fact.”

Thus, the Patriots are cheaters. Why? Because we keep hearing they are cheaters. Michael Wilbon says they’ve been caught “repeatedly.” Jerome Bettis calls them “felons.” Albert Breer uses the word “pattern.” Sports Illustrated posts a crazy, incoherent screed that sounds like something out of Infowars about the giant TV outside Gillette Stadium and jammed helmet radios. And all of it is accepted truth by the naive sheeple ready to accept the lie rather than look at the truth.

It’s groupthink. An explanation for why one team is so much more successful than all the others that’s way easier for the great unwashed mob to digest than the truth, which is the Patriots scout, draft, manage, game-plan, practice, coach and play better than other teams. But guys like Sherman, Richardson, Mangold and the media are way too ready to lap up the snake oil they’re selling to each other than face the facts.

Not that I’m mad. Anything that fuels the Patriots’ fire heading into the game Sunday if fine by me. Keep the lies coming.

@JerryThornton1

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton
Tom Brady joined the show before his trip to Phoenix.

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The guys opened the show by discussing Belichick's presser Saturday.

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