More Britt McHenry news surfaces. Erin Andrews delivers a veiled shot at her own boyfriend, Jarret Stoll. Cincinnati Manager Bryan Price drops 77 F-bombs in a tirade directed at the media.
Warren Sapp, (who Christian is already NOT a fan of) was arrested the day after the Super Bowl. TMZ has released the footage/audio of the police interrogation which includes some embarrassing first hand accounts from Sapp, about that night.
As expected, the Celtics couldn't hang on down the stretch and the Cavs surged to a big lead midway through the second quarter and never relinquished it.
Hanley Ramirez has been shaky in left field this year.
Jim Palmer joined the show to discuss his tweets regarding David Ortiz' ejection on Sunday night.

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[0:05:10] ... lot of game you know I mean it he won eleven. The World Series. You know and on eight and 75% of the time. No we're one of the reasons the vehicle to clocked one minute ...
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[0:07:55] ... again your hall of Famer say this I don't think you need David Ortiz at I Sawyer has technically a copy may be famous. It obviously never gone to. Well I won't we look at you ...






I’m embarrassed to admit that before those salt-of-the-earth folks down at WEEI Providence sent me this video, I had no idea such a thing as M-1 Medieval armored knight fighting even existed. And clearly I have been missing out because this is spectacular.

Leave it to the Russians. Here we are satisfying ourselves with MMA bouts, wrestling and Mayweather-Pacquiao, and they’re over there bringing back armored sword fighting. Literally the Sport of Kings. We’ve let them open up a huge lead in the medieval arms race and it’s a crisis way worse than Sputnik or Yuri Gargarin. Our national pride is at stake and we can’t just sit here with our boxing gloved thumbs up our collective asses not try to close the gap.

And I see our opening. In a press release a few weeks ago parent company M-1 Global described it as a sport where fighters, “wear armor of medieval warriors and use replicas of ancient swords with blunt razor to fight each other.” So the answer is obvious. We go with actual swords. Let the Russkies play around with their blunt little toys. We need our best athletes climbing into the ring and doing battle with the real thing. America is too young a country to have ever gotten to see the glory and spectacle of actual medieval armored combat and the 21st century should be our time.

Think of what a game-changer this would be. We could bring back jousts. Duels of honor. Princesses instead of prize money. Condemned prisoners opting for Trial by Combat, “Game of Thrones”-style. Give out knighthoods instead of belts.  It’s exactly the sport for the new millennium and I’m willing to be the JFK who makes it our national mission to beat the Russians at it.

And when we do, my money is on the Black Knight. Toughest S.O.B. in the game:

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I love it. This one of those moments that make you proud to be a Bostonian. Because there is no fan base in the country that defends its own faster and more passionately than us. We are The Avengers of social media. The Seal Team 6 of Twitter. A rapid response team that stands by vigilantly ready to go on the attack at a moment’s notice, any time, in any theater of war.

This time it happened to be Jim Palmer who unwittingly stepped in it, only to find out what happens when the Flying Monkeys streaming come out of the castle to jump up and down on his chest and leave his stuffing strewn all over the ground.

We can debate the merits of Ortiz getting himself run by the umps in the fifth inning of a one-run game, but that doesn’t mean Palmer can. There’s no way Sox nation is going to stand by silently and let some pretty boy underwear model rip the greatest living Sox player and most clutch hitter that ever lived. And like I said, no fanbase is better at using the weapons at their disposal to react.

And while I respect those who say they’ve never heard of Jim Palmer, I saw him pitch dozens, if not scores, of times. And trust him all of a sudden objecting to a guy beefing with the umpires just buried the needle on the hypocrisy meter. He baited them for balls-and-strikes calls his entire career. And played most of it for Earl Weaver, who turned getting tossed out of games into a lifestyle. So Palmer has sure picked a convenient time to all of a sudden find God on this particular topic.

And I’m just proud to belong to a fanbase that is always ready to call a guy like him out for it.

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These are the videos of post-Super Bowl arrest Warren Sapp giving his story of the hooker encounter to police that we played on “Final Drive” Monday on Dale & Holley.

Well Tuesday we got to hear Britney Osbourne’s and Quying Boyd’s version of events:

This is a tough situation, I have to admit. Hearing Sapp’s version left me wondering why anyone who’s ever dealt with him will tell you he’s the worst human being they’ve ever met. I mean, he seems so nice. He refers to them as “young ladies” so he’s really respectful. He was taking pictures of them naked because he’s “silly like that sometimes,” which shows he has a playful side. Even the way he told the second escort to shut up, “Why don’t you use your mouth on me instead of just using it” was cheeky and fun. And besides, when he kicked her out of the room, he was actually just giving her the session off, so he treats working women really well. And when the police say they’re taking him into custody, he talks about God. A lot. So it seems like everyone is wrong about him.

But then when you hear the “ladies” versions of events, it doesn’t seem so fun. Even a nice guy like Warren Sapp shouldn’t be tackling girls, bruising their arms or trying to shove them out of a hotel room without giving them a chance to put their tops on.

So really what we’re left with is sort of a tragedy. What should have been a beautiful sex-for-money encounter between people who care about each other in a mutually respectful, professional way turned into something ugly. And when that happens, everybody loses.

Except those of us who enjoy watching Warren Sapp have a meltdown like the abusive, whore-mongering jerk he is. We won this one in a big way.

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Lord help me I love a good profanity-laced rant. Prior to this I was not familiar with Bryan Price’s work in this field, but clearly he’s got a bright future ahead of him. He’s like a real life Mr. Parker in “A Christmas Story” when Ralphie says, “He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.”

According to statisticians, Price got off an unthinkable 77 f-bombs in just over five and a half minutes, which might be a new record. For those of you who don’t have time to listen to the whole clip, here are the highlights from one brief excerpt:

“Your job is not to sniff out every f****** thing is about the Reds and f****** put it out there for every other f****** guy to hear. It’€™s not your job. You want me to be candid with you? I’€™ve been candid with you. I f****** talk to you guys like men, I tell you what the f***’€™s going on with the team, I tell you how I’€™m feeling as candidly as I can and then this s***? You’€™ve got to watch this f****** s***? I’€™ve got to f****** read that on a f****** Tweet on our own people in here that we don’€™t have a f****** player? How the f*** does that benefit the Reds? It doesn’€™t benefit us one f****** bit. God **** we try to go out there and win f****** games and I got to come in here and then you guys f****** blow it all over the f****** place? Who we can play? Who we can’€™t? I’€™ll tell you what you want to know, I’€™m not going to f****** lie to you. I didn’€™t tell you f****** s***.”

That is some next level sailor talk. Note the liberal use of s-words, just to add a little accent to an otherwise groundbreaking tirade; he slipped in 11 of those in all. It reminds me of the time in college when my buddy Cliffy got cut off by another car in the parking lot so he screamed out the window “F*** you, you f****** f***,” which remains to this day the greatest single sentence I’ve ever heard uttered. But Bryan Price went on like that for over five full minutes.

So a tip o’ the cap to him. Anyone who abuses the media with hilariously and altogether unnecessary salty language can drink from my canteen anytime. Just don’t let anyone was his mouth out with lifebuoy. It’ll give you soap poisoning.


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From Jeff Darlington’s profile of Robert Griffin III on NFL.com –  When the Patriots earned their fourth Lombardi Trophy in February’s Super Bowl XLIX triumph, Griffin personally wasn’t as interested in the four quarters against Seattle that led to New England’s title — but instead the Pats‘ preparations six months earlier.

In August, Griffin’s team held joint practices with the Patriots for three days during training camp. He saw how they did it. He saw what the players did differently — what Tom Brady did differently. And he believes other Washington players saw it, too.

Funny enough, Griffin says despite a nice relationship with Brady over the years, the Patriots quarterback declined to provide his Redskins counterpart with any advice or in-practice tips, politely citing “a competitive landscape” when Griffin would inquire. So Brady didn’t directly help Griffin. But indirectly … Well, that’s a whole different story.

“What you do learn from watching (Brady) — and then watching the Patriots organization — you get a big-picture look at it,” Griffin said. “Man, honestly, they operate like a high school football team. You remember in high school, how the coach calls everybody up, everybody runs up, gets on a knee and looks at the coach like what he is saying is the most important thing in the world? That’s how the Patriots are.

“They’re attentive. They run on and off the field. They run after practice. They do what they have to do — and everyone understands, whether they like it or not, this is what it takes to win championships. And they won the championship.

Odd as this might sound, I have, on rare occasions, been accused of being biased toward the Patriots. Shocking I know, but true.

Not a day goes by on the WEEI airwaves that I don’t get at least one text calling me a Patriots “homer.” As in what? I have too favorable an opinion toward the winningest organization in a league set up to keep organizations from winning for an extended length of time, and the defending champions.

But even if you take away the championships – which I most certainly am not, though the rest of the football world is making every effort – here is all the incentive I need to like this team.

Here we’ve got Robert Griffin III, a Heisman Trophy winner, the No. 2 pick in the draft, a guy his franchise gave a fortune in draft treasure to obtain and one of the NFL leaders in jersey sales. Yet he and his teammates are mesmerized by the work habits of the Patriots and their 37-year-old quarterback.

And this story comes on the heels of news that Tom Brady showed up again at Gillette Stadium to work out. This time at 7 a.m. Monday morning, the first day allowable under league rules to work with the coaches. Reportedly wearing 0ne of those “5” t-shirts he wore to throw out the first pitch at the Red Sox home opener. That along with the fact he had a “5” on his photoshopped Celtics uniform should tell us and RGIII all we need to know about where his head is at, what his goal is for 2015 and how hard he plans on working to get it.

Apparently too, Brady’s drive and work ethic filters down to the rest of the team, at least according to RGIII. Of course it’s one thing for other clubs like the Washington R-words to recognize it — it’s another thing entirely to match that intensity.

So the text trolls and cyber-bullies can go ahead and keep calling me a homer and I will continue to wear it as a badge of honor. But my question is, how can anyone read this and not be?

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