All that for nothing. Despite working towards a solution, there will be no settlement in NFL vs Brady. We discuss.

[0:03:17] ... well according to some and the National Football League is covering for Bill Belichick act they know he was at the bottom of this plot. But let's technically the wells report on the surface on the surface it remove them from blame. So OK let's say like. Walt Anderson is a key player here and Tom Brady. And Walt Anderson has a great reputation as a great guy his his tears cure cancer pretty sure Tom Brady's two years cure something I mean the man has been. Roger Goodell thanked him. In February for being the man that he ...
[0:04:10] ... accepted their findings that the patriots weren't involved. That their craft a Bill Belichick were exonerated in this and is simple articulate exactly the opposite. Aren't you just taking everything that he said except for that ...
[0:06:12] ... games they reduce it down to one Borges. Cool you know hates Bill Belichick with the white hot intensity of a thousand pizza ovens he wants him like you know a down to one game. And ...
[0:07:07] ... from the southern district in Manhattan now in the bag for the New England Patriots. Gail I think the answer your question they're gonna say he got off on a technicality. You know he did something. But ...

As a feature that might turn semi-regular or even be a daily thing, I’m going to try to post the best Internet content every afternoon. By way of full disclosure, doing four hours of radio every day makes it hard to write. But the Interweb never stops producing gold and it’s a shame not to keep the Thornography train rolling into the evening with a little mindless blogging.

And as a first one of these, I can’t imagine one better than this. Somehow, some deranged, diabolical genius combed through Twitter to piece together screen names that sound eerily like the Soft Cell lyrics. It boggles the mind that anyone would be inspired to conceive of the idea, but the execution is another level of brilliance entirely.


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News.comRoberto Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday. …

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.

“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.

“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”

Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife. …

In 2011 Mr Cabrera was deported from US to Saltillo in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, where he lives alone in a room given to him by his brothers. He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps. He has no friends and says people “shun” him wherever he goes.

Let this serve as a cautionary tale to us all, fellas. Because this proves you just don’t know how the other half lives.

I confess when I hear about a guy like Roberto Cabrera, I’m envious. But there’s a reason that envy is one of the seven deadly sins. And that every religion from Christianity to Hinduism and every great philosopher from Aristotle to Emmanuel Kant warn against the dangers of allowing ourselves to be made unhappy by the good fortune of others.

I mean, here I’ve been all my life, feeling bad about my own shortcomings and dreamed of having what the good Lord gave our boy Roberto here. But I’ve never tried walking a mile in his boxer briefs. As it turns out having a massive penis isn’t all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. Instead it’s celibacy, deportation, public assistance and living off the stuff other, regular-to-below-average-sized men throw away. Who knew?

There’s an old saying of uncertain origin that goes something like, “I complained because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.” It’s a lesson we can all take to heart as we read Mr. Cabrera’s sad story today. I have always felt sorry for myself for having a small penis. Then I read about a man whose life has been ruined by his 19-inch wang and I laughed myself silly about it for hours.

Strangely though, in spite of everything, I think every guy out there still envies Roberto Cabrera.


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The guys discuss Kanye's ridiculous statements from last night's MTV VMA's, in which Kanye complained about how he's treated by everyone EXCEPT artists, and his announcement that he'll run for president in 2020.

[0:00:35] ... there up because I actually saw this live with attitude this is Kanye West at three from the studio with you're gonna focus on. The kind of last night at the via amazed I was scratching ...
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Danny Amendola joined the show to talk about the addition of Reggie Wayne to the receiving group, the offensive tempo in game 3 of the preseason, and who is the most stylish in the locker room.

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[0:07:10] ... Brady. It's usually I don't I don't and animate is like a Backstreet boy I mean he's got to be in front of the mirror for like two dollars. There's no doubt there's heard yelling at ...
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Dont'a Hightower joined the show on a Patriots Monday. He spoke out the benefits of getting "calloused" as the season wears on, how he likes being on the outside because he can go after the QB, and his appreciate for how Rob Ninkovich climbed the Patriots ranks to become a starter.
CSNNE's Tom E. Curran was in court today for the entire 5 minute hearing. He breaks down which way he thinks Judge Berman is leaning, and what to expect in the next 24-48 hours.

[0:00:05] ... behind me. There will be no settlement in this late date between Tom Brady and Roger Goodell between the NFL PA. And the NFL and the judge announced from the bench. That he will rule on this case either tomorrow or the next day but definitely but buys this September 4 deadline. Hello this slide this Hala. Until the field. Not a truly if you Jay Feely is speaking right now. Down at the courthouse we'll do our best to finally get to see AJ Feeley who Tom Brady's teammate of Michigan you know meet kicked forever in the NFL. Also Roger Goodell. Had John Mara the president of the giants here and if from what we understand. The reports state that Mara was there with the NFL fear lose they would Brady and we're trying to orca settlement I have no idea why Brady brought his kicker. On and so because I don't. A tape we just solid team Maurice Smith the president of the NFL PA so Jay Feely has. Either. Does now or at some point Tom has some sort of role and Anna felt him maybe he was a ...
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First of all, I give Will Smith credit where it’s due for even making a movie like “Concussion.” I read an article a while back about how when he was breaking into films, he and his agent did the research on what makes a movie a success. And they found out that most of the top-grossing films ever made had common denominators like copious amounts of special effects, aliens, action and violence and so on. Which is why he’s always gravitated to scripts like “Men in Black,” “Independence Day” and even dreck like “After Earth.” So portraying the doctor who discovered the link between football and traumatic brain diseases is way outside his wheelhouse. Not to mention it probably won’t help his relationship with the NFL’s innumerable “broadcast partner” media outlets. So regardless of how good “Concussion” turns out to be, kudos to him for trying.

That said, Luke Wilson as Roger Goodell? Really? I’m a big Luke Wilson fan. And I don’t pigeonhole him into purely comedy roles because he’s done quality work in dramas like “3:10 to Yuma.” But that’s because the man has personality. He’s got charisma. Roger Goodell is the opposite of that. He’s an automaton. He has all the expressiveness of a store mannequin and the vocal inflection of Stephen Hawking’s keyboard. Why have an actor play him at all? I feel like the studio who made “Concussion” could have just saved Wilson’s salary and had Goodell played by CGI like Jar Jar Binks.

So if Luke Wilson is able to breathe any life into the role — if he’s able to make Goodell seem human — we ought to just skip the Best Supporting Actor Oscar nominations and hand it to him.


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NY Daily NewsPortland police are pursuing a prolific public pooper who has been spotted doing his doody outside the same office building several times this month.

Oregon’s mystery defecator was caught on camera excreting outside the building, with toilet paper in hand, so many times a business owner spread fliers around the city asking for help catching the “Portland Pooper,” KOIN reported.

After word of the pooper leaked, police identified the man as a criminal suspect who could get charges for offensive littering and disorderly conduct dumped on him if he’s caught.

Grossed-out locals noted that the pooper comes prepared to each of his crimes.

“I find it interesting that he has toilet paper with him, it’s very pre-planned,” Catrina Salazar, who works at the Phix Hair Studio near the fouled-up office, told KOIN. …

[P]olice have not determined how many times the pooper has pooped at the same spot, or if his pooping has spread elsewhere.

You might have heard this story on Dennis & Callahan’s Headlines segment Monday morning. As soon as the guys mentioned it, I offered my thoughts and prayers are with the good people of Oregon and the members of the Portland law enforcement community. Because I know what they are going through.

If you remember a few months ago, our WEEI studio also was terrorized by a Mad Pooper, who left his sewer trout all over the handicapped stall in our men’s room. I vowed at the time that I would crack the case. I was determined to get to the bottom of it. Promised myself that I would not rest until brought the poop perp to justice. I felt I owed it to my co-workers to catch this monster brown-handed. But now, unfortunately, the trail that was warm then has grown cold and that finless brownfish-laying maniac is still at large.

And it haunts my every step. I can’t get over the feeling like he’s out there, mocking me. Every time I pass a stranger sitting in the courtyard outside the building I think it could be him, filling up on a big lunch to prepare for his next attack. The Entercom Mad Pooper is the Moriarty to my Sherlock Holmes. The John Doe to my Morgan Freeman. He’s my Rollo Tomasi from “L.A. Confidential”: The one that got away.

At least the citizens of Portland have a lead. That video is pretty detailed. Plus they have the weapon in question, so they can check the DNA data bank and cross-reference it against the Poop Offender Registry. Whereas in my case the crime scene had been sanitized, so there was no opportunity to dust for poop. All I ask is that when they catch the Portland Pooper, they give me five minutes alone in the interrogation room so I can try to link this cheeky devil to our crime. Then maybe the good people of Entercom can do their business in peace and comfort again.


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The word is out, as WEEI has chosen Glen Ordway as the new host of the 10-2 show, with Lou and Christian. The guys start the show talking about the news.

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