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CraigslistCheck out the state of the art Pats-mobile – covered from hood to trunk in stickers featuring the New England Patriots. Tom Brady, old-school logo, newer logo, helmet and more. Featured in ESPN the Magazine and ESPN.com!

In actuality, this is an old car. A 1998 Chevy Cavalier with a leaky radiator and over 250K miles.
Serious offers only. 

I find it ironic that this seller says, “Serious offers only,” then asks a thousand bucks for this thing. I don’t care if it is a ’98 Cavalier with a quarter of a million miles on it, a leaky radiator and a hood that’s rusting through. The Tom Brady shield on the front by itself makes this thing worth a lot more than that. Add all those Pat Patriot decals and the Flying Elvises and this stops being just a pimped-out ride; it’s a tableau. A work of art. This went from a beater that belongs in a compactor somewhere to a certified P-Wagon that will attract more chicks than the Batmobile. And believe me, I’d be bidding on this masterpiece right now if I wasn’t afraid people will think I’m too pro-Patriots.

Well done, unspecified Craigslist poster. Well done indeed. You’re the Michelangelo of 1998 Chevys.

@JerryThornton1

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Jerry Thornton

I wasn’t expecting Marshawn Lynch to be the Stanley Kubrick of his generation, but this trailer for “Family First,” the vanity project movie about his life, is actually worse than I could’ve possibly imagined.

I mean, can anyone watch this and sum up the plot for me? There’s a youth football game. Then some kids playing pickup basketball. A woman talking about not having money. Some kid yelling at his teacher. Then at the 2:10 mark there’s this random knockout walking around in lingerie for no reason. Then Marshawn Lynch shows up out of nowhere, presumably as himself. It’s like watching someone flip around the cable dial for four minutes. Just absolutely weird, though I’d expect nothing less from Beast Mode.

Look, I’m no film expert myself, but my advice to Lynch is that if he’s going to make a boring movie comprised of randomly put-together scenes about growing up that has absolutely no narrative, film it over 12 years and call it “Boyhood.” Because “Family First” isn’t cutting it.

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Red Sox Manager John Farrell joins Dino, Gerry and Kirk to help them examine the pressing issues facing the 2015 Red Sox.

[0:07:01] ... got some we've we've got a good and having fun you know Mike Napoli said this a good five in this camp is there also. Kind of an edge because it's in the government gets approved ...
[0:08:23] ... appeal to a problem all those things considered change oblique. Plane was David Ortiz yeah there's no doubt because he speaks openly beat you guys are gonna get to know him he's genuine a person. In ...
[0:10:38] ... up for a big year. You know but when you think of Mike Napoli hit number six hole. That starts to really lengthen model lineup that should not give a lot of breather to the jobs in a position for a you'll all ready for of this this. That up version of Major League Baseball he can run to the mile when you take that responsibility and it stalled on our code. Well well here's the thing. ...
[0:11:22] ... and I think it's starts what happens Wednesday. Whatever that you find David Ortiz for step and out of the blocks well. You don't you gonna have his back when apps apps have a back and ...






Schilling sits in with Dino, Gerry and Kirk at spring training in Fort Myers. Schill talks about the Red Sox rotation and the indifference of Clay Buchholz.

[0:09:16] ... very. 04 Russa cardinals days you remember. Right Chris comparable thirteen. Right Jeff Francis yet exactly. You don't have to have an ace to. Hum. April September right you can build that a 25 man roster ...
[0:13:33] ... an abort prospect right so they can do whatever they want and Cole Hamels is yeah now that that's the definition of the number one. Cole Hamels at the deadline and I'd for me I'd I know overweight but Melvin now just because. They're so what's gonna happen I ...
[0:17:18] ... in when you go out there and you that you you went Luis Terrero people are asking you know when he got to make a deal. And he's untreatable well. While you know I don't I ...
[0:21:24] ... young players are gods and some stupid but is patently offensive death Curt Schilling guys that are George time down here. ...






Larry Lucchino addresses reports that his role with the Red Sox has changed. He also explains his involvement with the group that purchased the Pawtucket Red Sox.

[0:01:28] ... army coming from chord that's much. I don't comment that strip now. John Henry had your back yesterday you mention quote he's involved where look you know involved and every decision. There's no doubt that Larry ...
[0:16:07] ... good to see Larry I did Agassi 61777. Point 79837. Presidency you'll Boston Red Sox Larry Lucchino fault lines open we'll talk with you next. ...




All the stories of the day brought to you by Kirk Minihane.

[0:00:30] ... or and there are things even greater getting off. Private jet with Bobby Orr all the greatest greatest ever in my life. Turning wonderful turn off. Getting five tweets and Goldman expenses are up a yes ...
[0:01:06] ... this horse person. He's it's despicable you. Today the trouble began son Penn State support him away. About the university's thirteen million dollar fund raising. For pediatric cancer research that we include here we are Jewish ...
[0:06:01] ... Callahan minicamp broadcasting live day one for us at Fenway south in Fort Myers, Florida. The slaughter of the Providence Red Sox sent a letter looked vehicle looks like its effects. ...





Dino, Gerry and Kirk partied with Bobby Orr on the way to Fort Myers.

[0:00:20] ... struggle between. Mike and Larry. Nothing could be further from the truth. John Henry with his annual state of the Red Sox address yesterday to be assembled media 617797937. That doesn't Callahan it is day one ...
[0:04:12] ... really wanted us a wanted to drive yeah. You don't wanna draw Bobby Orr of course I do. But it sort means more you that I'm used older he attached himself to bombing York yesterday and ...
[0:08:16] ... felt and I don't apologize. It on Twitter handle so be Atkins John Dennis WX DI wolf you can tweet that I ought to react and make it to get a W that I thought that's merely. At John Dennis WBI's not merely cute but this it is now becoming higher. But inside yeah it ought to go all the looking glass it. This they allow for teammates find DNA. I sit key money Seti and there was there was I saw I've witnessed and there was the thumb on. But if you if you had a good so imagine you do not I realize that if you added cocaine wouldn't be electable Wall Street got to plan authority for all little guys yeah. Played a view caught many good friend. But he is incredible to the ...





Dino, Gerry and Kirk enjoyed their trip to Fort Myers for Red Sox spring training. Dino may never fly commercial again.

[0:15:50] ... be the same kind of a front personality in there is no Jonny Gomes was like it actually strange don't write that industries disastrous year last year. Your sister organizations never been better all currently I ...
[0:17:35] ... and retreating for the first time. What we have no idea whether Hanley Ramirez completely field we have no audio and Mears is gonna have that attitude or this attitude we have no idea about Jackie Bradley junior not that that matters a bit. Tom Cole Hamels. Dustin Pedroia itself all that sort of stuff the witness no answers. There I think there are few questions than usual I ...
[0:24:37] ... 740 per Chile into complete assessment of the 2015 boss talks correct. Curt Schilling's sometime in the 8 o'clock hour John Ferrell will join us at 930 when last we left you with the travel while ...





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It should be obvious by now that Tom Brady has stopped playing fair in the social media game. He might have taken some time off in the last few weeks, but by no means is he taking a knee. The photo with his son was adorable, but adding the one with Vince Wilfork is the equivalent of the Patriots running up the score on Joe Gibbs’ Redskins back in 2007. This is Secretariat increasing his lead down the stretch at the Belmont. Not that I mind; the Internet is fair game. But it would be nice if he left a little bit of awesome for the other 7 billion people on the planet.

@JerryThornton1

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton

It should be obvious by now that Tom Brady has stopped playing fair in the social media game. He might have taken some time off in the last few weeks, but by no means is he taking a knee. The photo with his son was adorable, but adding the one with Vince Wilfork is the equivalent of the Patriots running up the score on Joe Gibbs’ Redskins back in 2007. This is Secretariat increasing his lead down the stretch at the Belmont. Not that I mind; the Internet is fair game. But it would be nice if he left a little bit of awesome for the other 7 billion people on the planet.
@JerryThornton1
Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton