Poor Ben Affleck. He really is one of us. Except he was forced to work Sunday while the rest of us were having the exact same reaction watching the Pats-Bills game live.
Of course the world is throwing shade at the guy. Saying he’s slurring his speech because he’s on something. But the only people who say that are the haters who don’t understand what it’s like for us to watch the Patriots get shut out at home by fricking Buffalo. That’s not booze or pills. It’s unfathomable sadness. I was talking the exact same way in the fourth quarter. Because of sadness. Mixed with beer.