Daily Mail – Eye-watering images have captured the moment firefighters attempted to free a man after his penis became trapped in a wedding ring.
The 18-year-old from Liuzhou, China’s Guangxi province had his penis stuck in the ring for two days before the pain became so unbearable that he called emergency services for help on September 13. …
In the footage the man can be seen with a bag of ice on his penis.
Then firefighters can be seen using giant pliers to try and cut the wedding band off.
Boy, if this isn’t one of those “There but for the grace of God go I” moments, I don’t know what is.
What prospective groom hasn’t, at one time or another, almost gotten his penis stuck in his wedding band? It’s got to be up there with falling down stairs or slipping in the shower when it comes to common, household accidents.
So let this be a lesson to us all. Guys with your junk stuck in your wedding ring, you are not alone. There is no shame in what happened to you. Be smart about it. Don’t try to be a hero like my boy here and wait two days of screaming agony because you don’t want to be a burden. Call for help right away. The first responders won’t judge, and they’ve got the pliers you need to free you so you can get on with your life of married bliss. Then you can put your junk where it belongs.
This has been a public service message of Thornography minding you to be smart with your man part.