After Sox ownership sat down with the media today we decided to give our current Boston Sports ownership power rankings.
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This is Boston Dynamics’ latest creation, the bipedal robot Atlas. Nice going, fellas. When we get machines making machines who rise up against us, enslave us all and everyone asks “Who is responsible for creating these robot overlords? Whose hubris was ultimately the undoing of our entire species?” and they’ll all say “It was those evil, arrogant brainiacs from Boston.” And I’ll bet you anything the robot uprising will claim beardo here who abuses Atlas as the first victim.
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I like dogs. Note my careful use of the word “like” as opposed to “love,” because to me, a dog is a pet. And I object to people who humanize their animals and treat them better than they do other people and start thinking they can take them into restaurants and so forth. And frankly there are “dog people” in my life that are miserable to visit because every conversation is interrupted with “GET DOWN, GINGER!!!” and “NO, REX! STOP IT!!!” which is nerve-wracking to the point I’d just as soon never come over.
That said, is there any doubt that Fluffy is going to be King of the Dogs? Or queen, ruling alongside the Brady-Bundchen’s other pooch, Scooby? I’m convinced this little ball of fur is going to move in with those two superparents and those genetically perfect kids in that idyllic home and just evolve into a higher species of canine. He or she will probably start walking upright and talking, becoming to the dog world what Caesar was to the apes. And probably, if he doesn’t become too smart, end up getting a head coaching job with the Jets or the Bills.
So welcome to the perfect family, Fluffy. As the rescue dog owner bumper stickers say, “Who rescued who?”
Red Sox spring training is getting more attention than the Bruins as they get close to the trade deadline. The guys discuss the state of the Bruins and what they need to do as the deadline approaches.
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All the Red Sox are in camp and working out, so we hear from a lot of the Red Sox front office members like Dave Dombrowski, Tom Werner and others. The guys talk about how Hanley will handle first base.
Red Sox owner John Henry spoke to the media down at Fort Myers, and said Pablo Sandoval only has a 17% body fat ratio. No one believes Henry, and Lou followed up with the owner to try to get the truth out of him.