WEEI Bruins Reporter D.J. Bean joins Mikey Adams and Lenny Megliola to talk about the signing of winger Matt Beleskey on the opening day of NHL free agency.

[0:02:50] ... become a pop them because. He's not making David Clarkson Monday night Nick Price. My nose at three point eight million dollar dollar deal for two years right yeah. Use that bat that's nothing per especially ...
[0:07:44] ... for this team and some it and now we're about eight year. Phil Kessel today what do you think and act. These are very few he wobbled out of Toronto. Yeah I mean I. I don't ...
[0:08:52] ... ought to be questioned the compete you questioned streak on clay but. Sidney Crosby has me a lot of Bob looked really good so the idea of unholy child like sat next to them I mean ...
[0:10:51] ... bill talk on the earth one lap Adam. But he wrote the touchdown pass and they would they know that mumbo Jumbo. Like how he's not he's an incident. Keep the right right off the bat ...






With 80 games played for the Red Sox, Mikey Adams wants midterm grades for several players. Also, after another Rick Porcello clunker in Toronto, callers and texters give unflattering Porcello Limericks. Lenny Megliola and Textress Lucy are along.

[0:02:11] ... I'm gonna governor go ahead and go with a deep plus for Hanley Ramirez to. You know once there. Aziz his feelings about it at the caller was right he's feeling has been an ass. Truly ...
[0:10:31] ... either Ramirez or. Ortiz. Or or you know and then again there's Dustin Pedroia. It always out of the mix right another source. Haven't played pretty well considering all the bad things that mount a Prius ...
[0:13:52] ... very disappoint. I think that were so low look today against the Toronto Blue Jays like Josh Beckett used against the blue jays all the time remember how he's always struggle against them give up long ball too long ball. ...





Dale, Michael and Jerry do the postgame for another Sox stinker, and find there is much more interest in how the Bruins and Celtics can build their teams after interesting off-seasons.
Dale, Michael and Jerry do the postgame for another Sox stinker, and find there is much more interest in how the Bruins and Celtics can build their teams after interesting off-seasons.
We wrap up the day with some of the best in sound that you may have missed throughout the day.

[0:03:08] ... In the first episode. Jackson says when he was ousted from the Philadelphia Eagles he was the victim of us campaign. Decides. Eight occasions it is they're headed your. Then I got released. DeSean Jackson Eagles ...
[0:04:29] ... I'm more good news for NFL fans in interview with Sports Illustrated Brett Favre thinks yeah he can still play. You know as far as the role of course we'll restore some. It's from but he's. ...
[0:04:59] ... like I'm thinking well but but survival. Look guys I don't want Brett Favre un retire. I need him to un retire it's been five years since that that the Brett Favre circus the problem is. If he does come back to the league he has to get suspended for four games because eating give this phone over to Roger Goodell. That's the going rate now we got on cheap but people are south of and it had too many times if he thinks he gets built line as they say all good things must come. I'm doing and don't ports and in penis pictures unsuspecting women employees. Tom Brady and his wife Gisele have reportedly shown interest in joining the country club by the way what you of the country club. ...
[0:06:47] ... of the please use non weighted you're gonna approach Chattanooga protest. Picked Tom Brady belongs in the ethics and this explosion very club again we got out of there and mr. Kraft mister Coles in there ...






We wrap up the day with some of the best in sound that you may have missed throughout the day.

[0:03:08] ... In the first episode. Jackson says when he was ousted from the Philadelphia Eagles he was the victim of us campaign. Decides. Eight occasions it is they're headed your. Then I got released. DeSean Jackson Eagles ...
[0:04:29] ... I'm more good news for NFL fans in interview with Sports Illustrated Brett Favre thinks yeah he can still play. You know as far as the role of course we'll restore some. It's from but he's. ...
[0:04:59] ... like I'm thinking well but but survival. Look guys I don't want Brett Favre un retire. I need him to un retire it's been five years since that that the Brett Favre circus the problem is. If he does come back to the league he has to get suspended for four games because eating give this phone over to Roger Goodell. That's the going rate now we got on cheap but people are south of and it had too many times if he thinks he gets built line as they say all good things must come. I'm doing and don't ports and in penis pictures unsuspecting women employees. Tom Brady and his wife Gisele have reportedly shown interest in joining the country club by the way what you of the country club. ...
[0:06:47] ... of the please use non weighted you're gonna approach Chattanooga protest. Picked Tom Brady belongs in the ethics and this explosion very club again we got out of there and mr. Kraft mister Coles in there ...






 

North CarolinaA Currituck County High School teacher was indicted by a grand jury Tuesday on a charge of felony sex with a student.

Kimberly Lynne Umphlett, 24, of Kill Devil Hills, turned herself in to authorities Tuesday evening.

Currituck County Sheriff Susan Johnson said deputies began investigating the case in mid-May.

Johnson said Umphlett began inappropriate sexual contact with the student as early as April.

At the risk of lapsing into self promotion, one of my proudest accomplishments in my years at Barstool Sports was the pioneering work I did in the field of teacher sex scandals. If you’re not familiar with it, I won’t go another sentence before I point out I only cover the stories involving female teachers and male students. I literally did hundreds of them. It was one of the most popular things I ever did over there. And Lord knows there was never a lack of subjects to write about.

Let me be clear: Male educators taking advantage of their positions to seduce female students is disgusting and they should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. It’s why the Founding Fathers, in their infinite wisdom, wrote the Double Standard right into the Constitution.

Well I’ve been asked repeatedly in the seven or so months since Thornography was launched to bring back the Sex Scandal Teacher blogs and I was frankly not sure if I’d be able to translate an idea I started at a soft core smut site to a snarky, irreverent fan page on a legitimate sports information site. That and when you work for the legit press there are restrictions on copyrighted uses of photos I didn’t had to deal with before. So I dragged my feet.

But today I say, to hell with it. This weekend we celebrate the birth of a great nation, one based on the freedom and self-determination of the individual. It’s a holiday where you’re encouraged – I might even say compelled – to exercise your liberties. To eat fatty meats cooked over fire, to drink things that aren’t good for you, to sing too loud, have too much fun and blow things up. And I would add, to express yourself creatively.

If writing goofy blogs celebrating the activities of women so crazy they’ll throw their careers away and destroy their lives just to have sex with teenage boys is wrong, well then I don’t want to be right. As long as these lunatic female educators are risking it all for twenty seconds of clumsy teenage sex, who are we to deny the world the chance to know about it. This may not go over with the powers that be. And this feature might not last. But in the meantime, on this 4th of July, I’d rather ask forgiveness than permission.

The Grades:
Looks: I have to admit, I’m not exactly rebooting GtNSST on the highest note. Kimberly Lynn is the dictionary definition of “average.” She’d be at best a Boston “5”, and even where she comes from she’s probably not more than a Currituck County “6.” The best compliment I can give her is she looks a little like the girl who played Jan in The Brady Bunch Movie. Grade: C-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: If you’re not familiar with the concept, the key to a good grade here is in the details. Naked photos are a plus. Videos of course. Was it in a funny place like a parking lot outside a Walmart. Some of the greats have involved another female teacher. And confessions are always a huge plus. On this one we’ve got nothing. Just a simple grand jury felony indictment. But you’ve got to start someplace. I can only work with the materials I’m given. So step it up, ladies. Grade: D
Intangibles: Now we’re talking. “Kimberly Lynn Umphlett” not only sounds like something John would come up with trying to guess the name of Ted’s girlfriend, adding “…from Kill Devil Hills” makes it sound like she’s a character out of a Rob Zombie movie. If he made movies about nutjobs who sleep with high school kids. Grade: A
Overall: C. Not much to go with. But unless I’ve completely misread the depravity of our society (Spoiler: I haven’t), there will be plenty more where she came from.

(Have a story of a female teacher having sex with her students? Particularly one where her picture is on Twitter? Help advance the cause of civilization by sending it to me @jerrythornton1 or jthornton@weei.com.)

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