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The Patriots’ locker room attendant’s potty break ushers in Toiletgate. (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Pro Football TalkOn Monday, Jay Glazer of FOX Sports added the next new big piece of news in #DeflateGate, reporting that the NFL has interviewed a locker room attendant who allegedly took footballs from the officials’€™ locker room after they had been inspected and approved ‘€œto another area on way to field’€ before the start of the game.

PFT can now contribute additional details to that story.

First, per a league source, the other ‘€œarea on way to field’€ is a bathroom.  The bathroom consists of one toilet and one sink and a door that locks from the inside.

Second, according to the same source, the person carried two bags of balls into the bathroom:  the 12 balls to be used by the Patriots and the 12 balls to be used by the Colts.

Third, from the same source, the evidence comes from a surveillance video that was discovered by the Patriots and given to the NFL early in the investigation.

Fourth, again from the same source, the video shows the employee in the bathroom for approximately 90 seconds.

OK, now this investigation is getting some place. To be fair, my broadcast partner Dale Arnold said the locker room attendant guy was probably on a bathroom break and no one believed him. But son of a gun, he was right.

To think, all this time I’ve been talking about what silly, inconsequential nonsense this all is. A ridiculous, overblown, embarrassment and the low point in the history of journalism. But that was when we were just wasting our time on things like air pressure, ball boys and temperature differentials. But now that we’re talking about something serious, something important, like the locker room kid’s trip to the potty, we’re finally getting some place. Deflategate has now escalated to Toiletgate.

But this report asks more questions than it answers. What WAS he doing in that bathroom? Was he going Number Two? Because that seems unlikely. Unless it was one of those perfect, double-tapered ones that George Brett talked about, and that to me seems pretty far fetched. So he must have just peed, in which case we have to ask what else went on in there? Did he lift the seat or was it already up? Did he flush? How many times did he shake it after? And what’s up with the 90 seconds? I suppose he could squeeze one out in that much time. But even if he only had to take a little leak, that still doesn’t leave much time to wash his hands. And if he didn’t wash them, I think the NFL needs to know why.

I mean, think about what a pair of unwashed pee hands could do to a football. They could change the feel, the tackiness, the air pressure. And if the Patriots had an attendant handling the balls with pee hands, what about the Colts? Isn’t it a competitive disadvantage when one team has bodily fluids on the ball and the other doesn’t?

Oh, and what did Belichick know about this guy’s potty break? You can’t sit there and tell me he’s the smartest, most prepared coach in the NFL and tell me he’s not up on the bathroom habits of his locker room attendants.

And besides, what does all this mean with regards to the footballs? 90 seconds might not be a lot of time to drain the vein, but when you’re sorting through 24 footballs and letting precisely two pounds per square inch out of 12 of them, that is a generous 7.5 seconds per ball. Which is plenty of time. Hell, he might have even been able to do it while he took a whiz, in that same way you check Twitter or send a text when you’re going.

The bottom line (no pun intended, but I won’t fight you on it) is that we need to get the answers to these burning questions about Toiletgate, not only about what went on in that toilet, but what the Patriots knew about that kid’s bladder and when they knew it. Otherwise, this whole Deflategate thing will just be a big, absurd, stupid waste of time.

@JerryThornton1

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton

 

WEEI.com - PHOENIX — Robert Kraft came out swinging on Monday night, defending the reputation of the Patriots in the wake of Deflategate and adding that if the NFL doesn’€™t find New England guilty of tampering with footballs, he would expect a full apology from the league. …

“I have spoken with Coach Belichick. I have spoken with Tom Brady. I’€™ve taken the time to understand to the best of my abilities what goes on in the preparation of game day footballs. I want to make it clear, that I believe unconditionally that the New England Patriots have done nothing inappropriate in this process in violation of NFL rules.

‘€œTom, Bill and I have been together for 15 years. They are my guys. They are part of my family and Bill, Tom and I have had many difficult discussions over the years and I have never known them to lie to me. That is why I am confident in saying what I just said. It bothers me greatly that their reputations and integrity, and by association, that of our team has been called into question this past week. … [M]any jumped to conclusions and made strong accusations against our coach, quarterback and staff, questioning the integrity of all involved.

“If the Wells investigation is not able to definitively determine that our organization tampered with the air pressure in the footballs, I would expect and hope that the league would apologize to our entire team, and in particular Coach Belichick and Tom Brady for what they’€™€™ve had to endure this past week.”

And that sound you hear is a thunderous clang of a gauntlet being thrown down.

I was in the room when Mr. Kraft drew that line in the stand, stepped between it and his “guys” and dared the NFL, Ted Wells and that Police Academy crew of investigators that have been running in circles for the last nine days, to cross it. To either finally produce one shred of evidence his team did something wrong or shut up and let them get back to the business of winning championships. And as far as I’m concerned, it was his finest moment since the “Tonight we are all Patriots” half a generation ago. You could almost hear the audible gasp from the assembled media horde. I say “almost” because I couldn’t hear much over the sound of my personal sundial going to High Noon when he was done.

Seriously, if ever there was a response by a leader that was called for, this was it. Last week he issued one of those lawyerspeak statements so devoid of meaning you could jumble the words into any order and they’d still say the same thing. “We are being cooperative and transparent because integrity is important” or “Integrity is having importantly cooperative transparency” or “Transparent importance is cooperating with integrity” or whatever.

This was different. This was his way of stating what I’ve been saying since the morning this all broke: Someone is doing this to stick it to the Patriots. And this was Mr. Kraft going all Al Capone. Someone’s gonna mess with me? I’m gonna mess with him. Come on here, Wells. Come on here, Goodell. You want to fight? You and me, right here? What’s the matter? You afraid to come out from behind your lawyers? You afraid to stand up for yourself? You got nothing. You’re just a lot of talk and badge. You got nothing. You don’t got the ball boys. You don’t got the locker room attendant. You got nothing. NO-THINNNG! And if you were a man you woulda done it now!

 

Talking to some of the press afterwards, the general consensus is that was the Patriots organization going to the point of no return on this, and no Patriots fan should ever want to have it any other way. After 15 years of loyalty, you back your “guys” to the hilt, give them your full faith and trust and dare the feds to prove otherwise.

And as Capone also said, “You have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that’s how you know who won.”

@JerryThornton1

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton
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Dale, Michael and Jerry get some national perspective on the Patriots from our Boston friend, now at NBC Sports, Kathryn Tappan.

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[0:01:54] ... them Boston you're very familiar with the patriots this week recovery. The Seattle Seahawks this. Does that expense. Now it'll be in other so many of us here there's so many different responsibilities that have to ...
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Dale, Michael and Jerry Thornton are live from radio row and recapping the latest in Deflategate including Belichick's impromptu weekend presser, and the national media's predictable reaction to it.

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[0:03:17] ... down on your luck and you come on some hard times. We're ray lewis' question your integrity. You don't know that they are not going well for you you know you'll hear from Ray Lewis here from other people to. They don't they don't really want to think about context or Ray Lewis what's that about context and it comes. But anybody else now I don't know I don't wanna hear for example eight years ...
[0:04:12] ... denies that it happened so an eight years. If you look at ray Lewis's career. It's like. What year is out being accused of murder. Four RK four years after three years after that he's a ...
[0:04:50] ... don't know. Some of that we still don't know who killed children. Ray Lewis and short could be an asset to this community if he actually help you actually spoke out about those murders and for five years after that four target after the murder. Parent you try to keep your kids away from people like Ray Lewis now. Eric you were told to. Bring your kids Ray Lewis a form of John Madden football he's your cover boy coming into your household. So we don't we don't want to think about it Ray Lewis didn't wanna think about. The irony of it's in how things change its want to keep going back to. This to look ...