Am I missing something? What doesn’t the girlfriend in this video get about the basket and the magic coffee table? Is she deliberately trying to waste her and the boyfriend’s time cleaning all that stuff up when it happens by itself like at my house? Women can be so clueless sometimes.

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Jerry Thornton
Glenn and Lou are joined by Patriots linebacker Dont'a Hightower to talk about getting ready for the season and how the defense is shaping up.

[0:00:00] ... I don't Christian Fauria today day off he's been working. Extra hard now because he said these pre season games for got loose here I'm here in joining us right now on the phone line from Foxboro. Is Donta hightower brought you ...
[0:01:00] ... this. Now supporting think it's good to get the playing Carolina good football team weeks three were a lot of the stars gonna be playing on the road is this a but the biggest test as ...
[0:02:05] ... body looked it is going to be noted each week. Here got Rob Ninkovich mostly torn triceps and find his way to give back and help this team but so you look at him miss. I ...





Glenn and Lou talk about Ryan Lochte's TV apology with Matt Lauer after the debacle in Rio, and playback some of his dumbest moments from the tearful interview.
With Chris Curtis re-joining the morning show, Paul the producer returns, but this time as the head producer for OMF. Glenn and Lou talk with Paul about the switch and if he thinks he got demoted.

[0:02:13] ... apparently yeah Kirk was not the reason that they get the well common misconception around it John hated me ozawa and that's why he left in carts and look at this guy is obviously breaking up ...
[0:02:58] ... figuratively you know into the in the seventy plus he bounced the mental breakdown in the gaining of wait to see you all just theory foreigner outside the producer of the deaths so. And Turks and ...
[0:03:39] ... is ridiculed you or we aren't at the Christian allies take the lead role. Before haven't we should move on from this whole OK so it's nice to tone that was that's that that's you know. ...





E-Rod missed another start, this time taking himself out the evening before his start. Glenn and Lou talk about the chain reaction of events that led to Henry Owens getting shelled in E-Rod's place.

[0:00:24] ... Rodriguez is sad with the Red Sox the knee or with the Baltimore Orioles back and other issues that he's. He seems to take an awful long time to come back. It seems like in both ...
[0:01:16] ... 14553. Games. So are the two years you thought perfect you know Johnny Damon who was playing you know 133 games second here what's the play. Couple years later we're like is he soft right Erica ...
[0:05:30] ... feelings now yes and now amiga dealer tees hobbled around. You know Dustin Pedroia apparently had an IV like last week a summit that pre game. Meaning nearly Beers at some issues like these guys vets ...
[0:10:44] ... some more baseball little bit later talked to a couple members. The New England Patriots were Garret blunt is going to join us. And thought they had to horrible little but later. ...






Red Sox owner John Henry spoke to the Herald this weekend, and showed support for his manager and downplayed the criticism of the manager.

[0:02:27] ... The point where all of a sudden. It was obvious is that Matt Barnes and available would you expect agreement on using the eighth inning guy and that's it elect went. When house Matt Barnes and become the eighth inning guy. What went you know why because he was unavailable process of women don't why he was unavailable because he came in the fifth two nights ago. To what did he become the eighth inning jacket became the fifth when it water came out they have string of Baltimore. Do you rate getting Beckham's in the fifth often is that now it. Matt Barnes became irritating guy. Because she was unavailable because in the fifth inning. It because you screwed up and he just looked enrollments ...
[0:07:59] ... Henry is coming out and really throwing. A lot of support behind John Farrell. Sure that's the case matter of fact I think he threw more support. Behind been showing in one month before it up ...
[0:11:44] ... whatever that number is. I mean even to what they want the World Series everyone knew that it was a terrible game manager. Nationally strong I mean when when you know decision Gupta regretted. I think ...
[0:12:46] ... I don't expect the John Ferrell will be the manager of the Boston Red Sox and actually. Yeah I don't think you should fire Ferrell now and that's a whole signal and I think there's couple series ...






Tom Brady was given a few days away from the team for non-football reasons, but Glenn and Lou want to know why. Also, they discuss Brady's scissor injury from Thursday and talk about the injuries that are piling up in the preseason.

Associated PressWith online declarations such as “Harambe Lives!” the Ohio zoo gorilla shot and killed after a 3-year-old boy got into his enclosure has taken on life after death.

The late 17-year-old great ape has shown up in tongue-in-cheek petitions to rename the hometown Cincinnati Bengals, to add his face to Mount Rushmore or the Lincoln Memorial, and to put him on the dollar bill. He has grown the angel wings and halo of a deity in social media memorials.

He’s even been mock-nominated for president. …

“We are not amused by the memes, petitions and signs about Harambe,” Thane Maynard, Cincinnati Zoo director, said by email. “Our zoo family is still healing, and the constant mention of Harambe makes moving forward more difficult for us. We are honoring Harambe by redoubling our gorilla conservation efforts and encouraging others to join us .”

I want to break this to the Cincinnati Zoo as gently as I can. You guys might know zoology and gorilla conservation efforts, but you know as much about life in a social media age as you do about building 3-year-old-proof animal enclosures.

You can’t put the Harambe toothpaste back in the tube. In 2016, there is no stopping a current event/pop culture phenomenon until the Twitterverse is finished with it. When the death of a magnificent creature pulls at our heartstrings, creates debate about the worth of an ape life and divides America down species lines, you can no sooner tell us to stop creating memes and t-shirts or ask us not to rename our football teams than you could have told Harambe not to eat leaves or throw feces. It goes against our nature as creatures of the Internet.

If the Thane Maynards of the world want the Harambe videos and song parodies to stop, he’s going about it all wrong. Telling the Internet not to do something is just chumming the ocean. You’re merely inviting more attention and perpetuating the cycle.

Look, we all feel the loss. Harambe was a beautiful soul and his death is a tragedy. But in life, he was appreciated by no one outside the visitors to the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla habitat. In death, he’s a symbol. Of all that is good. Of the DNA we have in common with the great apes. Of our shared primate-ishness. He has been celebrated, honored and adored by the people who want him on Mt. Rushmore than he ever was picking fleas out of his fur to the amusement of tourists and Ohio school field trips. So relax, zookeepers. You mourn in your way, the rest of us will mourn in ours.

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Jerry Thornton