Glenn, Lou and Christian talk about how the Sox have continued their winning ways throughout a tough road trip. They also look at that crazy Benintendi catch from last night, and what they could possibly do with their awful bullpen.

Finally! It’s sure taken long enough, but at last science has quit wasting its time on cleaning up the environment, curing diseases and mapping the stars and put some effort into something we can all get behind.

As an Irishman who starts out the summer sort of translucent and has to lay in the sun for a week just to get to white, I’m all about sunscreen. But the one thing it’s always lacked is 11 herbs and spices. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve reached for the SPF 100 and wished it smelled like something other than cocoa butter, tropical fruit or coconuts. Or, for that matter, how many times I’ve stuck my face down into a bucket of the Colonel and wished I could smell like that and save myself from melanoma.

So thanks, science. And KFC. You’ve given the beaches of America the one thing they’ve always needed but never had. Bathers that smell like greasy, breaded, fried poultry parts. Finally, sitting under the burning sun is finger lickin’ safe.

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton
Gerry, Mut, and Kirk discuss the Benintendi catch from Monday and what's looking like an incredible outfield for years to come; also the guys discuss the probation sentence given to an East Longmeadow youth charged with sexual assault.
Kirk Minihane is joined by Mickey Rourke in a small, yet growing, group of public figures to rip Lenny Dykstra for his nefarious deeds.

[0:01:28] ... book. I can read the book and he's starting a bus tour Lenny Dykstra announcing yesterday's inaugural reality show where he's gonna gore around the country a boss with his crew will be I'm watching a start. He said it yourself because it is so dire or he's he's not funny but these days he's insane and they. Because he played baseball was on the Mets have won a World Series alias people kisses that. Ivan her boomer cart I can only imagine nauseating Craig carton was very sick and in you you ...
[0:04:35] ... the credit get deserve credit for late. I thought I could not New York Times Kabila this other place that ripped it right New York Times epic story about that gave you credit for you know ripping and ice. If I show up landing spot for him I mean tomorrow I'll confirm doesn't like popcorn. Yeah I mean that's two different. And it's not the single message to clean freak and neat freak many of the way he looks like a real new treatment many of them like Chicago the Israelis are such. Somebody just tweeted how you were saying hosting these are real so. Honey reality shows involve people of what we've sort of like an house on an island you have Ryan locked the Lenny Dykstra of Mickey Rourke. New video coming out I'm Ozzy Osbourne to Canada thirty saying yeah popular reality show it's for us want ...
[0:05:56] ... The source and it's it's it is evident there it's cup a best seller to mean it's it worked he speed I've never seen anybody you know publicity to proceed if you just look at the books it's on and it's in the still best sellers new York times of sports books the other three books it's with our. We're still really Opel sports in the bowl which I cannot catch ...





Kirk & Callahan with Mut react to the latest Roger Goodell NFL wheel of justice ruling

[0:01:11] ... you know is Mike is here theater actually beyond bell and and Josh Brown got one team for all that stuff feature that's on its belly got its outward one for Buick. Friends with the mayor Peter King or 5000 word are you sure Monday morning court yes not a whole thing yes I didn't I just how does I got up the Twitter reaction and heated right about he's got a picture of Pat Tillman in Glendale Arizona. Josh Brown. One game for judgment is amazing to me mayors today thank you guys it's a credit to match went on post front ...
[0:03:42] ... he's been through he went to rice. As a Nazi that would Josh Brown. And I can just stunned stunned that he did a year at this point I was pregnant at the time all this ...
[0:04:40] ... abuse and throwing her down and he gets one game. One day Josh Brown a match and Tom Brady gets four and got delegates theory Tom Brady is back. According to Mike Kris showed up on ...
[0:09:27] ... met. Andelman somewhere and they talked footballer. The scene playing catch with Troy Brown somewhere that was a bogey at the music that elephants. That in Foxborough. Where the stadium in the parking lot police stupid does that. Well he's gonna he's a good idea what from a shelter when guilty as being cameras document what if what if Troy brown and silica. Kevin Costner and society. Account have on African I cherish that embrace that. Maybe twelve told tennis shoes sent her ...






Mike Mutnansky has the news headlines of Tuesday with Kirk & Gerry in tow.

[0:03:59] ... Black didn't step for late night the wanna Jerry's not so favorites Hillary Clinton always Jimmy Kimmel was yuk it up last how funny was Hillary last night. October the national requires that I would be ...
[0:07:38] ... in order to graduate next trees on five movies like that. What Harry Potter he's the double door Geithner is the biggest characters of these last and you have to make it just that they can't assume that it's changed them the franchise start. 55 million of them I thought there'd be more so more than 55. For those for X plus K Harry Potter X-Men and Lord of the Rings franchise are monster after monster branch. I oddly pop Ann Coulter new book he argues are pretty stir billionaire Sheldon Parker that's who wanted to all the guys from the guy from Napster. He's. Sean ...
[0:11:18] ... I don't we bowyer got hurt Bernhard yeah I Q how fast. Howard Stern how to Jimenez three games sock in his pose for the guys criminal you better I don't whip over but that's officially ...





Minihane and Callahan are at opposite ends of the grading scale for an Andrew Benintendi catch in Tampa on Monday night. The guys also welcome producer Chris Curtis back in the studio and a new NESN hire.

[0:10:20] ... do you have doctors QE. We achieved man can do we. Think Michael J. Fox in the U table yeah. At his dagger of loyalty you'll does. Do you think do you think it'd waited out the ...
[0:20:37] ... gobs of minutes. Two also the pre and post game host a Major League soccer broadcast on sporting Kansas City genes that she's I don't want to be able to achieve this tweet if he's currently dating ...




Kirk, Gerry and Mut start off the Tuesday show back in studio discussing the strange absences of Tom Brady throughout training camp, as well as all the sponsors that have bailed on swimmer Ryan Lochte.


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This is an abomination. Lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Theft is bad enough. Grand larceny like this is even worse. But to have someone in a Tom Brady jersey commit a heinous act like this is an affront to everything we stand for. It’s treason. And like treason, should be dealt with in the most severe way the law allows.

So it’s up to all of us to catch this guy. Right away. I’m so incensed, I don’t know which movie white guy/authority figure in a suit to quote:

  • “I want this little steal-happy bastard caught and hung up by his Buster Browns!” (Mayor Vaughn, “Jaws”)
  • “I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast — now.” (Warden Norton, “Shawshank Redemption”)
  • “All right, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for 12 days.  What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 15 miles. Your fugitive’s name is Thieving Weasel. Go get him.” (Lt. Gerard, “The Fugitive”)

But in the meantime, while the posse and I are out combing the area around Foxboro and Wilmington for any sign of this sticky-fingered scumbag, investigators will have to rely on the good citizens of New England to keep an eye out for him. That means pawn shops, collectibles stores, anywhere he might try to fence the helmet. Or maybe his friends and family. If they suddenly find an expensive looking Tom Brady autographed skull bucket appearing on a shelf in this jagoff’s house, let’s hope they care more about law and order than they do the Hamburglar here and alert the authorities.

Either way, this guy cannot escape justice for long. It’s only a matter of time before we nab him. And we better do it quick. Before Roger Goodell says the video implicates Brady and suspends him for another four games.

Blog Author: 
Jerry Thornton