This video of a ‘roided-out, tatted-up rage monkey screaming racist profanity at a group of people went viral earlier in the week. I didn’t post it because it’s more creepy and disturbing than entertaining.
But that was before this juiced-up ape spoke to British site The Tab to explain himself. His name is Zach Fisher, and he’d like you to know that while he might be an unstable, pig-ignorant moron, he’s no racist:
I just want people to know, dude, I love all colors. I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible. Whites, browns, blacks, yellows out there, it doesn’t matter. It’s the color of your heart. … I just wish people could get over what happened back in the day, to Mexico or Blacks. That was back in the past, people don’t get over it and it sucks. I forgive and forget. A lot of people don’t.
Well, there you have it. Fisher might have screamed “Go cook my burrito, bitch!” with spittle flying out of his mouth to a group of Latinos, but that doesn’t make him a hater. He loves all colors. He’s not the worst kind of person, he’s more like a living, breathing Care Bear who only sees the color of your heart and is all about forgiveness. I’m glad we cleared that up. So thanks for opening up to us, Zach. And for setting my country back about 200 years.
To nobody's surprise, Callahan awards Donald J. Trump the win for Wednesday's best speech as he goes after Hillary
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The guys discuss the third straight loss to the White Sox, and then Minihane lashes out at the NESN broadcast including Dave O'Brien not delving deeper into Dennis Eckersley's Albert Belle story
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Kirk can't stay awake as Callahan reads one NBA mock draft after another
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Minihane's fetish for masturbation stories continues on Thursday's Headlines
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Bill Simmons' new HBO show Any Given Wednesday debuts and the guys react to his guest Ben Affleck ranting with sometimes slurry speech on DeflateGate
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Hour one of Thursday's show features Callahan and Minihane being forced to lead the show without Dino (who called off on short notice). The guys talk Sox and with fill-in Marine corps vet-producer Matt Morel
All this time I’ve been touting Dragan Bender as my choice for the Celtics with the third overall pick, but for all the wrong reasons. I’ve wanted Bender because he learned to speak English from watching Chandler Bing and for dragon-themed blogs that will right themselves.
But that was before science got involved. Now, thanks to John Brinkus and his crack research staff, we know that Bender shoots like Steph Curry only 15 percent faster, can lower his center of gravity like Karl Anthony-Towns and defends like two-time Defensive Player of the Year Kawhi Leonard. Now, they didn’t specifically mention that he also can rebound like Bill Russell, jump like Dominique Wilkins, cook like Gordon Ramsey and play trumpet like Miles Davis, but that’s implied if not directly stated.
Bear in mind, this isn’t some video my man Dragan’s agent put out. This is cold, hard, analytical data mining. Bender might be a living stick figure who’s never played ball on North American soil and isn’t old enough to buy a beer. But he’s got my vote. It’s science.
Former Celtics General Manager Jan Volk joins Kirk Minihane for a discussion that any Celtics fan will love. Kirk and Jan talk about the legendary 85/86 Celtics and how the team was constructed and of course the decision to draft Len Bias and his tragic death.