Top 10 Appropriate Uses

History's 10 Most Appropriate Uses of The F-Word


10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC



9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC



8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566


7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
 


6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926



5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937



4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938



3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945



2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" -JFK, 1963



And The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...


"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

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