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Kerry J. Byrne created the revolutionary Cold, Hard Football Facts concept and is the nation's foremost authority on the "gridiron lifestyle" of beer, food and football. He also is a food and drinks writer for the Boston Herald and has spent much of his "career" traveling around the beer-making capitals of the United States and Europe while writing for Esquire, Yankee Magazine, Penthouse (yes, that Penthouse), Cargo, America Online, Epicurious.com, Boston magazine, All About Beer and many other newspapers and magazines, most of them highly disreputable.

 
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Kerry Byrne
01/29/2009 - 9:18am
Plop me in the middle of the wilderness, like the Fells or the Blue Hills, and I’d probably die lost and alone after eating poison berries, yet within walking distance of a supermarket or major interstate.
Kerry Byrne
01/23/2009 - 5:05pm
 People often wonder what the Cold, Hard Football Facts are thinking.   We know this because people write to us every day screaming, “What the hell are you thinking?!!”   That question is usually followed by language that’s not fit for a decent, upstanding website … or this one, for that matter.  
Kerry Byrne
01/14/2009 - 9:18am
The Defensive Hog Index we use over at Cold, Hard Football Facts.com is the steely-eyed sniper of postseason pigskin analysis, so accurate that we let it shoot beer cans off the heads of our children. In fact, it’s accurately identified 18 of 19 winners over the past two postseasons. So we felt compelled in the interest of pigskin-kind to share it with WEEI Nation.
Kerry Byrne
01/07/2009 - 12:18pm
January just doesn’t feel the same around these parts with the Patriots watching the games at home – just like you are – for the first time since Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan were in high school.
Kerry Byrne
12/31/2008 - 12:00pm
Even a physician of footballogy would find it hard to analyze the vital signs in New England in the wake of the 2008 season. 
Kerry Byrne
12/17/2008 - 6:10am
The Arizona offense is so unbalanced it could serve as governor of Illinois.  And this lack of balance is killing the Cardinals as they spit and sputter over the finish line. Football players, fans and coaches, and even the dreaded pigskin “pundits,” almost all agree that some semblance of offensive balance helps lead to success in the NFL.
Kerry Byrne
12/10/2008 - 10:18am
WEEI.com’s eminent Mike Felger, he of the carpet-bagging, cheese-eating, Wisconsin-bred Felgers, wrote of the Patriots the other day in his team report card: “Thank God they’re playing the Raiders this week.”
Kerry Byrne
12/03/2008 - 9:18am
Football always provides an emotional roller coaster. Win one week, and everything’s groovier than a Marcia Brady miniskirt. Lose the next, and the world’s as chaotic as a night on the town with Plaxico Burress.
Kerry Byrne
11/27/2008 - 11:18am
Matt Cassel has been the feel-good story of the 2008 season.
Kerry Byrne
11/19/2008 - 9:18am
If the Patriots pass defense was a steamship, it’d be the Titanic. If it was an airship, it’d be the Hindenburg. And if it was a starship, it’d be the Jefferson – just about the time Grace Slick and company recorded “We Built This City” and sent American pop culture spiraling down the toilet.
Kerry Byrne
11/12/2008 - 9:18am
New England coach Bill Belichick has redefined the term “plug and play” – applying the concept to flesh-and-blood players with the same detached irony that your office IT department treats its leased desktop computers.
Kerry Byrne
11/12/2008 - 9:18am
There are only a few sure bets in the NFL.
Kerry Byrne
11/05/2008 - 9:18am
Last year at this time the Patriots were 8-0 and in an obvious race against history, while Patriots fans were so juiced up with excitement they would have failed an NFL drug test.
Kerry Byrne
10/29/2008 - 1:11am
The 21st-century Patriots are the best big-game team in NFL history. In fact, nobody else is even close. But the best news for New England? The good times may not be over. Seemingly against all odds, the Tom Brady-less Patriots are on pace to prove the best big-game team of 2008, as well.
Kerry Byrne
10/22/2008 - 9:18am
This is how the other half lives – feasting on victory one week, starving for success the next. It’s actually kind of exciting, not to mention a long-lost feeling for New England football fans.
Kerry Byrne
10/15/2008 - 9:18am
The second quarter just got underway and the score is Brady 14, Belichick 0. When Tom Brady’s knee bent backward like an ostrich leg in Week 1, Patriots fans cringed at the image and knew the season just took a major turn for the worse.
Kerry Byrne
10/08/2008 - 9:18am
The post-Brady Patriots are 3-1 heading into their showdown with the San Diego not-so-super Chargers (2-3) Sunday night. Some New England fans might even feel pretty good about the team’s prospects this season in the aftermath of the Tom Brady injury.


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Hot Stove Show 12-18-14

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Pierre Mcguire: Chara's return will have huge impact for Bruins 12-11-14

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Moronic Jahar supporters 12-19-14

Curtis spoke with some nut jobs outside the courtroom.

Headlines, Headlines, Headlines: Whoopi vs. Rosie 12-19-14

The top stories of the day as recounted by Kirk Minihane.

Jeff Goodman on the Rondo trade 12-19-14

Jeff Goodman discussed the Rondo trade.

Three For All - Used for …

Three For All - Used for a torture song or not? 12-19-14

Christian quizzes Lou and Tim on which songs were used for torture by the CIA, and Tim is upset he couldn't remember Team America: World Police

Adam Schefter, ESPN: Three weeks of rest may not be great for the Patriots 12-19-14

Adam Schefter, ESPN, joins MFB to discuss Jim Harbaugh rumors, Rex Ryan's future, and why the Patriots may be better served by not wraping up the number one seed in the AFC this week

Christian's Three Keys, 12-19-14

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Done deal: Rondo to the Mavericks - Details and immediate reaction

Dale and Michael are live on the air as the Rondo deal goes down.

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Dale, Michael and Jerry Thornton talk Rex, the Jets, a tough divisional match-up, and what, if any scenario we could see the Patriots losing this one.

Dale and Holley's Four at Four - Better After Boston Edition - 12-18-14

We tackle four athletes who left Boston and went on to bigger and better things.

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Tom Brady vs. the FCC 12-17-14

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Dale, Michael and Jerry Thornton discuss Tom Brady's chances to earn MVP in 2014.

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