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About Kerry Byrne

Kerry J. Byrne created the revolutionary Cold, Hard Football Facts concept and is the nation's foremost authority on the "gridiron lifestyle" of beer, food and football. He also is a food and drinks writer for the Boston Herald and has spent much of his "career" traveling around the beer-making capitals of the United States and Europe while writing for Esquire, Yankee Magazine, Penthouse (yes, that Penthouse), Cargo, America Online,, Boston magazine, All About Beer and many other newspapers and magazines, most of them highly disreputable.

Kerry Byrne
01/29/2009 - 10:18am
Plop me in the middle of the wilderness, like the Fells or the Blue Hills, and I’d probably die lost and alone after eating poison berries, yet within walking distance of a supermarket or major interstate.
Kerry Byrne
01/23/2009 - 6:05pm
 People often wonder what the Cold, Hard Football Facts are thinking.   We know this because people write to us every day screaming, “What the hell are you thinking?!!”   That question is usually followed by language that’s not fit for a decent, upstanding website … or this one, for that matter.  
Kerry Byrne
01/14/2009 - 10:18am
The Defensive Hog Index we use over at Cold, Hard Football is the steely-eyed sniper of postseason pigskin analysis, so accurate that we let it shoot beer cans off the heads of our children. In fact, it’s accurately identified 18 of 19 winners over the past two postseasons. So we felt compelled in the interest of pigskin-kind to share it with WEEI Nation.
Kerry Byrne
01/07/2009 - 1:18pm
January just doesn’t feel the same around these parts with the Patriots watching the games at home – just like you are – for the first time since Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan were in high school.
Kerry Byrne
12/31/2008 - 1:00pm
Even a physician of footballogy would find it hard to analyze the vital signs in New England in the wake of the 2008 season. 
Kerry Byrne
12/17/2008 - 7:10am
The Arizona offense is so unbalanced it could serve as governor of Illinois.  And this lack of balance is killing the Cardinals as they spit and sputter over the finish line. Football players, fans and coaches, and even the dreaded pigskin “pundits,” almost all agree that some semblance of offensive balance helps lead to success in the NFL.
Kerry Byrne
12/10/2008 - 11:18am’s eminent Mike Felger, he of the carpet-bagging, cheese-eating, Wisconsin-bred Felgers, wrote of the Patriots the other day in his team report card: “Thank God they’re playing the Raiders this week.”
Kerry Byrne
12/03/2008 - 10:18am
Football always provides an emotional roller coaster. Win one week, and everything’s groovier than a Marcia Brady miniskirt. Lose the next, and the world’s as chaotic as a night on the town with Plaxico Burress.
Kerry Byrne
11/27/2008 - 12:18pm
Matt Cassel has been the feel-good story of the 2008 season.
Kerry Byrne
11/19/2008 - 10:18am
If the Patriots pass defense was a steamship, it’d be the Titanic. If it was an airship, it’d be the Hindenburg. And if it was a starship, it’d be the Jefferson – just about the time Grace Slick and company recorded “We Built This City” and sent American pop culture spiraling down the toilet.
Kerry Byrne
11/12/2008 - 10:18am
New England coach Bill Belichick has redefined the term “plug and play” – applying the concept to flesh-and-blood players with the same detached irony that your office IT department treats its leased desktop computers.
Kerry Byrne
11/12/2008 - 10:18am
There are only a few sure bets in the NFL.
Kerry Byrne
11/05/2008 - 10:18am
Last year at this time the Patriots were 8-0 and in an obvious race against history, while Patriots fans were so juiced up with excitement they would have failed an NFL drug test.
Kerry Byrne
10/29/2008 - 2:11am
The 21st-century Patriots are the best big-game team in NFL history. In fact, nobody else is even close. But the best news for New England? The good times may not be over. Seemingly against all odds, the Tom Brady-less Patriots are on pace to prove the best big-game team of 2008, as well.
Kerry Byrne
10/22/2008 - 10:18am
This is how the other half lives – feasting on victory one week, starving for success the next. It’s actually kind of exciting, not to mention a long-lost feeling for New England football fans.
Kerry Byrne
10/15/2008 - 10:18am
The second quarter just got underway and the score is Brady 14, Belichick 0. When Tom Brady’s knee bent backward like an ostrich leg in Week 1, Patriots fans cringed at the image and knew the season just took a major turn for the worse.
Kerry Byrne
10/08/2008 - 10:18am
The post-Brady Patriots are 3-1 heading into their showdown with the San Diego not-so-super Chargers (2-3) Sunday night. Some New England fans might even feel pretty good about the team’s prospects this season in the aftermath of the Tom Brady injury.

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K&C - Tom Brady on the wi…

K&C - Tom Brady on the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence issues 10-24-16

Tom Brady joined the show to discuss the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence cases.

The Real Post Game Show, Patriots vs. Steelers, Hour 3, 10-26-16

In the final hour of the show, Glenn and Fred recap some of the big stories in the NFL from this Sunday. They also react to post game comments from Coach Belichick and Rob Gronkowski

The Real Post Game Show, Patriots vs. Steelers, Hour 2, 10-26-16

Ordway and Smerlas break down the Patriots victory on the road in PIttsburgh. In this hour they talk about the Pats success running the ball, and try to figure out what exactly is going wrong with kicker Stephen Gostkowski

Abdel Nader - 7/17

Abdel Nader - 7/17

Sam Packard is joined by Celtics 2nd Round draft pick Abdel Nader to discuss his path to the the NBA and how he plans to improve his game. Sam then talks to Player Development Coach Nick Friedman from Elite Skills Training, the pre-Draft camp Nader attended. Friedman also gives his opinion on the Celtics performance at summer league and the development of Jaylen Brown.

Isaiah Thomas, Celtics PG joins OMF, 6-30-16

Isaiah Thomas talks to Glenn and Lou about why he loves Boston, the NBA Money Bump, oh, and some Durant guy

Danny Ainge, Celtics General Manager and President of Basketball joins OMF, 6-24-16

Danny Ainge joins Glenn and Christian to explain the Celtics draft process; and he also discusses the trade rumors that permeated the night.

Alex Cora on John Farrell…

Alex Cora on John Farrell's managerial decisions and the Red Sox roster

Chris and Rob talk with former MLB Infielder and current ESPN analyst Alex Cora. Alex talks about some of the moves he saw in the Red Sox-Indians ALDS, and talks about the core group of young players the Red Sox have

Manager John Farrell with Dale, Holley and Thornton

We wrap up the Sox season with our final weekly visit with Sox manager John Farrell, on the heels of the news that he will be back as Sox skipper for the 2017 season.

Joe Castiglione wraps up the 2016 Red Sox season

Red Sox Hall of Famer Joe Castiglione wraps up the 2016 Boston Red Sox season

Bruins Cast - State of th…

Bruins Cast - State of the B's after 3-3 start, welcoming Ty Anderson to 10-26-16

Ken Laird and new Bruins writer Ty Anderson discuss the state of the 2016 Bruins after a 3-3 start to the season.

ESPN hockey writer Joe McDonald joins Ken Laird to talk #Bruins free agency 7-2-16

Joey Mac joins Ken Laird on his Saturday show to discuss the David Backes addition and Loui Eriksson departure in NHL free agency

SUNDAY SKATE with DJ Bean and Pete Blackburn -- A look toward the future for the Bruins -- 4-17-16

DJ and Pete continue to assess the season that was for the Bruins and look toward the future for the franchise and how they can improve.

K&C - Callers debate drug…

K&C - Callers debate drug laws; Peter King compares John Mara to a priest 10-26-16

The ballot question talk continued with callers and Peter King continues to embarrass himself.

K&C - Amani Toomer tries to talk about Josh Brown; Gerry votes against the Globe 10-26-16

Amani Toomer tried his best to weigh in on the Josh Brown scandal.

K&C - Heath Evans defends his comments; Megyn Kelly vs. Newt Gingrich 10-26-16

Heath Evans called in to defend himself and Megyn Kelly fought with Newt Gingrich.

Tom E. Curran talks Pats/…

Tom E. Curran talks Pats/Bills and the NFL discipline process with OMF 10-26-16

Tom E. Curran joins Glenn, Lou and Christian to talk about the upcoming Patriots game against the Bills and to discuss yet another embarrassing handling of off field issues by the NFL.

The Undefeated asks, "where are all the white American NBA players?"

Glenn, Lou and Christian discuss an article written in The Undefeated that wonders where the white American NBA players are. They talk about the NBA and race relations in sports.

The Indians take a 1-0 lead of the Cubs, and Jon Lester still can't throw to first base 10-26-16

The guys open the show talking about the World Series, and old friend John Lester still has issues throwing over to first base. Glenn, Lou and Christian talk baseball, and Lou is thrilled that MLB ratings are up.

ESPN's Trent Dilfer - Bra…

ESPN's Trent Dilfer - Brady is a leading candidate for NFL MVP

We check in with super bowl champion and ESPN analyst Trent Dilfer for his take on Pats-Steelers, Pats-Bills, Tom Brady, and the rest of the NFL.

NY Giants finally do the right thing and cut kicker Josh Brown

Took them awhile to get there, but the G-Men did the right thing today and we discuss it.

World Series full of Red Sox ties begins tonight

We talk a bit about the World Series and Tito vs Theo.

Ep. 37: Charlie Engle Aut…

Ep. 37: Charlie Engle Author of "Running Man: A Memoir

Kirk Minihane, avid runner, talks to Charlie Engle about the passion of running, how running became an addiction that replaced drug related addictions, and Charlie's time in jail. Kirk and Charlie have had similar paths through life and they discuss how a passion for running changed their lives.

Ep. 36: Kirk Talks To The Producers

Kirk was scheduled to interview Jeff Pearlman but the connection sucked and we called a late audible and interrupted the K&C Post Show podcast. Kirk takes over the K&C podcast and turns into Enough About Me and an epic bitchfest ensues.

Ep. 35: Mo Vaughn

Kirk Minihane sits down with Red Sox legend Mo Vaughn to talk to Mo about his playing days here in Boston, why the Sox couldn't have won a World Series in the 90's, and what life has been like since his playing day's have ended.

Bruins Cast - State of th…

Bruins Cast - State of the B's after 3-3 start, welcoming Ty Anderson to 10-26-16

Ken Laird and new Bruins writer Ty Anderson discuss the state of the 2016 Bruins after a 3-3 start to the season.

K&C Recap Show - Consultants, Trenni & Tractor Pulls 10-26-16

K&C producers Ken and Curtis break down the Wednesday Trenni experience plus a post-show pow-wow with a radio consultant.

K&C Recap Show - Kirk mimics Tanguay, media ducks Josh Brown topic 10-25-16

Ken Laird and Chris Curtis rundown the highs and lows of Tuesday's K&C Show with Jon Meterparel on the Dino Casting Couch

K&C - Tom Brady on the wi…

K&C - Tom Brady on the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence issues 10-24-16

Tom Brady joined the show to discuss the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence cases.

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K&C - A rough afternoon f…

K&C - A rough afternoon for Phil Simms; 'Mad Dog' doubles down on Josh Brown 10-24-16

Gerry, Kirk and Mut talked about Phil Simms and the Pats win in Pittsburgh and heard from a crazed Mad Dog.

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K&C - More fallout from t…

K&C - More fallout from the NFL's handling of Josh Brown and Tom Brady on the win in Pittsburgh 10-24-16

The guys talked about the fallout from Roger Goodell's handling of Josh Brown's domestic violence problems.

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K&C - Chris 'Mad Dog' Rus…

K&C - Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo defends his comments on Josh Brown and John Mara 10-25-16

Chris Russo called in to defend himself on comments he made regarding John Mara's handling of the Josh Brown domestic violence case.

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K&C - Tom Brady gets heat…

K&C - Tom Brady gets heat for not speaking out against domestic violence; Rashad Jennings supports Josh Brown 10-25-16

Gerry, Kirk and Meter talked about Tom Brady's comments regarding domestic abuse and reacted to Rashad Jennings continued support of Josh Brown.

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