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Jerry Thornton appears daily as the third man in on The Dale & Holley Show and is the author of the Thornography blog on WEEI.com. In addition, Jerry is a standup comic who won the Boston Comedy Riot competition and has worked colleges and clubs all around New England. He has appeared on HBO's Emmy Award-winning "Curse of the Bambino" and Comcast Sports New England and has written for ColdHardFootballFacts.com. Prior to coming to WEEI full-time, Jerry was a writer for BarstoolSports.com.

 
COLUMNS
Jerry Thornton
04/28/2010 - 12:50am
As much as we here in Boston have a reputation for being a tough crowd to play for, I honestly think that if an athlete comes here, plays hard and delivers a championship, we’re pretty much never going to stop appreciating what he’s done.
Jerry Thornton
04/21/2010 - 12:56am
Dear Beli-Claus, How are you? I hope you are well. I know the big day is upon us and you and your helpers are working hard at your war room in Foxboro, busily getting everything ready for all of us. So I won’t keep you. I’m just writing to tell you what I’ve wished for this year.
Jerry Thornton
04/14/2010 - 6:51am
I’ve tried 25 different ways to start this column and none of them are working, so I’m just going to have to go with Plan Z, come right out and say it. To rip the Band-Aid off, bare my soul and let the chips fall where they may. So here goes: The Boston Marathon sucks.
Jerry Thornton
04/07/2010 - 12:06am
I waited my whole life for someone to come along, buy the Red Sox, and accomplish two things: 1) Win championships. And, 2) Clean up the decrepit, tenement slum that was Fenway Park.
Jerry Thornton
03/31/2010 - 6:52am
It’s often said that race is the third rail of politics. And since that’s the place where race actually was meant to be addressed, then dealing with the issue in a wise-assy, fan-oriented sports column is pretty much the equivalent of climbing into the bathtub, sitting down in the water and deciding it would be a good place to start heating up some Toaster Strudels.
Jerry Thornton
03/24/2010 - 7:21am
Last Thursday’s Bruins-Pittsburgh matchup was one of those rare moments in sports that comes along maybe once a year, if you’re lucky. And even then, only if your team is relevant.
Jerry Thornton
03/16/2010 - 7:47pm
Last week in this space, I wrote a column called “The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth.” The premise of the piece can be summed up in a few simple sentences.
Jerry Thornton
03/10/2010 - 1:27am
Anyone who knows me will tell you I’m wildly, consistently and preternaturally optimistic about the Red Sox, especially this time of year.
Jerry Thornton
03/03/2010 - 12:05am
What just took place between hockey and me has probably happened to every one of us at one time or another.
Jerry Thornton
02/24/2010 - 12:13am
I would like to apologize to everyone. That’s not to say I feel like I have anything to apologize for. Nor am I under the delusion anyone cares enough about what I do or say to expect an apology. I mean what I said quite literally. I would like to apologize. To everyone. Just because I think it would be fun.
Jerry Thornton
02/17/2010 - 12:30am
I might be the only guy in Boston who’s man enough to admit this publicly, but I’m watching the Winter Olympics. And I mean hours and hours of the Winter Olympics. You know how much time your lazy 14-year-old son squanders playing “Halo 3”? That’s how much time I’m spending in front of the Olympic coverage.
Jerry Thornton
02/10/2010 - 8:02am
“It is not enough that I should succeed.  Others must fail.” — Broadway producer David Merrick
Jerry Thornton
02/03/2010 - 2:09am
Generally speaking, I’m a pretty mainstream guy. I tend to like the things the general public likes. I eat at chain restaurants. Buy clothes at outlet stores. Drive a cheap, ordinary make and model of car. Watch the shows everyone is talking about.
Jerry Thornton
01/27/2010 - 2:16am
When you think about it, we didn’t have to become sports fans. Nobody put a gun to our head and forced us.
Jerry Thornton
01/21/2010 - 8:43am
When you’re a sports blogger and you’re aware of the fact that your target demographic is (slightly) younger than you, you think twice before you write anything that says things were better back in the day.
Jerry Thornton
01/14/2010 - 9:49am
I was at a party over the holidays where someone raised one of those deep, existential questions that only seem to come up late at night after polishing off a couple of plastic bottles of discount store-brand scotch and a cheese ball with the size (and destructive power) of the Death Star. And that question was:


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NFL Sunday with Butch Ste…

NFL Sunday with Butch Stearns and Tom E. Curran -- Tom's Top 50 Pats of the Belichick era and more on Deflategate 7-19-15

Butch and Tom discuss Tom's Top 50 Pats of the Bill Belichick era feature as he nears his top 10. They also get into more Deflategate talk on the heels of Mike Florio's report this morning that Goodell's decision will be announced this coming week.

NFL Sunday with Butch Stearns and Tom E. Curran -- Deflategate, Tom Brady's appeal, Goodell's decision...what is going to happen and WHEN?! 7-19-15

Butch and Curran get into the latest on Deflategate and when the decision may come down. Tom gives his take on what Goodell will do, how many games Tom may miss and how Brady will react to particular scenarios.

NFL Sunday with Butch Stearns and Tom E. Curran -- Some Patriots related news outside of Deflategate 7-19-15

Butchie and CSNNE's Tom E. Curran are filling in on NFL Sunday this week and kick things off discussing the contract extension of Stephen Gostkowski. The boys talk about Gostkowski's legacy in relation to Adam Vinatieri's. They also get into Dan Connolly retiring and what it means for the Patriots OL.

We Love Anthony Davis - S…

We Love Anthony Davis - Space Jam and Celtics Summer League with Jay King. 7-23-15

Jay King of Masslive.com joins the show to break down the performance of the Celtics during the NBA Summer League. Then Ben and Sam discuss the exciting possibility of a Space Jam sequel.

We Love Anthony Davis - Michael Holley Recaps NBA Free Agency 7-9-15

Michael joins Ben and Sam to discuss the wild NBA Free Agency period and the upcoming Celtics season.

We Love Anthony Davis - Are the Celtics doomed? 7-1-15

How long will this rebuild take? How much money will it take to keep Bae Crowder? Are Draft Picks even worth anything? With the Danny Ainge not landing any big names in the draft, and unable to lure any big names in free agency, Sam and Ben discussed if the Celtics are doomed moving forward.

David Ortiz Player of the…

David Ortiz Player of the Game Interview 7-26-15

Joe & Dave talked to the Sox designated hitter, who hit two home runs and drove in seven runs in the win over the Tigers.

Xander Bogaerts Player of the Game 07-24-15

Joe and Dave talk with Xander after he hits the walk-off single that snapped the Red Sox losing streak as they beat the Tigers in 11 innings.

Roger Clemens joins Joe and Dave for an inning

The Rocket joined the broadcast for an inning in Houston. He talked about Pedro going into the Hall of Fame and of course the Red Sox pitching

Bruins GM Don Sweeney wit…

Bruins GM Don Sweeney with Dale and Holley

Don Sweeney, who was hired as the Bruins general manager yesterday speaks with Dale and Holley about his new position and where the Bruins go from here.

Fluto Shinzawa, NHL reporter for the Boston Globe, joins the Sunday Skate crew to discuss the future of the Bruins franchise 4-19-15

The awesomely knowledgeable Fluto Shinzawa calls DJ, Naoko and Pete to talk about his thoughts on the future of the B's. He discusses his column from earlier this week on Cam Neely wanting to give Claude the ax earlier in the season but not getting the ok. Fluto shares his thoughts on Chiarelli's firing, the future for Claude and where the Bruins should go from here. He also gives his opinion on potential moves the team can make, who would fit in here, his thoughts on the NHL playoffs so far and more.

Sunday Skate with DJ Bean, Naoko Funayama and Pete Blackburn - HOUR #2 - 4-19-15

In the final hour of the "midseason finale" as DJ likes to call it, the crew discuss more about the future of the Bruins franchise, the possible power struggle in the front office and who should be the head coach going forward. They talk to intelligent and talented Fluto Shinzawa about all of these thing and more in an excellent interview, and finally, DJ says THANK YOU!

Headlines, Headlines, Hea…

Headlines, Headlines, Headlines - 7-27-15

Kirk Minihane discusses the premiere of Caitlyn Jenner's reality show.

Pedro Martinez inducted into MLB Hall of Fame, 7-27-15

Dino, Gerry and Kirk discuss the induction of Pedro Martinez into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Curt Schilling joins the show 7-24-15

Curt Schilling joins Dino, Kirk and Gary to talk about Ben Cherington and the terrible Red Sox season.

The Patriots are the smar…

The Patriots are the smartest team in the NFL, 7-27-15

According to ColdHardFootballFacts.com, the Patriots are the smartest team in the NFL in 2014, and the Rex Ryan-led Jets were the dumbest.

Three For All - Amazon sells sex toys apparently, 7-27-15

A cheating girlfriend is exposed at a baseball game. Christian struggles to host the show on Friday. A newscaster offers an interesting hypothesis as to why sales on Amazon are better than those at Target.

NFL lays out the ball handling and preparation procedures for 2015, 7-27-15

The NFL attempts to put the toothpaste back in the tube by laying out specific instructions for the handling and preparation of the game balls.

7-27 Dale and Holley Fina…

7-27 Dale and Holley Final Drive

Collin McGregor gets weird and wild with Tigers

7-27 Dale and Holley 4@4

Dale, Michael and Jerry discuss Boston sports icons that could someday be in the Hall of Fame

Freestyle Friday: Cowherd, the NFL, Patriots Camp & Red Sox down and out

Dale and Michael go all over the map on a Friday. Cowherd out at ESPN, Patriots Camp opening with the NFL still dragging its feet, Ortiz and Pedroia out of the line-up and more.

Planet Mikey Podcast - #R…

Planet Mikey Podcast - #RedSox giant vat of (stink)

Mikey Adams lets the Red Sox have it and welcomes callers who do the same. The Red Sox (stink)!

Angry at the #RedSox ? Mikey Adams is (bleeping) ticked

Mikey Adams and Lenny Megliola get 36 glorious minutes between games of a Monday doubleheader, and after an 11-1 Red Sox loss, to vent about the declining state of the team.

Planet Mikey with The Spaceman Bill Lee #RedSox

Mikey Adams and Lenny Megliola talk to #RedSox great Bill Lee, The Spaceman, about the current version of the Sox as only The Spaceman can describe things.

We Love Anthony Davis - S…

We Love Anthony Davis - Space Jam and Celtics Summer League with Jay King. 7-23-15

Jay King of Masslive.com joins the show to break down the performance of the Celtics during the NBA Summer League. Then Ben and Sam discuss the exciting possibility of a Space Jam sequel.

SoccerCast - David Amoyal of ESPNFC joins the show to talk transfers.

With the transfer window open and active in the world of soccer, David Amoyal joins Ben & Alex to talk transfers, transfers and more transfers

#RedSox Farm Report Podcast - Upcoming Trade Deadline Edition

Ken Laird and Ryan Hannable talk all things Red Sox prospects, joined this week by WEEI.com's Rob Bradford as well as affiliate eyes Mike Antonellis (Pawtucket), Mark Perlman-Price (Portland), Kevin Burke (Salem), Cameron White (Greenville), and Jon Boswell (Lowell)

Freestyle Friday: Cowherd…

Freestyle Friday: Cowherd, the NFL, Patriots Camp & Red Sox down and out

Dale and Michael go all over the map on a Friday. Cowherd out at ESPN, Patriots Camp opening with the NFL still dragging its feet, Ortiz and Pedroia out of the line-up and more.

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Pedro Martinez inducted into MLB Hall of Fame, 7-27-15

Dino, Gerry and Kirk discuss the induction of Pedro Martinez into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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Headlines, Headlines, Hea…

Headlines, Headlines, Headlines - 7-27-15

Kirk Minihane discusses the premiere of Caitlyn Jenner's reality show.

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Curt Schilling joins the …

Curt Schilling joins the show 7-24-15

Curt Schilling joins Dino, Kirk and Gary to talk about Ben Cherington and the terrible Red Sox season.

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Sal Paolantonio, ESPN, ta…

Sal Paolantonio, ESPN, talks with Butch and Rob, 7-25-15

Sal Paolantonio expounded on his report that Jim Irsay and Steve Bisciotti have been leading the charge against Tom Brady and the Patriots.

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