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Jerry Thornton appears daily as the third man in on The Dale & Holley Show and is the author of the Thornography blog on In addition, Jerry is a standup comic who won the Boston Comedy Riot competition and has worked colleges and clubs all around New England. He has appeared on HBO's Emmy Award-winning "Curse of the Bambino" and Comcast Sports New England and has written for Prior to coming to WEEI full-time, Jerry was a writer for

Jerry Thornton
04/28/2010 - 12:50am
As much as we here in Boston have a reputation for being a tough crowd to play for, I honestly think that if an athlete comes here, plays hard and delivers a championship, we’re pretty much never going to stop appreciating what he’s done.
Jerry Thornton
04/21/2010 - 12:56am
Dear Beli-Claus, How are you? I hope you are well. I know the big day is upon us and you and your helpers are working hard at your war room in Foxboro, busily getting everything ready for all of us. So I won’t keep you. I’m just writing to tell you what I’ve wished for this year.
Jerry Thornton
04/14/2010 - 6:51am
I’ve tried 25 different ways to start this column and none of them are working, so I’m just going to have to go with Plan Z, come right out and say it. To rip the Band-Aid off, bare my soul and let the chips fall where they may. So here goes: The Boston Marathon sucks.
Jerry Thornton
04/07/2010 - 12:06am
I waited my whole life for someone to come along, buy the Red Sox, and accomplish two things: 1) Win championships. And, 2) Clean up the decrepit, tenement slum that was Fenway Park.
Jerry Thornton
03/31/2010 - 6:52am
It’s often said that race is the third rail of politics. And since that’s the place where race actually was meant to be addressed, then dealing with the issue in a wise-assy, fan-oriented sports column is pretty much the equivalent of climbing into the bathtub, sitting down in the water and deciding it would be a good place to start heating up some Toaster Strudels.
Jerry Thornton
03/24/2010 - 7:21am
Last Thursday’s Bruins-Pittsburgh matchup was one of those rare moments in sports that comes along maybe once a year, if you’re lucky. And even then, only if your team is relevant.
Jerry Thornton
03/16/2010 - 7:47pm
Last week in this space, I wrote a column called “The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth.” The premise of the piece can be summed up in a few simple sentences.
Jerry Thornton
03/10/2010 - 1:27am
Anyone who knows me will tell you I’m wildly, consistently and preternaturally optimistic about the Red Sox, especially this time of year.
Jerry Thornton
03/03/2010 - 12:05am
What just took place between hockey and me has probably happened to every one of us at one time or another.
Jerry Thornton
02/24/2010 - 12:13am
I would like to apologize to everyone. That’s not to say I feel like I have anything to apologize for. Nor am I under the delusion anyone cares enough about what I do or say to expect an apology. I mean what I said quite literally. I would like to apologize. To everyone. Just because I think it would be fun.
Jerry Thornton
02/17/2010 - 12:30am
I might be the only guy in Boston who’s man enough to admit this publicly, but I’m watching the Winter Olympics. And I mean hours and hours of the Winter Olympics. You know how much time your lazy 14-year-old son squanders playing “Halo 3”? That’s how much time I’m spending in front of the Olympic coverage.
Jerry Thornton
02/10/2010 - 8:02am
“It is not enough that I should succeed.  Others must fail.” — Broadway producer David Merrick
Jerry Thornton
02/03/2010 - 2:09am
Generally speaking, I’m a pretty mainstream guy. I tend to like the things the general public likes. I eat at chain restaurants. Buy clothes at outlet stores. Drive a cheap, ordinary make and model of car. Watch the shows everyone is talking about.
Jerry Thornton
01/27/2010 - 2:16am
When you think about it, we didn’t have to become sports fans. Nobody put a gun to our head and forced us.
Jerry Thornton
01/21/2010 - 8:43am
When you’re a sports blogger and you’re aware of the fact that your target demographic is (slightly) younger than you, you think twice before you write anything that says things were better back in the day.
Jerry Thornton
01/14/2010 - 9:49am
I was at a party over the holidays where someone raised one of those deep, existential questions that only seem to come up late at night after polishing off a couple of plastic bottles of discount store-brand scotch and a cheese ball with the size (and destructive power) of the Death Star. And that question was:

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K&C - Tom Brady on the wi…

K&C - Tom Brady on the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence issues 10-24-16

Tom Brady joined the show to discuss the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence cases.

The Real Post Game Show, Patriots vs. Steelers, Hour 3, 10-26-16

In the final hour of the show, Glenn and Fred recap some of the big stories in the NFL from this Sunday. They also react to post game comments from Coach Belichick and Rob Gronkowski

The Real Post Game Show, Patriots vs. Steelers, Hour 2, 10-26-16

Ordway and Smerlas break down the Patriots victory on the road in PIttsburgh. In this hour they talk about the Pats success running the ball, and try to figure out what exactly is going wrong with kicker Stephen Gostkowski

Abdel Nader - 7/17

Abdel Nader - 7/17

Sam Packard is joined by Celtics 2nd Round draft pick Abdel Nader to discuss his path to the the NBA and how he plans to improve his game. Sam then talks to Player Development Coach Nick Friedman from Elite Skills Training, the pre-Draft camp Nader attended. Friedman also gives his opinion on the Celtics performance at summer league and the development of Jaylen Brown.

Isaiah Thomas, Celtics PG joins OMF, 6-30-16

Isaiah Thomas talks to Glenn and Lou about why he loves Boston, the NBA Money Bump, oh, and some Durant guy

Danny Ainge, Celtics General Manager and President of Basketball joins OMF, 6-24-16

Danny Ainge joins Glenn and Christian to explain the Celtics draft process; and he also discusses the trade rumors that permeated the night.

Alex Cora on John Farrell…

Alex Cora on John Farrell's managerial decisions and the Red Sox roster

Chris and Rob talk with former MLB Infielder and current ESPN analyst Alex Cora. Alex talks about some of the moves he saw in the Red Sox-Indians ALDS, and talks about the core group of young players the Red Sox have

Manager John Farrell with Dale, Holley and Thornton

We wrap up the Sox season with our final weekly visit with Sox manager John Farrell, on the heels of the news that he will be back as Sox skipper for the 2017 season.

Joe Castiglione wraps up the 2016 Red Sox season

Red Sox Hall of Famer Joe Castiglione wraps up the 2016 Boston Red Sox season

Bruins Cast - State of th…

Bruins Cast - State of the B's after 3-3 start, welcoming Ty Anderson to 10-26-16

Ken Laird and new Bruins writer Ty Anderson discuss the state of the 2016 Bruins after a 3-3 start to the season.

ESPN hockey writer Joe McDonald joins Ken Laird to talk #Bruins free agency 7-2-16

Joey Mac joins Ken Laird on his Saturday show to discuss the David Backes addition and Loui Eriksson departure in NHL free agency

SUNDAY SKATE with DJ Bean and Pete Blackburn -- A look toward the future for the Bruins -- 4-17-16

DJ and Pete continue to assess the season that was for the Bruins and look toward the future for the franchise and how they can improve.

K&C - Callers debate drug…

K&C - Callers debate drug laws; Peter King compares John Mara to a priest 10-26-16

The ballot question talk continued with callers and Peter King continues to embarrass himself.

K&C - Amani Toomer tries to talk about Josh Brown; Gerry votes against the Globe 10-26-16

Amani Toomer tried his best to weigh in on the Josh Brown scandal.

K&C - Heath Evans defends his comments; Megyn Kelly vs. Newt Gingrich 10-26-16

Heath Evans called in to defend himself and Megyn Kelly fought with Newt Gingrich.

Tom E. Curran talks Pats/…

Tom E. Curran talks Pats/Bills and the NFL discipline process with OMF 10-26-16

Tom E. Curran joins Glenn, Lou and Christian to talk about the upcoming Patriots game against the Bills and to discuss yet another embarrassing handling of off field issues by the NFL.

The Undefeated asks, "where are all the white American NBA players?"

Glenn, Lou and Christian discuss an article written in The Undefeated that wonders where the white American NBA players are. They talk about the NBA and race relations in sports.

The Indians take a 1-0 lead of the Cubs, and Jon Lester still can't throw to first base 10-26-16

The guys open the show talking about the World Series, and old friend John Lester still has issues throwing over to first base. Glenn, Lou and Christian talk baseball, and Lou is thrilled that MLB ratings are up.

ESPN's Trent Dilfer - Bra…

ESPN's Trent Dilfer - Brady is a leading candidate for NFL MVP

We check in with super bowl champion and ESPN analyst Trent Dilfer for his take on Pats-Steelers, Pats-Bills, Tom Brady, and the rest of the NFL.

NY Giants finally do the right thing and cut kicker Josh Brown

Took them awhile to get there, but the G-Men did the right thing today and we discuss it.

World Series full of Red Sox ties begins tonight

We talk a bit about the World Series and Tito vs Theo.

Ep. 37: Charlie Engle Aut…

Ep. 37: Charlie Engle Author of "Running Man: A Memoir

Kirk Minihane, avid runner, talks to Charlie Engle about the passion of running, how running became an addiction that replaced drug related addictions, and Charlie's time in jail. Kirk and Charlie have had similar paths through life and they discuss how a passion for running changed their lives.

Ep. 36: Kirk Talks To The Producers

Kirk was scheduled to interview Jeff Pearlman but the connection sucked and we called a late audible and interrupted the K&C Post Show podcast. Kirk takes over the K&C podcast and turns into Enough About Me and an epic bitchfest ensues.

Ep. 35: Mo Vaughn

Kirk Minihane sits down with Red Sox legend Mo Vaughn to talk to Mo about his playing days here in Boston, why the Sox couldn't have won a World Series in the 90's, and what life has been like since his playing day's have ended.

Bruins Cast - State of th…

Bruins Cast - State of the B's after 3-3 start, welcoming Ty Anderson to 10-26-16

Ken Laird and new Bruins writer Ty Anderson discuss the state of the 2016 Bruins after a 3-3 start to the season.

K&C Recap Show - Consultants, Trenni & Tractor Pulls 10-26-16

K&C producers Ken and Curtis break down the Wednesday Trenni experience plus a post-show pow-wow with a radio consultant.

K&C Recap Show - Kirk mimics Tanguay, media ducks Josh Brown topic 10-25-16

Ken Laird and Chris Curtis rundown the highs and lows of Tuesday's K&C Show with Jon Meterparel on the Dino Casting Couch

K&C - Tom Brady on the wi…

K&C - Tom Brady on the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence issues 10-24-16

Tom Brady joined the show to discuss the win over the Steelers and Roger Goodell's handling of domestic violence cases.

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K&C - A rough afternoon for Phil Simms; 'Mad Dog' doubles down on Josh Brown 10-24-16

Gerry, Kirk and Mut talked about Phil Simms and the Pats win in Pittsburgh and heard from a crazed Mad Dog.

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K&C - More fallout from t…

K&C - More fallout from the NFL's handling of Josh Brown and Tom Brady on the win in Pittsburgh 10-24-16

The guys talked about the fallout from Roger Goodell's handling of Josh Brown's domestic violence problems.

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K&C - Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo defends his comments on Josh Brown and John Mara 10-25-16

Chris Russo called in to defend himself on comments he made regarding John Mara's handling of the Josh Brown domestic violence case.

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K&C - Tom Brady gets heat for not speaking out against domestic violence; Rashad Jennings supports Josh Brown 10-25-16

Gerry, Kirk and Meter talked about Tom Brady's comments regarding domestic abuse and reacted to Rashad Jennings continued support of Josh Brown.

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