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History's 10 Most Appropriate Uses of The F-Word


10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC



9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC



8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566


7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
 


6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926



5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937



D&C's laugh out loud guarantee applies to these People of Walmart:


Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves “America’s Team”, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her.







 

1.  Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 



2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!