Larry Lucchino on the upcoming weekend of Jeter.

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[0:07:42] ... on last week we asked him about the -- stuff in the domestic violence and Ray Rice that is one organizationally. We see stuff like this happen even other sports you take some inventory and look at how you guys handle things you know I think for example you were doing something tonight we -- have Manny. Front -- like he was earlier this year before the re arrest that -- -- stuff he'd been arrested obviously. For domestic violence a couple years ago -- you look at things like that when these things happen. Yes we we we we certainly do ...
[0:09:37] ... as a ballplayer I -- I don't think you'll see too many Talking Heads. But there will be plenty of gesture of respect for. Terms of tangible gifts which I'm not figuring it may red convertible ...

Chris Mad Dog Russo on Derek jeter.
The top stories of the day as recounted by Kirk Minihane.
The guys opened the show by discussing Derek Jeter's final week and whether or not he'll play at Fenway this weekend.

[0:00:07] ... place -- yeah. One thing that we've learned over twenty years watching Derek Jeter and he has an uncanny ability. Just hope it. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Overwhelming emotion. Players that ...
[0:01:42] ... endorsed by MLB. Are worried about losing their idiotic money to see Derek Jeter the Yankee fans -- overpaid at Fenway. Are worried that Derek Jeter Joseph Girardi will somehow come to a decision on its art. Derek Jeter will come to the right. But he's not playing here at Fenway Park and oh by the way Obama has created gridlock ...
[0:04:45] ... be at DH -- play his last game. Yes hopefully at shortstop Yankee Stadium he'll be eight source said that. Problems that where every. Can brought a whole lot of kids -- -- -- -- shortstop. ...
[0:06:05] ... a it was a chance. That's true. I've I've -- -- and Stephen Drew but. A given up close this year in Franklin's third suspect assignment for next you know when -- Jackie Bradley and backed ...

The guys opened the show by discussing the Bill Simmons podcast.

Here are the highlights from Thursday’s Headlines on Dennis & Callahan with Kirk Minihane, John Dennis and Gerry Callahan. To hear the segment, go to the Dennis & Callahan audio on demand page.

– A flight from Boston to Los Angeles had to be diverted to Nebraska because of a disturbance one California man caused. Doug Adams, 26, masturbated during the flight and then attempted to exit the plane while it was mid-air. When the plane landed in Omaha, police detained him and admitted him into a local hospital.

“So the guy was sparring with the champ, they tell him to stop, he puts it back in his pants and tries to open the door,” Callahan said. “I guess that pretty well establishes his mental state. He wasn’t just giving it a grab.”

Said Dennis: “What they should do is let the passengers have at him before they take him off the plane.”

– A 37-year-old man in Wisconsin suffers from the rare persistent genital arousal syndrome. This means that husband and father of two Dale Decker can have up to 100 orgasms in a single day.

The hosts said they believe the man is a complete phony.

“But how do you prove this is a hoax?” asked Minihane. “You can prove a woman has three boobs.”

Replied Dennis: “You can take him into a room, put a doctor there, videotape him, strip him naked and watch it happen.”

Asked Callahan: “Can’t they fix the poor guy? Can’t they do a little procedure?”

– Judge George O’Toole allowed a two-month delay in the trial for suspected Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. However, O’Toole will not allow the trial to move from Boston.

O’Toole said it would be difficult to find people anywhere in the country who did not know about the case, and a fair trial can happen in Massachusetts.

“You’d be in search of the biggest dopes, the biggest dummies, in the world,” Callahan said.

Said Dennis: “This is going to be compelling. This is going to be probably more interesting and just as well covered as the Whitey Bulger thing.”

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Andrew Battifarano
The top stories of the day as recounted by Kirk Minihane.
Mike Lupica came in studio to discuss the final week of Derek Jeter.
The guys opened the show by discussing Derek Jeter's final week.

Here are the highlights from Wednesday’€™s Headlines on Dennis & Callahan with Kirk Minihane, John Dennis and Gerry Callahan. To hear the segment, go to the Dennis & Callahan audio on demand page.

– A Florida woman who said she had three breasts has been untruthful, according to a TMZ report. Jasmine Tridevil, who claimed she had surgery to have a third breast added to her body, lied about it.

One of the Tridevil’€™s bags was stolen off a conveyor belt at Tampa International Airport. Police caught the thieves and retrieved the bag. Inside the black nylon bag was a three-breast prosthesis.

Asked Callahan: “So you can buy a three-breast prosthesis?”

Replied Dennis: “You can buy anything.”

“Sure, I imagine there’€™s probably a small market for it, but a loyal market,” Minihane said. “There’€™s a fetish for everything. Three boobs is a weird fetish, but some guys liked to get urinated on.”

– HBO confirmed actors Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn will star in the second season of “True Detective.” Vaughn and Farrell will replace Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, who stared in the show’€™s first season.

Said Minihane: “Colin Farrell I think is going to be good. I’€™m worried about Vince Vaughn.”

Replied Callahan: “I think [Vaughn] will kind of have a dry sense of humor and be that same witty guy that he is in ‘Wedding Crashers.’ ”

“I don’€™t want a witty guy,” said Dennis. “[Vaughn] seems like a lightweight by comparison to these three guys.”

– President Barack Obama has come under criticism for saluting Marines with a coffee cup in his hand. After he exited the presidential helicopter, Obama carried a cup of coffee with him and made a casual salute.

“How about this, put the coffee cup down, go in the White House and get another cup of coffee,” Dennis said.

This comes after President George W. Bush once saluted military members with a dog in his hand.

Said Minihane: “The Bush stuff doesn’t work for me anymore. Bush was a fool, so is Obama.”€

– A man in New Delhi fell into a tiger cage at a zoo and was eaten by one of the tigers in the enclosure. The 22-year-old man, only known as Masqood, pleaded in front of the white tiger, but was killed after 10 minutes.

“Do you think he ate him legs and arms first, so the guy could watch?” asked a sarcastic Callahan.

Blog Author: 
Andrew Battifarano