Here are the highlights from Tuesday’s Headlines with John Dennis, Gerry Callahan and guest host Greg Dickerson. To hear the segment, go to the Dennis & Callahan audio on demand page.
Bill Clinton reportedly has blonde mistress nicknamed ‘Energizer’
A new book by Ronald Kessler claims former President Bill Clinton has a blond mistress nicknamed “Energizer” by his security staff.
Excerpts obtained from Kessler’s upcoming book “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents” revealed that the mistress would arrive at the Clinton home sometimes just minutes after Hillary Clinton has left.
“You’ve got a picture there?” Callahan asked.
Dennis said: “That’s what it’s missing.”
“My imagination is running wild,” Callahan said. “I picture like a young Lonnie Anderson.”
Dickerson added: “I thinking of an old Lonnie Anderson. Not young.”
According to the excerpts, Hillary’s secret service agents inform Bill’s detail when she is heading home so Bill has time to get the mistress off the property.
“Do you call B.S. on this, Gerry?” Dennis asked.
“No. I believe it 100 percent,” Callahan said.
Said Dickerson: “I call B.S. I think there’s more than one [mistress]. There’s like four of them.”
Gisele Bundchen reportedly controlling of Tom Brady
According to a report by Star Magazine, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady‘s marriage is at a low point because Bundchen is controlling and has final say when it comes to decisions such as how the home is decorated and where their children will be raised.
“I’m going to stop you when you get to the part that differentiates him from every other guy I know, including me,” Callahan told Dennis as he was reading the details. “So far we’re on the same page.”
Said Dickerson: “It’s all the things I don’t want to do.”
Bundchen reportedly has a strict chore schedule and forces Brady to get up early with the kids to scrub the toilets and clean the floors while she sleeps in.
“I’m calling B.S. on that,” Callahan said. “Get out of bed and clean the toilet? Cinderella didn’t have to do that. That’s stupid.”
Husband documents wife’s excuses to not have sex with him
A sexually frustrated husband documented every time his wife refused to have sex with him for a month and sent the spreadsheet to her before she left on a 10-day business trip. In response, the wife posted the sheet on Reddit and it went viral.
The list includes excuses such as, “I’m too drunk and ate too much,” and, ” ‘I just came back from the gym, I feel gross’ (didn’t shower until next morning).”
“She also cited a recent weight gain has not made her feel good about herself,” Dennis said. “I feel like an hour’s worth of sweaty sex would work some of that off. Would it not?”
The list revealed the couple had sex three times in seven weeks despite 27 attempts by the husband.
“Is this story related to the Hillary-Bill story at all?” Dickerson asked jokingly.
Callahan said: “I’m guessing Bill gave up on that 30 years ago.”
JetBlue pilot among six arrested in Boston drug bust
A JetBlue pilot from Florida was among six people arrested by Boston police over the weekend in an investigation of drug dealing.
According to police, John Manwaring of Maitland, Florida, and a woman with him were charged with possession of heroin, while the others were arrested for other drug charges.
“Now he was scheduled to fly out 14 hours after the bust,” Callahan said. “So if you buy the heroin and then you go with her, wherever, some flop house, shoot up, are you going to be OK to fly in 14 hours?”
Said Dennis: “I think JetBlue frowns on that.”