Here are the highlights from Monday’s Headlines on Dennis & Callahan with Kirk Minihane, John Dennis and Gerry Callahan. To hear the segment, go to the Dennis & Callahan audio on demand page.
— A 16-year-old girl without a license was caught driving southbound in a northbound lane on two highways in New Hampshire on Sunday morning. This girl reached a speed of 118 mph as she drove her family’s Toyota RAV4 on interstates 93 and 293. State troopers chased her down until she ran over spike strips that stopped her.
“A Toyota SUV can do 118 [mph]?” asked a shocked Dennis.
“And the story says through the tolls,” said Callahan.
Said Minihane: “Yes, she went right through the tolls.”
“You better have good aim,” replied Dennis.
Replied Callahan: “This is the craziest teenager, and I feel bad for her parents, must be tough. But have you ever heard of anyone this nuts? … A RAV4, at 118, with cops chasing in the wrong lane down 93, it’s a miracle she’s alive. And you know the next shoe to drop? We’re going to find out she was texting. Probably texting her boyfriend.”
“She’s a pretty good driver, could be a stunt driver,” replied a sarcastic Minihane.
The hosts played a news clip in which the girl’s mother spoke about the incident. The mother had no idea what her daughter was doing and said the 16-year-old told her that she left something in the car in order to get the car keys in the first place.
“She left something in the car?” asked Dennis
Replied Callahan: “Yeah, her brains.”
— A couple refused to leave Ten’s Show Club in Salisbury after security guards said the two engaged in inappropriate behavior and touching. After the couple did not leave when asked by the club’s staff, responding police officers arrested the two for disorderly conduct.
Said Minihane: “I feel like everything should be in play here. So what, you’re at a strip club, it’s a sexual place. Why not?”
“It’d be messier than this studio if they allowed them to do anything,” Callahan said.
“Get a room,” said Dennis.
Asked Callahan: “Isn’t that part of the fun, you go there, you get aroused and go home or you go to your hotel room?”
Minihane said he isn’t the biggest fan of going to strip clubs.
“Why would you walk into a strip club, now?” asked Minihane. “Doesn’t it feel antiquated, strip clubs, almost?”
“They were inspired, they were inspired,” replied Dennis.
— Bill Cosby faced questions this weekend after more allegations emerged about his possible sexual assaults. His appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” was canceled and the comedian was asked if there were any truth to the accusations during an NPR interview. Cosby only shook his head and did not provide a verbal response to the questions.
The hosts were not pleased with the way host Scott Simon apologized to Cosby for asking the questions.
“What’s the name of this stooge again? Did he apologize enough?” asked Callahan.
The hosts mocked Simon’s voice and how he said, “This question gives me no pleasure.”
Said Callahan: “That’s how you should start Tom Brady off, ‘This gives me no pleasure.’ “