Dan Shaughnessy — There you go. This is what you get for playing half-buttocks football in Miami against the ready-to-go-home Dolphins in the final game of the regular season.
The genius of Bill Belichick did not extend to Sunday of the divisional-round weekend. …
The Patriots will never admit this, but New England’s “smarter-than-you” blueprint called for the Steelers to beat the Broncos in Denver and advance to Foxborough for next weekend’s AFC Championship game.
It did not happen. …
It did not have to go down like this. All the Patriots had to do was beat Dan Campbell and Ryan Tannehill in the finale.
But they made a choice. And now they will be on the road, playing the AFC Championship game in their own personal house of horror.
I’ve got to hand it to Shank. It can’t be easy these days to find ways to rip the Patriots for their — all together now — arrogance, or Bill Belichick for not having the football smarts of a newspaper columnist. But he managed to. Granted, he said it one day after calling them the gold standard of excellence in sports. But when you’re still pumping that well of negativity that went dry in 2001 because you’ve got no other hot sports take, you really have no other choice.
So that we have it straight: The Patriots didn’t lose in Miami because they were so banged up. The lack of Julian Edelman and a limited Danny Amendola was not a factor. It wasn’t a system-wide failure along a depleted offensive line that made it impossible for Tom Brady to stand in the pocket. It had nothing to do with the Pats‘ ineffectiveness running the ball against a Dolphins defense that was loaded up against the pass and daring them to run.
They lost on purpose because it was all part of Belichick’s “smarter-than-you” master plan to have the Steelers beat the Bengals on two galactically stupid penalties, then watch Pittsburgh roll into Denver and knock off the Broncos, thus doing his dirty work for him. By Dan’s logic, Amendola, Rob Ninkovich, Devin McCourty and Pat Chung dragged themselves off the injury list and into that game even though the plan all along was to lose in order to set the playoff dominoes to fall according to his grand design. Except Denver won, proving what a dumb-buttocks he really is. Makes perfect sense to me.
Like I said, it can’t be easy to be the Curly-Haired Boyfriend in an age like this. He owes his career to the miserable, downtrodden teams and nut-crushing losses he grew up covering. And now, faced with unprecedented levels of success in a league designed to prevent long-term, sustained excellence, he’s never figured out how to adapt. He’s a communist party apparatchik after the fall of the Soviet Union struggling to embrace the freedom and democracy of the decadent West he always hated.
If the Pats should win another Super Bowl and Shaughnessy is further exposed as the trolling fraud he is, at least he’ll have a paper route to fall back on.
According to The Associated Press, Upton inked a deal on Monday with the Tigers that will earn him $132.75 million over six years and reportedly will include a player option that can be used after two seasons. He rounds out a trio of significant offseason acquisitions for the Tigers, as they also signed right-handed pitcher Jordan Zimmerman and bolstered their bullpen by trading for closer Francisco Rodriguez.
Upton will add more power to an already dangerous Detroit lineup that includes Miguel Cabrera, Victor Martinez, Ian Kinsler and 2015 breakout J.D. Martinez. He also will fill a void in the outfield that was created when the Tigers dealt slugger Yoenis Cespedes at the trade deadline last year.
Upton smacked 26 home runs to go with 81 RBIs last season, but he batted just .251, his lowest batting average since 2008. This raises the important question for Detroit: Is he worth the money? Local writers seem to think so.
Anthony Fenech of the Detroit Free Press wrote, “Upton, 28, is a three-time All-Star still in the prime of his career. He is a powerful forces at the plate and offers protection to the team’s biggest potential pitfall entering 2016: The health of 37-year-old designated hitter Victor Martinez.”
Lynn Henning of The Detroit News wrote, “Upton brings defense, speed, extra-base power, and a quiver full of game-changing skills the Tigers almost had to brandish if they were going to match up with other division lineups.”
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The top stories of the day as recounted by Kirk Minihane.
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TUESDAY’S BROADCAST HIGHLIGHTS: NHL: Bruins at Canadiens, 7:30 p.m. (NESN) NHL: Blackhawks at Predators, 8 p.m. (NBCSN)
NBA: Timberwolves at Pelicans, 8 p.m. (NBATV) College basketball: Butler at Providence, 6:30 p.m. (FS1) College basketball: Tulane at UConn, 7 p.m. (CBSSN)
College basketball: Illinois at Indiana, 7 p.m. (ESPN)
College basketball: Kansas at Oklahoma State, 7 p.m. (ESPN2)
College basketball: Mississippi State at Florida, 7 p.m. (ESPNU)
College basketball: Tulsa at East Carolina, 7 p.m. (ESPNews)
College basketball: Northwestern at Maryland, 8 p.m. (Big Ten Network)
College basketball: Georgetown at Xavier, 8:30 p.m. (FS1)
College basketball: LSU at Texas A&M, 9 p.m. (ESPN)
College basketball: Houston at SMU, 9 p.m. (ESPNU)
College basketball: Loyola (Ill.) at Evansville, 9 p.m. (CBSSN)
College basketball: Fresno State at San Diego State, 11 p.m. (ESPNU)
After Roethlisberger threw for 339 yards in Pittsburgh’s loss, Talib questioned the QB’s assertion that he had a shoulder injury.
“Ben was healthy as hell,” Talib said (via NFL.com). “He didn’t fool anybody.”
According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, that comment did not sit well with Steelers players.
Roethlisberger, who injured the shoulder on a sack during the previous week’s game against the Bengals, took a pain-killing injection before warmups Sunday and showed noticeable discomfort after the game. Team sources told the Post-Gazette that Roethlisberger couldn’t even lift his arm Monday at the team’s practice facility.
It’s the second straight week an opposing player accused a Steeler of lying about an injury. Bengals cornerback Adam Jones claimed that wide receiver Antonio Brown winked at him after getting knocked out of their game following a hit to the head from Vontaze Burfict and was not really hurt.
Even after Brown was placed in the league’s concussion protocol, Jones doubted Brown’s injury. Only when Brown was ruled out of the Broncos game did Jones acknowledge he was mistaken.
— Oregon State basketball player Jarmal Reid apologized Monday after he was suspended four games by the school for tripping an official during Sunday’s 59-53 loss to Utah. The Pac-12 accepted Oregon State’s punishment and said it would not penalize Reid further.
“I’m well aware that my actions not only embarrassed my family, but also the university and the Oregon State basketball program,” Reid said in a statement. “I was not raised to act in that manner that was displayed on that play. I’m well aware that I made a mistake that has damaged my image. My actions are inexcusable and I am willing to accept any and all consequences that are to follow.”
Reid, upset there was no foul call after he was bumped by Utah’s Jakob Poeltl, stuck out his right leg and tripped Tommy Nunez. The referee proceeded to give Reid a technical foul and eject him from the game.
“We are obviously very disappointed and apologize to everyone involved,” Oregon State coach Wayne Tinkle said in a statement Monday. “Our university and our program do not condone this type of conduct on or off the court. We acted swiftly and severely, but also fairly with the understanding that we are dealing with a 22-year-old young man that we need to help grow through this tough situation.”
Utah coach Larry Krystkowiak was sympathetic to the player.
“It’s a high-emotion, high-energy [environment], you know? And we’re still dealing with 18-, 20-, 21-year-old kids. And not everything always goes as planned. You know?” Krystkowiak said. “So, it’s an unfortunate incident. It’s obviously a pretty slow news time because it’s garnered a lot of national attention. I feel sorry for the kid and I feel sorry for their team.”
Tweeted the team: We’ve got our first #Rams deposit! The Legend @MagicJohnson!
Tweeted Johnson: I got my @RamsNFL season tickets! I’m so excited and can’t wait to see OUR team next season! #Rams
The deposits only allow fans to reserve a spot to purchase season tickets when they go on sale, as the team can’t begin selling tickets until it determines whether or not it will be sharing its new stadium with the Chargers or Raiders — or no one.
The Rams are scheduled to play at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum for the next three seasons, until their new facility in Inglewood is ready in 2019.
ON THIS DAY TRIVIA (answer below): On Jan. 19, 1898, which two New England schools played the first recorded college hockey game in the United States?
QUOTE OF THE DAY: “It’s beyond what I’d ever imagined in my wildest dreams. … I never imagined that any of this was ever even possible. I just knew that I loved the game, and I played with so many great teammates who have, like I said, sacrificed so much. When you play with teammates like I have and you see what they go through over the course of the season, what they deal with in their lives personally, how that reacts to them professionally, kind of the blood, sweat and tears you put into it, you never take it for granted.” — Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, during his weekly Monday appearance on Dennis & Callahan with Minihane, on advancing to his 10th AFC title game in 14 seasons
‘NET RESULTS (mobile users, check the website to see the videos): From a junior hockey game in Ontario in November (the video only went public this week), a referee gets too physical with a player after breaking up a fight, then the ref gets taken out by the team’s trainer. Both the ref and the trainer were suspended.
The Sharks show some nifty skills and teamwork on this play that ends with a goal by Matt Nieto against the Senators.
Marcus Thornton completes a Rockets comeback with a 3-pointer in the final seconds to send Monday’s game against the Clippers to overtime.
Carmelo Anthony hits a 3-pointer with three seconds remaining in regulation to send the Knicks-Sixers game into overtime.
TRIVIA ANSWER: Brown and Harvard, with Brown winning 6-0
SOOTHING SOUNDS: Janis Joplin, who died in 1970, was born on this day in 1943.
Mikey and Mut talk about the Patriots win over the Chiefs and look ahead to the Denver Broncos
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We talk with the best NFL on the radio in Boston, Tedy Bruschi breaks down the win over the Chiefs, and helps us preview the AFC Championship game in Denver.
[0:00:00] ... Every patriots Monday right around this time we talk weather guy TedyBruschi. Who's presented by Shaw's star market and solar heating and air mr. Bruschi what's going on and I don't. Guys and I'm ... [0:00:57] ... a certain thirteen first down because he's that type of play here. AndyReid trying to get creative to the edges in and forced the patriots have maybe get confused based on backfield motion if they're ... [0:03:18] ... them them together it really does make a huge difference. I know AndyReid was asked a lot about this clock management and why did he get more out of the last two and a half minutes or so. What did you think of that situation down the stretch Burke Kansas City in an AndyReid. I attention to the Super Bowl Donovan McNabb. You don't think it's. I remember being in the huddle when they relating to. ... [0:12:41] ... for them to mean fumble punt or on Miller. Win quickly or. DerrickWard was playing very well to get to have a game of his life. Which strips act that forces the play that changes ...