Shaw at third is a surprise to us. We look at four other surprises we didn't see coming.
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We close out Dale and Holley with the best soundbites of the day.
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The wit and wisdom of one of my icons and American treasure, Nick Offerman. “Beef jerky … is really just a meat raisin.” Pure brilliance. The fact this isn’t at least an hour long is one of my life’s greatest disappointments.
Unilad – Here we have a pretty strong contender for the most inappropriate birthday gift for an 8-year-old ever.
Video has emerged of a ‘hood stripper’ reportedly dancing for a kid at his 8th birthday party, after his mum allegedly hired her to perform.
The stripper is seen twerking for the young lad in her underwear, as he throws what appear to be dollar bills at her and grabs her ass. …
Not much is known about the origins of the clip, but apparently the video was shot in Tampa.
I’m sure you’ve figured out by now that when it comes to appreciating degenerate behavior, I’m not exactly Tim Tebow. I feel like I can handle pretty much anything this side of “2 Girls 1 Cup.” But even I can’t bring myself to post the actual video of this 8-year-old getting creeped up on by a stripper. Instead I opted for the Amy Poehler “Cool Mom” scene from “Mean Girls,” just so I can look in the mirror when I shave tomorrow. If you want to see it for yourself, you can click the link I included. But be warned: That way lies madness.
Anyway, it’s nice to see that the fall of civilization is way ahead of schedule. And to the surprise of no one who’s been paying attention, Florida is the engine that’s pulling our train full speed over the cliff. I’m pretty sure that when I turned eight, I got a street hockey goalie stick and an old school mask that I painted with scars every time I got hit with the ball like Gerry Cheevers. To this day, those are my Red Ryder BB gun and Rosebud. My mom even made me a cake that looked like Snoopy. It was her masterpiece and I cherish the memory of all them. But those happy feelings will never compete with my boy in Tampa, getting twerked on by a stripper a good five years before puberty kicks in.
Until now, I thought I had a happy and privileged childhood. I had no idea I was really being deprived. I wish my mom was as good a parent as this Florida Mother of the Year.
Jim Nantz in Golf Digest – [T]here’s a little Jack Nicholson in “Five Easy Pieces” in me. I’m a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That’s 48 hours—two full days—per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.
There is nothing about this story that surprises me. Show me your average man, tell me he carries around a laminated photo of burnt toast in his wallet and in all likelihood, I’m not buying it. With most of the world’s population I’d say “What? That makes no sense.” But not with Nantz. By the same token, if you asked me to draw up a list of people who potentially have black toast pictures with them at all times, I think I’d pick Jim Nantz and his boytoy Peyton Manning. I’m not sure why. They just both give off a “Waitress, I demand the toast look like … THIS! Bring me this color toast or bring the manager with you when you come back” vibe about them. That smarmy, privileged, I’m-better-than-you, feed-me-inedible-food-because-I-told-you-to-and-don’t-give-me-any-of-your-lip look that is unmistakable.
And since Nantz mentioned it, I bet the exchange with the toast server always goes just like this:
Nantz’ obsessive blackened toast creepiness is enough to make me want to demand he stop fawning over Mr. Kraft. That’s the purview of normal, golden brown toast eaters, only.
With the Bruins sitting on the brink of missing the playoffs, Pierre McGuire joins the show to discuss what has been going on with the B's. Also, he talks about the chances of Jimmy Vesey joining the Bruins.