Glenn, Lou and Christian bury the 2015 Patriots and attempt to move on to the Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins.

[0:00:42] ... checked first drive what the hell are we preparing for all we. Local hospitals. Yeah. Oh yeah. How its patents at issue is education. I am still so pissed off that they actually received 40. Yeah it's it's just this differs from what I think cause. The loss in its home field an offensive line were the field goal. That is not a category thinks that just pissed about it and I'm just pissed ...
[0:02:46] ... And have you we have seven. To the Pro Bowl. Arsenal and England patriot cross that line get their acts and we know we are in fact I still feel bad I don't Adam. Malcolm partly ...
[0:03:45] ... what it's about us. You need to step by Mobile, Alabama to Honolulu Hawaii when he's got to sit out of which the trophy get comparable. We don't cash the extra cash domestic only be that ...





Jim Donaldson was chirping Lou all day about regarding the legacy of Buddy Cianci, who passed away yesterday morning, so Lou brought the beef to the air.

[0:05:28] ... but he was that was there. It was at one of the Super Bowls he sent his wife full was one of those back to the hotel and you know one of the media amana about ...
[0:07:18] ... confused Malone it's the incidents at. Perugia Donald son approach. Looking at Jamie Donaldson approach might help them may be in a few of them over a thousand you know you get a college at fifteen ...
[0:18:13] ... and here's Barack where now. Forget the contact that Norton and I'm Mark Stuart turban on each other practice and with Marty and I'm like I'll see me make that move forward back volume in the sport back all. And Norton comes back with they don't pay the global opinion to protect I'd like yeah. So I mean that's clear evidence that you know he wasn't meant that you have picked art except be an enforcer what you want break. And you know it was it was tough to lose. Imagine behind John Thornton kind of he once again we don't know what Roger Ebert that I it was a good counter reporting live player yes ...





For over 65 years, The Amazing Kreskin has been the world’s foremost mentalist and a talk show regular going all the way back to “The Tonight Show” before Johnny Carson, through Carson himself, Letterman, Leno, Kimmel, Fallon and finally to the career pinnacle of coming on my podcast.

As you’ll hear, The Amazing Kreskin was wise enough not to read my mind, but we discuss his start in show business, how Carson loved him because as a magician himself, he respected mentalists as opposed to the frauds who pass themselves off as psychics. He describes some of the most incredible tricks he ever pulled off. And finally we get into his 20th book “In Real Time,” and our mutual contempt for the clowns that are running our country into the ground.

I think if The Amazing Kreskin can keep climbing the later of big time bookings like this, he might have a future in show business. Enjoy.

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Hanley Ramirez says "It's going to be easy" playing 1st base. The guys discuss his comments and how they expect he'll perform.

[0:06:13] ... we're going into the month of February here on Monday right. And Hanley Ramirez is still penciled in place I mean that's that's just my house argued the case you Tippett. Retired we're celebrating what's opening ...
[0:06:59] ... in enough it will appear before a first base like say a Mike Napoli who embraced it worked hard. You know the it's the bottom line the work ethic the ability to pick it is a ...
[0:15:07] ... like so why is everything is going to. Two term with how Hanley Ramirez plays that's it. Basically can hold you hostage. Each voted the other side of it too is that it actually bright because. ...
[0:16:43] ... all know that the work ethic I just. And I feel for Brian Butterfield the sector fell Friday bail last year it cost him his job. The united Baylor couldn't couldn't get cute dogs like assess ...






 

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Way to go, NFL. That’s a hell of an operation you’re running there, Roger Goodell. The biggest game in the biggest sport, expected to be the most watched television event in the history of North America. And you’re managing it with all the attention to detail of a 2-year old deciding which sneaker got on which foot.

Looking at the way you handle everything else, from domestic violence to blatant tampering to phony investigations to taking draft picks away from a team absolved of wrongdoing, we shouldn’t be surprised. The NFL continues to be the most amateurishly run multi-billion monopoly in the history of the world. Although it could just be that the league would prefer to have the Super Bowl be a home game for Denver.

Like they say, real life imitates art. Great googly moogly.

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One of the most improbable long shots to cross the finish line for me in years is the complete 180 I’ve done on Brandon Marshall of the Jets. It wasn’t that long ago that he was the consummate petulant, coach-killing, locker room carcinogen, me-first NFL diva. And I thought he was full of it when he announced he was battling borderline personality disorder, because to me that was just coming up with a nice scientific term for being a tool bag.

But since then I’ve seen him on enough talk shows and watched the way he plays tackle football, and I have to admit, he won me over. That is, until this. Until he went on Comedy Central’s “The Nightly Show” with Larry Wilmore and declared the Jets are better than either the Panthers or the Broncos. Scroll this video past 10 full minutes of rational, reasonable opinions about football, Cam Newton, race and on-field celebrations and get right to the crazy. Marshall actually pushed air out of his lungs, made sound with his vocal chords and used his mouth to form those words. I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t heard it with my own ears. But the video does not lie.

It’s further proof that in a very weird way, it would be good to be a Jet or a Jets fan. To live in a world where you judge yourself not by your successes or failures, but by how you feel about yourself. Where the scoreboard means nothing, so long as you believe you were the better team. To occupy a participation trophy plane of existence where you convince yourself you have the best team, best defense and best coach, and you yourself are the best at your position, actual accomplishments be damned. And then when your season ends in futility again for the 40-somethingth year in a row, you rip the Patriots for their (take your pick) failure or cheating until you feel satisfied. It’s so much easier than having high standards.

At least Brandon Marshall has kept me as a fan in this regard: He might be the funniest thing on Comedy Central.

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You may recall that sometime during the peak days of 2015’s Summer of Gronk, Rob Gronkowski and his brothers announced they were booking passengers for their epic “Gronk’s Party Ship,” due to set sail in February to a private island in what Jimmy Buffett would call St. Somewhere.

Well, as bro-tastic as that multi-day party rock moment sounds, the whole lead-up to it just went next level on the cruise’s website. Some genius with a limitless future in marketing added bios of all the central characters. And they are perhaps the finest words ever put together since the invention of written language.

I don’t feel right about trying to paraphrase them. It’s like what Salieri said about Mozart’s music. It’s perfection. Displace one note and there would be diminishment. Displace one phrase and the structure would fall. But together they’re way too long to keep this to blog length. (Though you can read the whole thing here.) So I’ll try the best my unworthy brain can to select the highlights:

Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski
A.K.A. “The Superstar!” Rob is rated the #1 party rocker in all of pro sports. He is the superstar, he is the main attraction, the headliner, and there has never been a player in history in any sport that exemplifies excellence in the field of play in addition to the field of party rock. Men want to be him and chix want to be with him. His humility is astounding, which combined with his body builder physique, leaves women utterly susceptible to his charm! …

Gordie “Gord” Gronkowski
A.K.A. “The Captain.” As the oldest Gronk brother, this former professional baseball star and current professional big brother calls the shots, he makes the moves, and ensures that everyone’s always as positive as possible. … Gordie is a team player, he keeps everyone’s self confidence as high as the sky, even while all the girls are scratching and clawing at his silky smooth body! And for some reason they always do because he constantly looks like he got mauled by a cougar: both the animal and type of woman! …

Dan Gronkowski
A.K.A. “The Brains.” Dan looks like he is straight out of the movie 300 except he doesn’t need the CGI! He is tall, he is chiseled, and all the chix unanimously agree that he is very handsome. Dan is also the responsible one, and is the only one on the team that is no longer a bachelor. Even though we all are not thrilled to lose our brother to the institution of marriage, Dan’s bride-to-be is a cool chick, rages hard, and brings all her girlfriends around, so it’s OK by us! … Therefore he is the official chix recruiter and wingman for the team. Dan displays his dedication to the team by always providing valuable assists, which is why he has locked down the team’s unsung hero award!!!

Chris Gronkowski
A.K.A. “The One Seed.” Chris is a genius and could have gone to Harvard to play football but told them no thanks, for the sole reason that they don’t party. Chris is a wild man. Whether he’s throwing spine-crushing and punishing blocks or dominating every party he’s ever been to, Chris has an affinity for nudity and he gets so wild that we lose him a lot. … Chris is a survivor and we usually find him facedown somewhere, or in a DJ booth after he abducted it … even if he collapses in the middle of the street, a dance floor, or on the floor of the library, because it’s all happened before.

Gordy “Papa Gronk” Gronkowski
A.K.A. “The Innovator.” Big G has taken party rocking to epic proportions over the past decades. A former college and pro football star himself, he has redefined party rocking year after year and he has established the precedent for us to live by. … Perhaps that is why countless people have offered Big G big money to purchase his sperm so they can have the children of champions themselves. It’s not every day you can see a father hang with his sons on the dance floor, and it’s even more rare to have a father whose sons constantly get rejected by chix because they would rather hit on their dad instead. Women of all ages fall head over heels for the jackedness and dieselness of Big G. …

There you have it. The bro-eiest thing any bro ever wrote about other bros. And all this coming out just as we hear the Patriots talked to youngest brother Glenn at the Senior Bowl? Please. I don’t want them to draft him. I need them to draft him. Provided, of course, that he’s a party rocking, chiseled, chix magnet the cougars love with jackedness and dieselness made with The Innovator’s sperm. There just is not enough Gronk in our lives.

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The top stories of the day as recounted by Kirk Minihane.

[0:00:00] ... Let's address the elephant not in the room tonight but the Donald Trump has chosen not to attend this evening's presidential debate I'm a maniac. And everyone on this stage. Is stupid fat and ugly and then here a terrible circuit. Now that we've gotten the Donald Trump portion out of the way. Put that you'd like to have of the very open. They'll vote for him to forget that ...
[0:04:25] ... You'll have the but only with Andre the Giant fan OK okay Pedro Martinez. Like well like iris and the Utley and what for the club and a 1006 team. By the way that can be ...
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The guys discussed the greatest Super Bowl performances.

[0:00:08] ... at last from the espn.com. Staff ranking the fifty greatest players in Super Bowl history numbers and the through one here's the here's the form. To write the fifty greatest players in Super Bowl history ESPN's stats and information. Put together a ballot of the 120. Greatest players in football's biggest game. And the goodness based on their statistics and overall performance. Then the expert panel of writers editors broadcasters and other experts. Voted on head to head matchups with more than 3000. Votes cast the result is the fifty greatest players in Super Bowl history. They released fifteen to 31 on Tuesday thirty to eleven on Wednesday and here is finally at last the top ten players. In Super Bowl history should be playing would would produce worth his salt. Have the NFL music. Russia have been helping her case sort of ...
[0:02:04] ... sideline late in their 4926 blowout of the San Diego Chargers in Super Bowl 24. Asking eighteen me to remove the imaginary monkey off his back remember that. And why not emerging from Joseph Montana's shadow ...
[0:02:48] ... you played in one and did okay. This would be curt Warner's St. Louis Rams airs on a cardinals' Super Bowls. 3436. And 48. Right now 4343. He's number nine. A better about it too along the way one could make the case that Warner should be in the top three. On this list a for you say right is a three eyes passing games Super Bowl history these alas we are right. The rams and cardinals came up just shy of making war three for three and a Super Bowl appearances but. It speaks to his greatness on the biggest stage. He is in the top and here. Warner averaged 385. Passing yards per game and was responsible for the three most prolific passing days in Super Bowl history. He's one of just three quarterbacks the lead multiple teams Cuba super. You go yeah coach ripped through. Eli Manning is ...
[0:04:19] ... lot of us yet yes first quarterback to win more than two Super Bowl two time Super Bowl MVP is 112 point eight with rounded up 2113 passer rating. In his four Super Bowl appearances. Is the third highest all time eleven averaged eleven yards per completion on his waited 932. Yards. Nine touchdowns combined including four. On the Dallas vaunted defense and Super Bowl thirteen. In his first two Super Bowl wins Bradshaw said a turnover free tone with zero interceptions. The breeze but John Elway is number six appeared in five that ...






Bob Socci can now be a better father 1-29-16.

[0:00:31] ... mark his look from the Denver Post writes that has the name Peyton Manning I think eight outdo themselves today and he went out what you can do that today was the records. Yes I've seen ...
[0:01:41] ... have to recognize greatness in him out. A roller Lotta columns about Larry Bird about Tom Brady's Michael Jordan is sometimes you just have to let go out. Obvious I'm obviously biased I think the job and story Springsteen ...
[0:07:09] ... where you're where it Monday through Friday doesn't show assessment of the TV show post game pregame and he's just done and if gore is the game right. Puck and makes them crazy. Screamed crazy things ...