BuzzFeed – This is Ainsley. She is 5. During Princess Week at her dance class she decided she would rather dress as a hot dog.
Ainsley is the hero of our modern time.
It’s taken a while because Ainsley’s Princess Week was over a month ago. But make no mistake, she and her hot dog costume have taken the world by storm.
I think it’s fitting that our girl Ainsley has been elevated to hero status now, of all moments. Because the planet has just lost another transcendent figure. An iconoclast who did things his way, consequences be damned. Like Muhammad Ali, Ainsley is a true original who won’t back down, won’t give in, and refuses to sell out her principles for anyone. And if the The Man doesn’t like it, that’s his problem.
It’s like the Good Lord took one great, Earth-shaking, giant of history away from us, and saw fit to give us another. Ainsley the Hot Dog Princess is the hero the world deserves. The one it needs, right now. Even Ali would have to admit, she’s the greatest.
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