Tim Benz and Jerry Thornton hop on to talk to Lou about what he said about them in the "Enough About Me Podcast."

[0:03:02] ... was it like fifteen minutes and everything that but it wrong and Jimmy Stewart did wrong in you know and equipped coming back with. Dire argue with myself and a conference calls for a half hour ...
[0:05:51] ... just has batted the ball was a better and put all on Jimmy Stewart mocked. What I heard was but wasn't sturdy enough for his opinions. We didn't know what we were doing were thrown together ...
[0:08:10] ... great. Arkansas I sent an out again. They originally you guys like Dick Armey. So tell you what it is absolutely really don't like. I thought there's some cheap shots in there. I didn't it's not ...
[0:08:48] ... to show every day much like what didn't. No. No we we butted heads on honesty I don't know I mean I thought that it was an ongoing battle between us about trying to stick with ...






Mike Mutnansky calls to talk to Lou about what was said on the "Enough About Me" Podcast. He also talks Kentucky Derby

[0:03:47] ... out there and just do your thing and we know we're don't Joel Siegel is a young producer. Ice. Only thing different fighters assumed okay these guys know what they're doing the people you know that the guy who hired as a puts him in place like one of the guys Jason Kubel. There was really good jobs are triggered or if he thinks we can do habits. You know what I guess I guess ...
[0:05:49] ... are your rights shall we shall we talk about the derby would. We're short putter and what am I at a talk about it that doubt that abortion gave me last year is that tickets still ...




Glenn, Lou, and Christiantalk about the latest indictment of Joe Paterno's knowledge of what was going on at Penn State

[0:04:04] ... each and every every analyst every former player everybody that went to Penn State. Like they they revered not only Joseph public and does give me this that this that this guy was more popular. Then ...
[0:06:10] ... according to the claims is set 1976 at child allegedly reported. The Penn State's head football coach Joseph Paterno. They heat the child was sexually molested by sandusky. It came back in a Canadian child reported his molestation by sandusky was allegedly referred to athletic director. Does this Knoll were evidence that reports of these incidents ever went further up the chain of command at Penn State so. Is a couple of us but back in 76 the one that bothers that the child actually went to the football coach. And told them. 1976. And do you really believe Lugar was an incident 1976 and we didn't have another one to 1988 only to invest he was able to keep us laws optical boys don't finish out between 76. And 88 core audience is considering it now. Between 76. And 88. Cisco and this sleaze bag Newell about every single bump and people on the ...
[0:07:32] ... the bleeding in Franklin comes and they go to a bowl of ice cap begins like it never happened. Think that they should never ever return that statute. It should never be it anywhere it strippers main take away everything because yelled at them so everything you thought he represented was a lot. So let's not act like he was a great guy he wasn't he was Matt Miller he was a fraud flat out fraud his worst of a fraud. Based on what he allowed to happen knowing it was ...
[0:09:29] ... by Jerry sandusky like that was your goal but you go to Penn State for a joke law and does he was your guy. And accurately deep parts for for for Jerry sandusky admitted later. Like ...






Big Papi received a humidor and cigars from the White Sox last night, Glenn, Lou, and Christian discuss the farewell gift, and P.E.D. rumors still persist.

[0:01:35] ... up before too much to just put a promotional video montage of David Ortiz they did that Atlanta in and he came out tipped his gap between innings. That was and hasn't showed it not like ...
[0:03:56] ... were already hearing it and you're gonna hear more. The more successful David Ortiz is this year. The more people are going to question whether it's often if it it goes with the territory. Am I ...
[0:04:29] ... they've taken it. You question. Is it not a legitimate question what David Ortiz has brought by the way he's not the greatest Red Sox player revolt. Okay that Williams would better anonymous release all I'm ...
[0:09:24] ... years old well you know Jeter 38 led the league in hits Mariano Rivera's last year's 43. You know David is doing what he's doing because his whole career been a DH. And it like those guys talk about name another god is no caught the David Ortiz. No great hitter spent his entire career as a designated hitter. The din of anywhere care playing every single day. You know if Dave it was a regular first baseman his career terminal three years ago. Gas see that's one of those things that you have 37 it's on the plus side David Ortiz if you make this argument. Is that good enough to Wear out his body you know what he did he had that that the biggest thing to do is walk down the ring. You go back into the video room take a look at what departure was. Ever buys you know years and he's got it averages example of Vladimir Guerrero. Not one of the great hitters in the game. That man's body was so beat up that if he was from day ...






An old acquaintance took umbrage with Lou's "Puke inducing" words on Kirk Minihane's "Enough About Me" Podcast

[0:02:43] ... no I think it's really not I'm not yeah why not I don't Davis not to smoke cigars that answer docket open other exits downloads. It's lying down and some cuts for the trumps. Going down ...
[0:03:14] ... keep the seat warm tingling not heeding morning drive Dennis ever use Gordon Moore he won that. This desolate accident get together at the deal with ever viewed more traffic you know crossed. A traffic throughout bag. John Irving area talkative about that yes that's. 01 show that avoids all. Threaten nothing in the morning going out and then leaving in ...
[0:10:39] ... he's hysterical radio. That's okay to say. Jerry works hard little's rental oak trees that bring us the Austin. And that's a step becomes of those creative that way but it doesn't poses in the oaks ...





In honor of Mother’s Day, and to pay tribute to all the MILFs who read Thornography and deserve praise and thanks on their special day, I present one man’s list of the Top 10 Hottest TV Moms of All Time:

10. Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones”

Played by: Emilia Clarke. The only reason she didn’t rate higher on this list is because technically speaking she’s only the mother of dragons. But since her main competition from the show makes babies with her own brother, Daenerys gets the nod.

9. April Buchanon, “Eastbound and Down”

Played by: Katy Mixon. Inside blogging: I had to go with this clip since every clip available from “EB&D” shows her and Kenny Powers doing and saying stuff that would get you and me both fired.

8. Claire Huxtable

Played by: Phylicia Rashad. Through the prism of time, knowing what we now know about what a creepshow Bill Cosby is, it’s easy to forget how much of a wholesome, prime-time sex symbol Mrs. Huxtable was. The mother of teenagers who didn’t hide the fact she was as insatiable a sitcom mom this side of Peg Bundy.

7. Betty Draper, “Mad Men”

Played by: January Jones. Full disclosure: I could never get into “Mad Men.” But hot is hot.

6. Elyse Keaton, “Family Ties”

Played by: Meredith Baxter. Elyse was the consummate postmodern, former hippie mom who looked like she was 20 years younger than her husband.

5. Pam Beesley-Halpert, “The Office”

Played by: Jenna Fischer. One of my all-time TV crushes. As funny as “The Office” was in its prime, I actually got into it more for the Pam/Jim romance than the comedy. Everybody deserves a Pam at their job to raise their eyebrows in adorable fashion at you whenever anybody says something stupid.

4. Laura Petrie, “The Dick Van Dyke Show”

Played by: Mary Tyler Moore. Allow me one mom from TV’s Late Cretaceous Period, because Mary Tyler Moore’s blazing heat stands the test of time. She was the Kennedy Era ideal of the sexy suburban housewife. And Dick Van Dyke said recently that the networks had to make her pants baggier because they were too much for America at the time. To this day, my brothers and I call capris “Laura Petrie pants.”

3. Lorelai Gilmore, “The Gilmore Girls”

Played by: Lauren Graham. Obviously, I never watched chick-oriented dramedy like this. But I doubt there’s a man alive who wasn’t searching the net for photo galleries of her. With all due respect to Alexis Bleidel, she was never going to be better than the second best-looking title character on her own show.

2. Tami Taylor, “Friday Night Lights”

Played by: Connie Britton. Simply put: a Texas football coach’s wife nine. And praise doesn’t get much higher.

1. Gloria Pritchett, “Modern Family”

Played by: Sofia Vergara. Muy caliente.

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This is from “Inside Amy Schumer” on Comedy Central, and I have to hand it to the show. Luke Kuechly, Vernon Davis and Michael Strahan having a fantasy league of ordinary slobs (like Jim Norton) living their boring lives is inspired. Earning points when the guy remembers his Best Buy gift card and losing them because he’s still inviting people to join him on LinkedIn is clever, bordering on genius.

I recognize Amy Schumer gets some backlash, but I’m a fan. And even her biggest critic has to acknowledge she’s putting out some of the best sketch comedy on TV. I mean, it’s been years since “Saturday Night Live” had a skit anywhere close to this level of creativity. Well done.

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Despite talking about hating the crossover on Kirk's podcast, Lou came in to discuss his potty mouth. Kirk reveals that Tim Benz sent a Direct Message (on Twitter) about Lou's comments on the podcast.

[0:00:35] ... coming in within eleven rate hasn't hurt us because you go to commercial break if you're way up. Stuff that you just told me. It's worth. Five time. A lot of people say broke the record ...
[0:04:02] ... from Watertown mass went to beaver country day in and she and Rick Fox had split fool me is single and available. We give more information when I walked go right now to get rid who showed that he goes all right anyway. What a spreadsheet watch fancy watch spared she don't listen this crappy made the fourth thing yes. Those votes and it was a joke what's Joe's story. What's the plan just gone through with which direction Google musically. There was this is that right on a Whitewater like mr. like this but I did not favored. It's better than you ...




Reports have come out that say Joe Paterno knew about Jerry Sandusky molesting boys as far back as 1976.

[0:06:29] ... vote again Paul volleyball game my admin Jay Paterno that maggot. A writing books about him. An an and Franco Harris and Paul find bomb that to start coming out of the woodwork and Zoolander is ...
[0:13:42] ... know how we scandals as rage and for the ranch right his retirement home here and put that up for sale are really New Mexico yes yes. He's gonna finally cash and it was all part ...
[0:17:27] ... WEEI. They had cut inherited the points that you make to accuse David Ortiz a potentially using. Stories. Are what are the same point so that the feet. You'll premised. They wouldn't let our keys has ...
[0:20:08] ... played the field. So why he's an article in the play of David Ortiz could have played in the field and then and decent you have been decent first place and so. If Europe fielder and your bad fielder if Ortiz plaza that I never liked generally loves this alignment jet fuel was chipped as Manny Ramirez played. The field he sucked that it does he get credit for that. Jim Rice play the field. He was lousy note ...






It's becoming clear that fans and media are ready to circle the wagons for David Ortiz if anyone else brings up PED's.

[0:00:35] ... mean we do ask the question he would not mean. When when David Ortiz haven't and the season he's had at 87 let's be honest we would ask that question. About him he played or the New York Yankees of course we will these efforts are scored giants of course I have no doubt that could be a lot more. Cynics ...
[0:01:50] ... What point. Carrara there are folks out there who have been predicting David Ortiz has been busted for years. And it's now been what thirteen years since his name appeared on that. On that list and these so called anonymous list thirteen years and we still don't know what it was for that that aren't far Shiites here on the list. Thirteen years people have been predicting that if you were you just wait. Dextre here says boys act going to be awkward if they announced the other steroid suspension and its David Ortiz yes it will be awkward and I it would be very awkward to be very awkward and I I don't remember ever ...
[0:06:42] ... than we can't come up with another forty year old slugger who's Don Imus. Who's done including can't come up of one maybe he's the first and maybe first look at that's the Emmys that's probably ...
[0:07:40] ... Jerry are carrying on I would you know huge NBA just like David Ortiz and already this past. You look for part time period 54 home once you agrees on steroids. He's only. Old player in ...