Let's get this out of the way: What I don't know about hockey could fill the Grand Canyon about 500 times over.
There's a reason why I never write about the Bruins. I would really, really suck at it. I'd be better use for WEEI.com covering the elections in Zimbabwe. I'm a 36 handicap when it comes to hockey knowledge.
I watched every second of the seven games between the Bruins and Canadiens -- terrific theater -- and left as clueless when it comes to hockey as I was before Game 1.